Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 433681 times)

atomic7732 · « **Reply #720 on:** October 02, 2012, 10:40:49 PM »

* BlaBla44 (~BlaBla44@0x5da7a152.cpe.ge-0-1-0-1105.aroenqu1.customer.tele.dk) has joined ##universesandbox
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<BlaBla44> You saw nothing.
<BlaBla44> (quit
* BlaBla44 has quit (Client Quit)
<Kalassak> i saw
<Kalassak> everything
<Kalassak> too slow

Darvince · « **Reply #721 on:** October 02, 2012, 10:50:15 PM »

to not be seen by a kalassak, you must leave the irc at a speed of approximately 1/4c.

vh · « **Reply #722 on:** October 03, 2012, 12:20:18 PM »

kolwut

blotz · « **Reply #723 on:** October 03, 2012, 07:23:24 PM »

/quit
/quit
/quit
/quit
/quit
/quit

done practicing.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #724 on:** October 05, 2012, 08:17:51 PM »

<TAWX14> Ok, I made this one up on my own
<TAWX14> Knock knock
<Kalassak> who's at my door
<TAWX14> Doris
<Kalassak> Doris, there's a freaking doorbell you know!
<TAWX14> :|
<TAWX14> Yqt1001, knock knock
<TheAustinMan> what?
<TAWX14> TAM knock knock
<TheAustinMan> who's there
<Kalassak> we should call TAM Tam
<TAWX14> Doris
<TheAustinMan> doris who
<TAWX14> doris locked that's why I'm knocking dumbass.
<Kalassak> kol
<TheAustinMan> there's a damn doorbell

vh · « **Reply #725 on:** October 06, 2012, 04:22:57 AM »

after darspam:

[08:24.48] <+Darvince> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqSvCC8xs0NzdGU4bnZPR25abk1JclcyLUVON2FyWmc#gid=10will the real vh|btd unlock ctam
[08:26.27] <vh|btd> ok
[08:26.30] <vh|btd> but
[08:26.46] <vh|btd> only after one day of waiting for every 'incoming' you spammed
[08:27.17] <+Darvince> aaaaaaaa
[08:27.23] <+Darvince> that's like march
[08:27.24] <+Darvince> !!!
[08:27.28] <vh|btd> yeah, not my fault
[08:27.36] <@FiktylPegasus> lol

atomic7732 · « **Reply #726 on:** October 10, 2012, 07:05:42 PM »

* vh throws 50 ton aerogel at kalassafk
* kalassafk throws 60 ton aerogel at vh
* mitt_rmoney throws 180 tons of crude oil at both of you.
<mitt_rmoney> You need to experience this oil's full effect to see how it will boost the economy.

Darvince · « **Reply #727 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:45:48 PM »

Quote from: floatingPoint on October 02, 2012, 07:30:20 PM

apparently kalassak's tits

according to darvince

yes darforum quotes use the same style as usforum quotes.

Darvince · « **Reply #728 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:59:00 PM »

hoping to have "Spam or get banned" get into bash.org
http://www.bash.org/?953729

atomic7732 · « **Reply #729 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:19:57 PM »

[18:48] <+matty406> King of broken images, aspiring internet fandom dictator.

vh · « **Reply #730 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:01:16 PM »

apparently the danish education system includes numerous question marks:

[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> Topic 1 (I plan to respond): ??? ??, ????, ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ?????? ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ???? ??? ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ?????????, ????????
[04:59.47] <+BlaBla44> ? ??????????-?????? ? ???
[04:59.47] * BlaBla44 (~BlaBla44@0x5da7a152.cpe.ge-0-1-0-1105.aroenqu1.customer.tele.dk) Quit (Excess Flood)

Bla · « **Reply #731 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:59:26 PM »

Kol they were lyrics from some random Soviet music I was trying to make sense of. But your IRC client doesn't like Cyrillic.
I meant to post a link to the MC forum but I clicked the wrong buttons so I didn't copy it.

