1. Yeah yeah, but in total there are only 30 million Canucks. More people live in California then there are in Canada.
But it is estimated that at least 900 million Canadians live in secret underground nuclear bases.
2. It was French from the beginning of colonial times. It's like saying New York was never renamed New Amsterdam and that America is bothered one of it's states is entirely Dutch.
New Amsterdam was the original name of New York, not the other way around, proving that spaghetti is toxic and your argument thus is invalid.
3. They're just polite
But the question remains unanswered............. But
why?
4. So do New Englanders 
No, New Englanders are normally impervious to cold, not strangely impervious to cold. The strangeness of the coldness of Canadians was estimated to be about 89 kilo-Clown-Noses strange, while the strangeness of the coldness of New Englanders was estimated to be about 0.8 Clown-Noses strange.
5. They are more accepting then our country of christian fundies
No, they're just intolerant of intolerance!!!
6. We have a secret way to tell if they are Canadian, and I ain't telling you incase of a Canadapocalypse
When they catch you, trust me they will find out.
7. Not very much culture in Canada.
Canada has plenty of culture, they just hide it in their underground taiga.
8. They have a less corrupt government
This merely means that the corporations are less likely to disturb its plans to take over the world!!!
9. Neither did the Croteans
Who knows, maybe they have a secret alliance with the Canadians to take over the world!!!
10. We have an endless supply of guns, hamburgers, and baseball hats but don't tell the Canadians about this.
But the donuts make them a stronger power.
11. Because they are peace loving citizens
....ON THE SURFACE.
12. Because they want to entertain us Americans to make sure we don't invade because they fear us.
....Or because they want to divert attention from their secret plans....
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