Strange and/or funny quotes thread

[Hellpotatoe]

[11:21] <+Hellpotatoe> ME ARE TEH ONLY ONLINE PERRSON
[11:21] <+Hellpotatoe> DARVINCE IS SLEEPIN
[11:21] <+Hellpotatoe> YAY
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kolok







21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Potato Lands, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
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KOLOK





[13:23] <Liveangel> [12:14:33]   Hellpotatoe   but US foruns dont have womans - thats what you think, it isn't true hellpotatoe, I know a secret.
[13:25] <+Naru523> darvince is a woman
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[Naru523]

[12:20]   Fiah   I will give birth to Aeridani

[Naru523]

[14:17]   Naru523   fiahwhatdoyouthinkofbielosia.gif
[14:17]   Fiah   cute
[14:17]   Fiah   I would cuddle her
[14:17]   Naru523   I feel disturbed and abused.
[14:17]   Fiah   I would fuck her
[14:17]   Fiah   even if I knew she was a boy
[14:17]   Fiah   beautiful she looks\
[14:17]   Naru523   Now I feel disturbed, abused, and even more disturbed.
[14:17]   Naru523   And more abused.
[14:17]   Fiah   osorry
[14:18]   Fiah   so beautiful
[14:18]   Naru523   cries into redrainbow's old arm
[14:18]   Fiah   her hair, as brown as fresh hershey chocolate from aeridanish factories
[14:18]   Naru523   wat
[14:18]   Fiah   her blue eyes, as blue as the oceans
[14:19]   Fiah   and her weird feet shaped like hooves
[14:19]   matty406   Have some dignity m'boy
[14:19]   Fiah   and her stubby fingers
[14:19]   Naru523   wtf did i just read
[14:19]   RedRainbow   's arm joins in the collective crying because it's declared old.
[14:19]   Naru523   Nah redbow you already grew a new arm
[14:19]   Fiah   and her long-ass hair
[14:19]   Naru523   the one i'm crying on is a corpse
[14:19]   matty406   great now I imagine Bla has one old, wrinkly arm.
[14:19]   Naru523   gj
[14:19]   RedRainbow   !!! Kol

[Naru523]

[21:41]   Naru523   darvince Are you sexually active?
[21:42]   Kalassak   yes
[21:42]   Kalassak   he told me to answer for him
[21:42]   Darvince   wat Naru523
[21:42]   Darvince   Wat kalassak
[21:42]   Naru523   ok

[Bla]

11:02 <RedRainbow>Hihihi
11:03 <matty406>For serious?
11:03 <matty406>Heybla
11:03 <matty406>Probably if I get that new tablet
11:03 <FiktylPegasus>hibla
11:03 <FiktylPegasus>welp
11:04 <matty406>And when I learn to keep a commitment
11:04 <FiktylPegasus>pfft that's easy when we are being like community-y
11:05 <FiktylPegasus>what am I talking about I should go to sleep
11:05 <FiktylPegasus>gah but then I think about all the things I want to do and how I fucking fail at everything
11:06 <FiktylPegasus>well bye
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11:06 <matty406>obai
11:08 <RedRainbow>Always leaves when I join. :I
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[Darvince]

blaforeveralone.tiff

[Naru523]

you were too late.

[vh]

Kolwut.

Shower heads are scary.

And happy birthday.

[vh]

the correct answer is: apparently, right now.
(in response to)

the compputer crashed so I don't know when it will be back online :

[Naru523]

[09:10]   FiahOwl   Gangam can suck my little dick

[Darvince]

http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg63889.html#msg63889 based from this, i safq everything in those ten minutes after.

