A Blaguide on Blaspheming like a Bla

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(Note: not written/approved by Bla, i was just having fun)

Blammar:

Blaxample 1

Bla Blaccidentally into Blabunker.

Blanoun+Bladjective+Blaposition+Blanoun

Blaxample 2

Bla is Blatasticest Bla

Blanoun+is+Blajective+Blanoun

Blawisdom:

‘I would have done the same’

‘Hi[insertnamehere]’

‘Cute.’

‘Cu’

Blanatomy:

Lapis: Bla has many

Blapis: Bla has even more

Blapis organ: Bla’s only vital organ

Blapiss: caused Blamsterdam to make a seawall

Blapoo: we do not discuss this

Blareactions:

Rain> ‘Ahhhhhhh!’

Lava> ‘Build me a platform!’

Water> ‘I cannot into more than 4 meters of dihydrogen monoxide’

Bladvice: Bla, blabla, blaing blaspheme blaist blaings! Blaring blatistic blas, blabla, blanominal bla. Blablabla, bladk blanoxium blabunker? Bla, blablablablablabla.

Other: Blablablablabla

[Darvince]

Bla Bla Blard Blau Blaike

[Bla]

Kol. I blaccidentally into this thread.

Cute.

Bla blapproves.