the crouton thread

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this is a database of all wild crouton spottings

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<a187>this world is a mess and i'm trying desperately to fix it
<a187>kill me now

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<Darvince>no my landforms are best landforms
<a187>i want to move the croutons from the west half of 5 to 8
<a187>is that a good idea y/n
<Darvince>yes
<Darvince>the croutons

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<a187>we're literally
<a187>trying to make a destined supercontinent
<a187>not a supercontinent
<a187>and failing terribly

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<SkirtMoskva>darvince what if everything is croutons
<Darvince>ur mom is croutons
<Darvince>we should erase some croutos
<SkirtMoskva>no
<Darvince>ns
<SkirtMoskva>srsly
<Darvince>im srsly
<SkirtMoskva>w hat if everything is croutons
<SkirtMoskva>what would happen
<Darvince>then everything is likely a land

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<SkirtMoskva>how about ocean croutons
<Darvince>what
<SkirtMoskva>u Herd me
<Darvince>that makes poo sense
<SkirtMoskva>no
<a187>He the Croutons of All
<a187>Oblong Osmotischen
<SkirtMoskva>put the croutons underwater
<Darvince>lmao
<a187>Seductive SkirtMoskva
<SkirtMoskva>duh
<a187>Vicious Vh
<a187>Matriarch Mudkipz
<SkirtMoskva>no just put croutons underwater
<SkirtMoskva>really
<Darvince>oh are we doing zealandia now
<a187>the definition of crouton is undisturbed piece of land

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<SkirtMoskva>what if the are no croutons
<Darvince>zealandia is a crouton
<Darvince>i think
<a187>oh
* Darvince researches
<a187>you cursed us with an awful arrangement of tectonic plates

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<Kalassak>what is the thing north of new zeland
<Kalassak>that spirals into fiji
<Kalassak>fiji is the birthplace of land
<a187>the fiji satan spiral

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<SkirtMoskva>i should join in
<a187>yes
<SkirtMoskva>with pygeology
<a187>no

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<a187>dar because we can repiece it together
<a187>but the problem is we clustered all the croutons and plates into awkward positions
<SkirtMoskva>why not branch off into two planets
<a187>. . .
<Darvince>.  .  .

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<Darvince>and we were like "yeah water world!"
<Darvince>then
<Darvince>we screwed it up
<Darvince>by adding too many croutons
<a187>kol
<a187>no we screwed it up by the plates looking weird too

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<a187>why would it have so few croutons
<a187>or well
<a187>i think maybe the croutons restricted our ability to make land
<Darvince>yes
<a187>because we felt as if we had to arbitrarily follow the guidlines of the croutons

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<Darvince>erase croutons
<Darvince>erase croutons
<Darvince>erase croutons
<a187>and make big continents
<Darvince>erase croutons
<a187>we need to fix the tectonic plates too
<a187>before we put the croutons on them
<Darvince>erase croutons
<Darvince>erase croutons
<Darvince>erase croutons
<Darvince>erase croutons
<Darvince>erase croutons
<a187>we need to fix tectonic plates too
<Darvince>erase croutons
<Darvince>leave the plates
<Kalassak>erase reality
<a187>fucking hell man don't spam

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<Darvince>what about bowls
<Darvince>what about the bowls
<a187>why do we have so many bowls too
<Darvince>and utensils
<a187>like earth has one bowl
<a187>and yet our thing has like 10???
<Darvince>what is earth's bowl
<a187>iceland
<Darvince>ah yes

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<Darvince>tell me.
<a187>yes i want the croutons to be destroyed.
<Darvince>ok
<a187>and we must remove all but one or maybe two bowls.
<a187>and fix the tectonic plates.
<Darvince>ok
<a187>we must destroy the croutons though
<a187>croutons are literally opressing us from drawing the water world

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<Darvince>what the fuck the crouton thread has 14 post already
<a187>it does yes
<Darvince>what on earth

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<Kalassak>so croutons guys
<Kalassak>they are these things in the earth's crust
<Kalassak>and
<Kalassak>they have nothing to do with asia

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<Darvince>ok a187 you make the plates
<a187>ok
<a187>let me eat dinner first
<Darvince>no
<a187>no croutons for dinner though
<Darvince>eat croutons

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