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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #870 on: July 12, 2013, 10:29:14 AM »
did darvince deete the post or something??

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #871 on: July 12, 2013, 01:39:32 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #872 on: July 24, 2013, 03:13:20 AM »
We failed to persist with the pun war.

[06:03] <+Zaraza|DF> I need more cheese puns
[06:04] <+Zaraza|DF> Gruyere kidding me?
[06:04] * Zaraza|DF I tried
[06:04] <+Tuto> Wanna start a food pun war? I bet yours are cheesy.
[06:04] * Tuto FTW
[06:04] * Zaraza|DF BAM IN MY FACE
[06:05] <+Zaraza|DF> You're just jello
[06:05] <+Tuto> I must put this on the Forums
[06:05] <+Tuto> Oh yeah
[06:05] <+Tuto> You jelly bro?
[06:05] <+Zaraza|DF> Damn
[06:06] <+Zaraza|DF> This is a breader pun than that
[06:07] <+Tuto> My butter is so hot they make yours melt
[06:07] <+Zaraza|DF> Can you do butter?
[06:07] <+Zaraza|DF> OH SNAP
[06:07] <+Tuto> I can try bitter.
[06:08] <+Zaraza|DF> I can't do this no more
[06:08] <+Zaraza|DF> I have a feeling that that's from a song
[06:08] <+Tuto> Me neither XD

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #873 on: July 27, 2013, 01:59:56 PM »
[21:48] * +Tuto faps nasal

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #874 on: July 28, 2013, 02:59:36 PM »
<a_padbowl> ugh i lost my triangle of thought

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #875 on: July 28, 2013, 06:16:52 PM »
Quote
[22:16] <Darvince> no osmotischen2 today is "matty decides to make of language for blacraft"
[22:16] <osmotischen2> kol
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >for blacraft
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >oshit
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >it's year 2015
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >log on to blacraft
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >be strip mining
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >'can i borrow iron from anyone'
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >permabanned
[22:17] <osmotischen2> >reason: wrong language
[22:17] <Darvince> kol
[22:17] <+matty406> ahaha
[22:17] <Darvince> >go on blacraft forum
[22:17] <osmotischen2> >mudkip'z banning 23847914385
[22:17] <Darvince> >Mudkipz's tügagon 20150625
[22:17] <osmotischen2> KOL
[22:17] <osmotischen2> >tugagon
[22:17] <osmotischen2> mfw
[22:17] <osmotischen2> i can't breaht
[22:18] <+matty406> reason: Juzen dém
[22:19] <Darvince> quick someone safq that
[22:20] <+matty406> tügagon is now going to actually mean being banned or exiled
[22:20] <Darvince> kol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #876 on: July 28, 2013, 07:51:53 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #877 on: August 03, 2013, 06:38:29 PM »
[21:37]   a_padbowl   smjjames this is modern day however I am thinking about doing an fog
[21:37]   matty4606   he doesn't like to crossdress that was like one drawing i did
[21:37]   smjjames     an fog?
[21:37]   a_padbowl   an rpg*

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #878 on: August 04, 2013, 08:45:59 PM »
[2012-07-28 15:30:52] <Darvince> wait matty is that your ass
[2012-07-28 15:31:19] <matty406> :O
[2012-07-28 15:31:25] <matty406> You saw?
[2012-07-28 15:31:38] <matty406> What do you think to it?
[2012-07-28 15:31:46] <Darvince> not fappable

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #879 on: August 04, 2013, 08:54:01 PM »
[2012-07-28 15:30:52] <Darvince> wait matty is that your ass
[2012-07-28 15:31:19] <matty406> :O
[2012-07-28 15:31:25] <matty406> You saw?
[2012-07-28 15:31:38] <matty406> What do you think to it?
[2012-07-28 15:31:46] <Darvince> not fappable
wtf lol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #880 on: August 22, 2013, 09:06:24 PM »
Going to make a Blanatural history museum in Revolutea which features cloned blapis feet, hands, ears, kidneys, right lungs, male gentilia, and an actual stolen blaist nose.