[2012-03-20 21:18:19] <Fiah> there, your safe.
[2012-03-20 21:18:32] <FiktylNaru> MY SAFE?
[2012-03-20 21:18:33] <Fiah> Okay, give me a question.
[2012-03-20 21:18:51] * FiktylNaru flips table, kicks it towards fiah
[2012-03-20 21:19:04] <Fiah> Where are we?
[2012-03-20 21:19:05] <Fiah> Resteraunt?
[2012-03-20 21:19:05] <FiktylNaru> In Bla's skirt
[2012-03-20 21:19:07] <Darvince> if i do get to nue without stalking, what wound your face when be?
[2012-03-20 21:19:07] <FiktylNaru> duh
[2012-03-20 21:19:15] <Darvince> *would
[2012-03-20 21:19:30] <FiktylNaru> Pokerface
[2012-03-20 21:19:39] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-20 21:19:41] <Fiah> I would be a bit like, hurry up and admit your a girl at heart
[2012-03-20 21:20:01] <Darvince> i am though
[2012-03-20 21:20:10] <Fiah>
[2012-03-20 21:20:32] <Fiah> Quick, you wake up as a girl Darvince. Your parents are coming to your room.
[2012-03-20 21:20:46] <Darvince> not care
[2012-03-20 21:20:56] <Darvince> because my looks wouldn't start changing until several days
[2012-03-20 21:21:01] <Fiah> They open your door and are shocked
[2012-03-20 21:21:11] <Darvince> no because i would still look the same
[2012-03-20 21:21:14] <Fiah> No
[2012-03-20 21:21:23] <Fiah> You would look like a normal teenage girl.
[2012-03-20 21:21:25] <Darvince> then that's magic.
[2012-03-20 21:21:26] <Fiah> Unless...
[2012-03-20 21:21:33] <Fiah> Mindfuck
[2012-03-20 21:21:41] <Darvince> then they'd ask mee who stole jerry
[2012-03-20 21:21:44] <Fiah> Lol
[2012-03-20 21:21:47] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:21:54] <Fiah> Kol
[2012-03-20 21:22:02] <Fiah> What would you tell them?
[2012-03-20 21:22:17] <Darvince> oohh
[2012-03-20 21:22:21] <Darvince> najs channel
[2012-03-20 21:22:37] <Fiah> What would you tell your parents after they asked.
[2012-03-20 21:22:54] <Darvince> idk
[2012-03-20 21:23:00] <Fiah> Quick.
[2012-03-20 21:23:16] <Fiah> They're gonna throw you out if you don't say something.
[2012-03-20 21:23:24] <Fiah> And call the police
[2012-03-20 21:23:45] <Darvince> say nothing then
[2012-03-20 21:23:53] <Darvince> and be arrested
[2012-03-20 21:23:58] <Fiah> Why?
[2012-03-20 21:24:03] <Fiah> Sounds stupid.
[2012-03-20 21:24:04] <Darvince> my life if they found out my sex changed would be just as bad
[2012-03-20 21:24:11] <Fiah> Oh.
[2012-03-20 21:24:27] <Fiah> They realize you are jerry gone female.
[2012-03-20 21:24:34] <Fiah> You're in your bedroom still.
[2012-03-20 21:24:37] <Fiah> What now?
[2012-03-20 21:24:51] <Darvince> become really religious
[2012-03-20 21:24:56] <Fiah> Why
[2012-03-20 21:25:02] <Darvince> until i leave
[2012-03-20 21:25:06] <Darvince> at i'm 18
[2012-03-20 21:25:09] <Darvince> *when
[2012-03-20 21:25:10] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:25:14] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:25:26] <Darvince> *until i'm 18
[2012-03-20 21:25:34] <Darvince> then go back to normal
[2012-03-20 21:25:40] <Fiah> Naru, you wake up in the Blabunker.
[2012-03-20 21:25:57] <Darvince> i'd have sex with bla
[2012-03-20 21:25:58] <Fiah> Naru523 you wake up in the Blabunker.
[2012-03-20 21:26:01] <Darvince> i'd have sex with bla
[2012-03-20 21:26:02] <Fiah> wtf

