<Fiah> ok so heres my plan darvince
<Fiah> oh kol
<TheBaaSheep> FIAH
<Fiah> so i drive from boston to alaska
<TheBaaSheep> Why are you going to visit Orlando
<Fiah> take a ferry aross the bering strait
<Dar|work> no
<TheBaaSheep> TEEL ME
<TheBaaSheep> OR
<TheBaaSheep> I
<TheBaaSheep> WILL
<TheBaaSheep> BEAT
<Dar|work> drive across the bering strait like you own it
<TheBaaSheep> YOU
<TheBaaSheep> UP
<Fiah> thebaasheep, to stalk y-oops wrong person, I mean to see a meet
<Kalassak> drive across the land bridge to russia and get nuked
<Fiah> yes
<Fiah> and i drive from kamchatka to beijing
<TheBaaSheep> SHUSH Kalassak
<Fiah> take the route down to shanghai
<TheBaaSheep> YOU PERSISTNIRNSFEMFEM
<Fiah> then to hong kong
<TheBaaSheep> TNO
<TheBaaSheep> NO
<Fiah> taking a ferry to cambodia
<TheBaaSheep> STOP
<TheBaaSheep> IT
<TheBaaSheep> NOW
<Kalassak> what is this insane drive
<TheBaaSheep> I WANT
<Fiah> and then driving to india
<TheBaaSheep> YOUR
<TheBaaSheep> ATTENTIOAN
<Fiah> and then driving through the middle east
<TheBaaSheep> into africa
<Fiah> and then driving to libya
<Fiah> and then driving across the meditereanean sea to poland
<TheBaaSheep> then drive to atlantis
<Fiah> and then take another ferry to norway
<Fiah> then take another ferry to greenland
<Fiah> then take another ferry to canada
<TheBaaSheep> then take an airplane to the Titanic
<Fiah> then drive to boston because i fucking forgot my phone
<Fiah> then drive down to georgia
<TheBaaSheep> and a boat to mountain Everest
<Fiah> down to texas and arizona
<Fiah> and then pick up darvince
<TheMooCows> thebaasheep you type really loud
<Fiah> drive to a nearby gaybar, have some stuff
<Kalassak> have some stuff
<TheBaaSheep> Sorry TheMooCows
<Fiah> then drive to florida to pick up tuto
<TheBaaSheep> Yay
<Fiah> then drive back to new york to pick up kip and bong
<Kalassak> fiah you like payed $10000000 of fuel already
* Dar|work is now known as Darvince
<TheBaaSheep> Take me back to New York
<Fiah> then stea-rent a bus
<TheBaaSheep> WHere I belong
<Fiah> and drive that bus to arizona
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<Fiah> pick up the moo cows and shmoopy
<Kalassak> wat
<TheBaaSheep> and of course
<Fiah> then drive to california and pick up rodvenio, then to seattle to get dan
<TheBaaSheep> forget kalassak
<Kalassak> hey
<TheBaaSheep> You forgot smjjames
<Fiah> and drive back down to arizona because i fucking forgot kalassak
<Kalassak> kol
<TheBaaSheep> YOU FORGOT SMJJAMES
<Fiah> then drive to smjjames's house
<Kalassak> you've been there like 3 times already
<Fiah> and then uhhh
<rodvenio> did we just go in a circle
<TheBaaSheep> And bong and kipz lives in New Jersey
<TheBaaSheep> You sugg
<Kalassak> fiah you didn't plan this one out did you
<Fiah> rent a aircrsft carrier
* Fiah put the bus on it
<Fiah> go through the panama canal
<rodvenio> kip is a certified hacker he can manage
<Fiah> go to england
<Fiah> pick up matty via gaybus
<Fiah> then drive back to the aircraft carrier
<TheBaaSheep> YOU FORGOT TO GO TO BRRRRAZIL
<Fiah> sail to denmark
<Kalassak> usfbus
<Kalassak> should be a thing
<TheBaaSheep> TO PICK UP HELLPOTATOE
<Fiah> pick up bla
<Kalassak> we go on road trips
<Fiah> then drive from denmark to brazil
<Fiah> and pick up hellpotatoe
<Fiah> oh shit I forgot swonx
<Fiah> drive to chile
<Fiah> rent another aircraft carrier
<TheBaaSheep> inb4 drive to australia
<Fiah> sail to tuvalu where kalassak will do stuff idk
<Kalassak> how much money do you plan on spending
<TheBaaSheep> oh and you forgot deoxy
<Fiah> where we're going we dont need money
<TheBaaSheep> you sugger
<Fiah> so anyways drive to arizona
<Fiah> pick up deoxy
<TheBaaSheep> lol
<Fiah> then realize i was supposed to pick up swonx
<Kalassak> i;'m dying
<Fiah> so i rent a missile destroyer from russia
<Fiah> and then motorboat over to aiota
<Kalassak> do we have naru yet
<TheBaaSheep> Money spent: $91283019034
<Fiah> shit it is soviet, the shit doesnt work
* Darvince is now known as Dar|eat
<Fiah> >ship breaks down in the middle of a cyclone
<Fiah> so now
<TheBaaSheep> use the rocket to go to pluto
<Fiah> now we need to get into lifeboats
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<Fiah> and we are stranded for weeks
<TheBaaSheep> YOu need to fucking pick up unlocker too
<Fiah> during this time we eat swonx and hellpotatoe
<TheBaaSheep> GO TO BRAZIL AGAIN
* Dar|eat is now known as Darvince
* Darvince is now known as Dar|eat
<Fiah> finally landing in hong kong
<Kalassak> DARV MAKE UP YOUR MIND
<Fiah> we rent a couple tank
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get
<Fiah> and tank over to indonesia
<TheBaaSheep> unl0cker
<Fiah> where we rent a thai aircraft carrier
<Fiah> and then we sail to aiota
<Fiah> and pick up swonx
<Fiah> shit aiota
<TheBaaSheep> oshit
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<Kalassak> ayiota?
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<Kalassak> kol
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hej
<Fiah> so now we sail to aeridani and go through a portal
<TheBaaSheep> hej
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<Fiah> ok we have everybody but we're back in mogidashu
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<Fiah> so we ask somalian pirates for help
<TheBaaSheep> FIAH
<Fiah> and we take their ship
<TheBaaSheep> YOU MOTHERDUCEKR
<Fiah> and we sail to america because kip forgot his laptop
<Fiah> and then finally we take an airplane to japan
<TheBaaSheep> and then to tutono
<TheBaaSheep> to pick up
<TheBaaSheep> The president
<Fiah> we land in kyoto and go take a shinkansen to tokyo
<Fiah> and then there
<Fiah> we rent an apartment
<Fiah> and like
<Fiah> rent a stripper
<Fiah> and then we do stuff like illegal stuff
<TheBaaSheep> rent a pornstar
<Fiah> like under aged drinking
<Fiah> then we take another airplane to the netherlands and smoke some d