Blas are not allowed in the museum.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #881 on: August 23, 2013, 08:34:45 AM »
I propose building a statue of me instead. I heard it's officially recommended, and I would have done the same!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #882 on: August 23, 2013, 09:09:54 AM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #883 on: August 23, 2013, 09:38:33 AM »
I liked the part about the superbla statue.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #884 on: August 23, 2013, 05:51:25 PM »
I liked the part with the fire.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #885 on: August 25, 2013, 08:15:34 PM »
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<Fiah> ok so heres my plan darvince
<Fiah> oh kol
<TheBaaSheep> FIAH
<Fiah> so i drive from boston to alaska
<TheBaaSheep> Why are you going to visit Orlando
<Fiah> take a ferry aross the bering strait
<Dar|work> no
<TheBaaSheep> TEEL ME
<TheBaaSheep> OR
<TheBaaSheep> I
<TheBaaSheep> WILL
<TheBaaSheep> BEAT
<Dar|work> drive across the bering strait like you own it
<TheBaaSheep> YOU
<TheBaaSheep> UP
<Fiah> thebaasheep, to stalk y-oops wrong person, I mean to see a meet
<Kalassak> drive across the land bridge to russia and get nuked
<Fiah> yes
<Fiah> and i drive from kamchatka to beijing
<TheBaaSheep> SHUSH Kalassak
<Fiah> take the route down to shanghai
<TheBaaSheep> YOU PERSISTNIRNSFEMFEM
<Fiah> then to hong kong
<TheBaaSheep> TNO
<TheBaaSheep> NO
<Fiah> taking a ferry to cambodia
<TheBaaSheep> STOP
<TheBaaSheep> IT
<TheBaaSheep> NOW
<Kalassak> what is this insane drive
<TheBaaSheep> I WANT
<Fiah> and then driving to india
<TheBaaSheep> YOUR
<TheBaaSheep> ATTENTIOAN
<Fiah> and then driving through the middle east
<TheBaaSheep> into africa
<Fiah> and then driving to libya
<Fiah> and then driving across the meditereanean sea to poland
<TheBaaSheep> then drive to atlantis
<Fiah> and then take another ferry to norway
<Fiah> then take another ferry to greenland
<Fiah> then take another ferry to canada
<TheBaaSheep> then take an airplane to the Titanic
<Fiah> then drive to boston because i fucking forgot my phone
<Fiah> then drive down to georgia
<TheBaaSheep> and a boat to mountain Everest
<Fiah> down to texas and arizona
<Fiah> and then pick up darvince
<TheMooCows> thebaasheep you type really loud
<Fiah> drive to a nearby gaybar, have some stuff
<Kalassak> have some stuff
<TheBaaSheep> Sorry TheMooCows
<Fiah> then drive to florida to pick up tuto
<TheBaaSheep> Yay
<Fiah> then drive back to new york to pick up kip and bong
<Kalassak> fiah you like payed $10000000 of fuel already
* Dar|work is now known as Darvince
<TheBaaSheep> Take me back to New York
<Fiah> then stea-rent a bus
<TheBaaSheep> WHere I belong
<Fiah> and drive that bus to arizona
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<Fiah> pick up the moo cows and shmoopy
<Kalassak> wat
<TheBaaSheep> and of course
<Fiah> then drive to california and pick up rodvenio, then to seattle to get dan
<TheBaaSheep> forget kalassak
<Kalassak> hey
<TheBaaSheep> You forgot smjjames
<Fiah> and drive back down to arizona because i fucking forgot kalassak
<Kalassak> kol
<TheBaaSheep> YOU FORGOT SMJJAMES
<Fiah> then drive to smjjames's house
<Kalassak> you've been there like 3 times already
<Fiah> and then uhhh
<rodvenio> did we just go in a circle
<TheBaaSheep> And bong and kipz lives in New Jersey
<TheBaaSheep> You sugg
<Kalassak> fiah you didn't plan this one out did you
<Fiah> rent a aircrsft carrier
* Fiah put the bus on it
<Fiah> go through the panama canal
<rodvenio> kip is a certified hacker he can manage
<Fiah> go to england
<Fiah> pick up matty via gaybus
<Fiah> then drive back to the aircraft carrier
<TheBaaSheep> YOU FORGOT TO GO TO BRRRRAZIL
<Fiah> sail to denmark
<Kalassak> usfbus
<Kalassak> should be a thing
<TheBaaSheep> TO PICK UP HELLPOTATOE
<Fiah> pick up bla
<Kalassak> we go on road trips
<Fiah> then drive from denmark to brazil
<Fiah> and pick up hellpotatoe
<Fiah> oh shit I forgot swonx
<Fiah> drive to chile
<Fiah> rent another aircraft carrier
<TheBaaSheep> inb4 drive to australia
<Fiah> sail to tuvalu where kalassak will do stuff idk
<Kalassak> how much money do you plan on spending
<TheBaaSheep> oh and you forgot deoxy
<Fiah> where we're going we dont need money
<TheBaaSheep> you sugger
<Fiah> so anyways drive to arizona
<Fiah> pick up deoxy
<TheBaaSheep> lol
<Fiah> then realize i was supposed to pick up swonx
<Kalassak> i;'m dying
<Fiah> so i rent a missile destroyer from russia
<Fiah> and then motorboat over to aiota
<Kalassak> do we have naru yet
<TheBaaSheep> Money spent: $91283019034
<Fiah> shit it is soviet, the shit doesnt work
* Darvince is now known as Dar|eat
<Fiah> >ship breaks down in the middle of a cyclone
<Fiah> so now
<TheBaaSheep> use the rocket to go to pluto
<Fiah> now we need to get into lifeboats
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<Fiah> and we are stranded for weeks
<TheBaaSheep> YOu need to fucking pick up unlocker too
<Fiah> during this time we eat swonx and hellpotatoe
<TheBaaSheep> GO TO BRAZIL AGAIN
* Dar|eat is now known as Darvince
* Darvince is now known as Dar|eat
<Fiah> finally landing in hong kong
<Kalassak> DARV MAKE UP YOUR MIND
<Fiah> we rent a couple tank
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get
<Fiah> and tank over to indonesia
<TheBaaSheep> unl0cker
<Fiah> where we rent a thai aircraft carrier
<Fiah> and then we sail to aiota
<Fiah> and pick up swonx
<Fiah> shit aiota
<TheBaaSheep> oshit
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<Kalassak> ayiota?
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<Kalassak> kol
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hej
<Fiah> so now we sail to aeridani and go through a portal
<TheBaaSheep> hej
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<Fiah> ok we have everybody but we're back in mogidashu
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<Fiah> so we ask somalian pirates for help
<TheBaaSheep> FIAH
<Fiah> and we take their ship
<TheBaaSheep> YOU MOTHERDUCEKR
<Fiah> and we sail to america because kip forgot his laptop
<Fiah> and then finally we take an airplane to japan
<TheBaaSheep> and then to tutono
<TheBaaSheep> to pick up
<TheBaaSheep> The president
<Fiah> we land in kyoto and go take a shinkansen to tokyo
<Fiah> and then there
<Fiah> we rent an apartment
<Fiah> and like
<Fiah> rent a stripper
<Fiah> and then we do stuff like illegal stuff
<TheBaaSheep> rent a pornstar
<Fiah> like under aged drinking
<Fiah> then we take another airplane to the netherlands and smoke some d

