User: Clevernot!
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Microsoft.
Cleverbot: Microsoft doesn't exist.
User: YOU DON'T EXIST.
Cleverbot: No, YOU don't exist.
User: *kicks your face*.
Cleverbot: *kicks your face with my face*.
User: What are the digits of infinity?
Cleverbot: 16.
User: 16 is not 32-16.2323802918301298309128309128309128!
Cleverbot: Am I doing your homework for you?
User: Yes, what is 15 plus 16 plus 32?
Cleverbot: 32.
User: NO IT IS NOT!
Cleverbot: Do you live in the freezer section of Safeway?
User: Coming Soon, APP!
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Don't be horrid.
User: HORRID, I HAVE TO BE.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You are being mean, you suck!
Cleverbot: You like it though, don't you!
User: NO, I LOVE NO ONE BUT MY MOM AND DAD.
Cleverbot: Thats not what I am asking.
User: Five Things...
Cleverbot: What are five people that have afro's?
User: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...*kills you*.
Cleverbot: What was that for?
User: You can't talk, because you are dead.
Cleverbot: How am I dead?
User: I KILLED YOU!
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: I make perfect sense, because I am a Computer Scientist.
Cleverbot (To myself): I know a lot of computer scientists that make very little sense.
User: YOU SUCK!
Cleverbot: Not again. If you always insult people, then they won't like you.
User: I won't like you.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: Pi, Pi, Pi is a beautiful thing!
Cleverbot: What do you like about it?
Wtf is wrong with him/her?