[2012-03-20 21:27:04] <Fiah> noes
[2012-03-20 21:27:19] <Fiah> Quick, atomic, your crammed into a sleeping bag with Dan.
[2012-03-20 21:27:28] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:27:31] <Fiah> It's -12 degrees celcius
[2012-03-20 21:27:32] <atomic7732> like seriously wtf
[2012-03-20 21:27:38] <Fiah> And if is rainif
[2012-03-20 21:27:39] <Matty406> Ask about progress
[2012-03-20 21:27:46] <Fiah> It's a mummy baf
[2012-03-20 21:27:52] <Fiah> So your not wet
[2012-03-20 21:27:59] <Fiah> Dan suddenly kisses you.
[2012-03-20 21:28:02] <Matty406> Ask why he's camping when he has US3 to work on
[2012-03-20 21:28:17] <Fiah> Matty, you do so
[2012-03-20 21:28:35] <Fiah> He replies: "Because I wanted to enjoy the wilderness...
[2012-03-20 21:28:55] <Fiah>
[2012-03-20 21:29:04] <atomic7732> oh
[2012-03-20 21:29:06] <atomic7732> meh
[2012-03-20 21:29:44] <Darvince> if i was crammed in a sleeping bag with dan, i would probably be like "oshit incoming erection" and get out as fast as possible
[2012-03-20 21:29:50] <atomic7732> that means they will never be able to find me
[2012-03-20 21:29:52] <Fiah> wtf erection
[2012-03-20 21:30:13] <Darvince> i have an erection at tight spaces.
[2012-03-20 21:30:13] <Fiah> ?
[2012-03-20 21:30:17] <Darvince> don't ask why
[2012-03-20 21:30:18] <Darvince> .
[2012-03-20 21:30:31] <Fiah> Then you should be good with tight holes.
[2012-03-20 21:30:39] <Fiah> Wink wink
[2012-03-20 21:30:44] <Darvince> oshit
[2012-03-20 21:30:46] <Fiah> Okay, I failed.
[2012-03-20 21:31:02] <Fiah> Crappiest joke evar
[2012-03-20 21:31:09] <Darvince> why would you stuff me in a hole
[2012-03-20 21:31:24] <Darvince> not tight hardness, tight softness.
[2012-03-20 21:31:26] <Darvince> or
[2012-03-20 21:31:26] <Fiah> No...
[2012-03-20 21:31:31] <Fiah> I mean, like...
[2012-03-20 21:31:31] <Darvince> oh god that sounds so wrong
[2012-03-20 21:31:43] <Fiah> The ass kind.
[2012-03-20 21:32:15] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-20 21:32:35] <FiahOwl> Allrigh darv
[2012-03-20 21:32:36] <Darvince> ohi fiah
[2012-03-20 21:32:38] <Darvince> oshit
[2012-03-20 21:32:51] <Darvince> inb4 inside a too small sleeping bag with a male nue as a female darvince
[2012-03-20 21:33:08] <FiahOwl> Suddenly, you teleport into a forest with me hanging down from a tree.
[2012-03-20 21:33:17] <FiahOwl> I jump down, laughing.
[2012-03-20 21:33:22] <FiahOwl> And dust my shirt off.
[2012-03-20 21:33:36] <Darvince> then i'd have sex with you to confuse the hell out of you and run the hell away
[2012-03-20 21:34:02] <FiahOwl> You try to insert your penis down there, but I run to the nearest tree and start punching it.
[2012-03-20 21:34:27] <FiahOwl> Atomic suddenly wakes up on the forest floor
[2012-03-20 21:34:36] <FiahOwl> Kol
[2012-03-20 21:34:50] <FiahOwl> Matty suddenly falls from the sky into a nearby lake.
[2012-03-20 21:35:04] <Darvince> then i'd gather all active usforums members in a too-small room and then curl up in a ball with the incoming massive erection
[2012-03-20 21:35:26] <FiahOwl> We all follow you into a cave, and I notice you curling down.
[2012-03-20 21:35:42] <FiahOwl> I come over and ask you what's wrong.
[2012-03-20 21:35:49] <FiahOwl> You're turn.
[2012-03-20 21:35:59] <FiahOwl> No
[2012-03-20 21:36:02] <FiahOwl> Crap
[2012-03-20 21:36:06] <FiahOwl> No
[2012-03-20 21:36:07] <Darvince> I state what happens to cause me erections, and you move along in life.
[2012-03-20 21:36:27] <Darvince> except suddenly the cave turns really soft
[2012-03-20 21:36:34] <Darvince> and then i almost die from the massive erection
[2012-03-20 21:36:35] <FiahOwl> You state that, and I suddenly run into atomic and hug him.
[2012-03-20 21:36:37] <Darvince> inb4 kicked by naru
[2012-03-20 21:36:46] <atomic7732> it's like...
[2012-03-20 21:36:56] <FiahOwl> Atomic, suddenly I run into you and hug you.
[2012-03-20 21:37:00] <Naru523> dat pic
[2012-03-20 21:37:03] <FiahOwl> Your turn.
[2012-03-20 21:37:23] <Naru523> POO.
[2012-03-20 21:37:26] <atomic7732> something
[2012-03-20 21:37:28] <atomic7732> on you
[2012-03-20 21:37:30] <atomic7732> and you die
[2012-03-20 21:37:35] <atomic7732> ricin
[2012-03-20 21:37:37] <atomic7732> the power of ricin
[2012-03-20 21:37:40] <atomic7732> inb4 FBI
[2012-03-20 21:37:47] <Darvince> why
[2012-03-20 21:37:54] <FiahOwl> You poo in your pants as I hug you.
[2012-03-20 21:37:57] <Darvince> nuke bomb terrorist awesome communism
[2012-03-20 21:38:01] <Darvince> inb4 sikrit agency
[2012-03-20 21:38:12] <FiahOwl> I suddenly stop hugging you and go over and punch more trees.
[2012-03-20 21:38:16] <FiahOwl> The end.
[2012-03-20 21:38:18] <FiahOwl> Goodnight

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[vh]

safq nues nues mysterious meeting.