Ансамбль Красной армии Вася-Василёк

Darvince · « **Reply #732 on:** October 19, 2012, 11:11:48 PM »

meanwhile on ns forum

Quote from: Desperate Measures

Quote from: The Black Forrest
Why should we screw up other planets?

Because fuck other planets. Out there. Not doing anything. Not growing anything. Looking at us.

vh · « **Reply #733 on:** October 20, 2012, 06:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Bla on October 15, 2012, 02:59:26 PM

Kol they were lyrics from some random Soviet music I was trying to make sense of. But your IRC client doesn't like Cyrillic.
I meant to post a link to the MC forum but I clicked the wrong buttons so I didn't copy it.

Ансамбль Красной армии Вася-Василёк

(kol where is the subtitles button, or are the people talking in english and i can't understand)

Bla · « **Reply #734 on:** October 21, 2012, 04:25:26 AM »

Quote from: mudkipz on October 20, 2012, 06:57:26 PM

(kol where is the subtitles button, or are the people talking in english and i can't understand)

http://sovmusic.ru/text.php?fname=vasvas

vh · « **Reply #735 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:48:20 AM »

kol his lastname is cornflower

Bla · « **Reply #736 on:** October 21, 2012, 08:02:32 AM »

I would also be depressed if that were my lastname. jk.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #737 on:** October 24, 2012, 06:23:03 AM »

Quote from: Bla on October 23, 2012, 10:33:30 PM

Kol. I also changed it when the SOPApocalypse was about to happen. Calm down. I'm just protecting the world against potential apocalypses.
I have to save the world every once in a while.

Darvince · « **Reply #738 on:** October 29, 2012, 05:54:00 PM »

"Hello, kind Sir/artificial data entity. What sort of earthly/cosmic event could've possibly motivated you to make ◕‿‿◕ your title? I'm just curious. "

atomic7732 · « **Reply #739 on:** November 01, 2012, 02:15:38 PM »

<matty406> 50 shades of Darv
<Darvince> kol matty
<matty406> It's got a lot of...
<matty406> 'sugg'estive material
* matty406 dies

vh · « **Reply #740 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:40:47 PM »

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #741 on:** November 03, 2012, 04:51:38 AM »

sovkol'ing

Naru523 · « **Reply #742 on:** November 04, 2012, 11:03:14 PM »

â€œYOUR GAYâ€ they shouted. â€œDUDE YOUR GAY!!!â€ i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

Bla · « **Reply #743 on:** November 04, 2012, 11:11:24 PM »

Kolwut

FiahOwl · « **Reply #744 on:** November 05, 2012, 05:16:33 AM »

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matty406 · « **Reply #745 on:** November 11, 2012, 02:42:05 PM »

Quote from: synchtube

atomic7732: I'MM WORRYGIN
NO STHUCH UP
FKJFKSAF
ofhjfkjgakdsgkdjgdslg
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

perkins.avi

matty406 · « **Reply #746 on:** November 11, 2012, 02:45:44 PM »

[21:38] <+_|-_-|_> vh the only thing in darvincian prisons are 1.47 billion scented kilts

[21:39] <+_|-_-|_> life lesson: when matty says "kol" it will be safq'd within 5 minutes

yup

tuto99 · « **Reply #747 on:** November 11, 2012, 02:47:07 PM »

GOD. That's freaking disturbing!

blotz · « **Reply #748 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:13:59 PM »

[16:51] <+FiktylPegasus> Lolwut
[16:52] <+FiktylPegasus> I fell asleep

blotz · « **Reply #749 on:** November 11, 2012, 03:27:48 PM »

[17:24] <Yqt1001> the only reason why I said yes today was because I wandered over, and I felt like if I said no you would attack me anyways
[17:25] <+matty406> "GOD. That's freaking disturbing!" hardly
[17:26] <Yqt1001> though I'm assuming that bong_ if you got an independent state from the UBSR, you could probably declare war on someone and try to conquer their land, but ultimately that would lead Bla to insanity controlling it
[17:27] <bong_> ikr
[17:27] <Yqt1001> also it would be super easy to make an alliance against an aggressive warmonger like yourself

[17:27] <bong_> kol yqt srsly