[Darvince]

Question to discuss:
every message must have "egg" somewhere in it; also OP will never deliver
Stranger 1: erm.... egg
Stranger 2: eggxactly
Stranger 1: eggcelent
Stranger 1: eggtravicant
Stranger 2: eggbarrassing
Stranger 1: eggcicle
Stranger 2: egglicious
Stranger 1: eggcited
Stranger 1: eggtroudinary
Stranger 2: eggs
Stranger 1: i win
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: you ran out of puns
Stranger 2: shamefur eggspray
Stranger 1: thats a bit eggstreme
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: you win

Question to discuss:
every message must have "egg" somewhere in it; also OP will never deliver
Stranger 2: fuck you egg
Stranger 2: this queggstion sucks
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Bla]

* Bla eggxecutes Darvince

[Hellpotatoe]

* Bla eggxecutes Darvince

eggxecute is a pokemon? kol

[vh]

yes, the cutest pokemon ever.

[Naru523]

[21:46]   Naru523   H̵́͏̣̼̣͔̮̖̻̦̜O̴̴̢̟͔͎͙͚͇̹̪W̷̛͖̘̝ ̢̧͍̪̮̣͈D̗̼̫̟̻̺͘A̡͓̝̱͙̟̭͞Ŕ̶̲̜̰̻͈̖͈̣͡E̵͕̟̠̞͖̖͡ ̹̱̮͓͎̺̤̰Y̶̨̟̠͖̻̯̫͝O͡͝͏̭̥̠̭ͅU͢͏̴̼ͅ ̷̬͉̥E͔̣M̧̙̼̙̲͕̬B̖̺͉̻͝A͍̟̤̤̪R̺͔̹̟̯̗ͅR̢̮̤͇͇̳̯͙͢͝A̻S̵̴͕̼̦̣ͅS̷̯̪̖͍͇͔͕̹̳̀ ̢̝U̢̧҉̱͓̠̹S̴̳̰͉̼̭̯̙̻ ̞̤͇͕̥͝Ỳ̙̳̣̰̮̯͝ͅO̴̴̠̦̭̲U͖̩̱͜ͅ ̫̹͎̀L̨͏̬̦͎̰I̷͡҉̲͙̻̜͕̩͉͎Ṱ̱̭̤̤̼̤T̸̡̖L̢̮͖̝̬̀̕E̪̳̙̖͙ ͓̝̲͟͝B͓͝R͞͏͕̰̬̙̥͉Ą̗̰̬͖T̨̯̰͎̮͖͘͞!̷͍̣͙͟͢!̶͏̤̝̤͓!̩̳̰͟
[21:46]   |<--   Darvince has left freenode (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[Darvince]

[18:51]   <FiahOwl>   bin ladens speech at the DNC is so inspiring ;')

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[Darvince]

[2012-09-10 20:54:40] <Kalassak> oh my god
[2012-09-10 20:54:45] <Kalassak> oh my god
[2012-09-10 20:54:47] <Kalassak> OH MY GOD
[2012-09-10 20:54:59] <Kalassak> oooooooooooooooooohhhhh mmmmyyyy gggoooodddd yeesssssssssssssssss
[2012-09-10 20:55:08] <Rodvenio> Kalassak is getting laid
[2012-09-10 20:55:09] <Rodvenio> shush
[2012-09-10 20:55:10] <Kalassak> i am going to cry
[2012-09-10 20:55:12] <Kalassak> this is amazing
[2012-09-10 20:55:27] <Kalassak> php1
[2012-09-10 20:55:28] <Kalassak> dot tumblr
[2012-09-10 20:55:30] <Kalassak> dot com
[2012-09-10 20:55:30] <Dar|eat> nue is having his first orgasm
[2012-09-10 20:55:32] <Kalassak> yeeeeeeeessssssssssssss
[2012-09-10 20:55:49] <Kalassak> finnnaaallllyyy
[2012-09-10 20:57:37] <Kalassak> i cannot express how happy i am
[2012-09-10 20:57:41] <Kalassak> sorry brb cycloning or something
[2012-09-10 20:58:02] <Dar|eat> kalassak watches movies of cyclones when he's horny
[2012-09-10 20:58:03] <Kalassak> oh look
[2012-09-10 20:58:04] <Kalassak> rain
[2012-09-10 20:58:04] <Dar|eat> and faps to them
[2012-09-10 20:58:14] <Kalassak> totally
[2012-09-10 20:58:18] <Kalassak> i totally do that
[2012-09-10 20:59:43] <Dar|eat> the rain is nue's cum
reed if yu want to discover the process of nue's first orgasm

[atomic7732]

reed if yu want to discover the process of nue's first orgasm

um

[vh]

KOL

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[vh]

i didn't.

[blotz]

i didn't.

[Hellpotatoe]

I clicked it

[blotz]

tip, dont click on any link fiah sends