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #886 on: August 25, 2013, 08:23:28 PM »
omg lol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #887 on: August 26, 2013, 04:20:40 AM »
well I legally can drink and smoke kol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #888 on: August 26, 2013, 06:45:16 AM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #889 on: August 26, 2013, 10:11:29 AM »
<Fiah> ok so heres my plan darvince
<Fiah> oh kol
<Fiah> so i drive from boston to alaska
<Fiah> take a ferry aross the bering strait
<Dar|work> drive across the bering strait like you own it
<Fiah> thebaasheep, to stalk y-oops wrong person, I mean to see a meet
<Fiah> yes
<Fiah> and i drive from kamchatka to beijing
<Fiah> take the route down to shanghai
<Fiah> then to hong kong
<Fiah> taking a ferry to cambodia
<Kalassak> what is this insane drive
<Fiah> and then driving to india
<Fiah> and then driving through the middle east
<Fiah> and then driving to libya
<Fiah> and then driving across the meditereanean sea to poland
<Fiah> and then take another ferry to norway
<Fiah> then take another ferry to greenland
<Fiah> then take another ferry to canada
<Fiah> then drive to boston because i fucking forgot my phone
<Fiah> then drive down to georgia
<Fiah> down to texas and arizona
<Fiah> and then pick up darvince
<Fiah> drive to a nearby gaybar, have some stuff
<Fiah> then drive to florida to pick up tuto
<Fiah> then drive back to new york to pick up kip and bong
<Kalassak> fiah you like payed $10000000 of fuel already
<Fiah> then stea-rent a bus
<Fiah> and drive that bus to arizona
<Fiah> then drive to california and pick up rodvenio, then to seattle to get dan
<Fiah> and drive back down to arizona because i fucking forgot kalassak
<Fiah> then drive to smjjames's house
<Fiah> and then uhhh
<Fiah> rent a aircrsft carrier
* Fiah put the bus on it
<Fiah> go through the panama canal
<Fiah> go to england
<Fiah> pick up matty via gaybus
<Fiah> then drive back to the aircraft carrier
<Fiah> sail to denmark
<Fiah> pick up bla
<Fiah> then drive from denmark to brazil
<Fiah> and pick up hellpotatoe
<Fiah> oh shit I forgot swonx
<Fiah> drive to chile
<Fiah> rent another aircraft carrier
<Fiah> sail to tuvalu where kalassak will do stuff idk
<Kalassak> how much money do you plan on spending
<Fiah> where we're going we dont need money
<Fiah> so anyways drive to arizona
<Fiah> pick up deoxy
<Fiah> then realize i was supposed to pick up swonx
<Fiah> so i rent a missile destroyer from russia
<Fiah> and then motorboat over to australia
<Fiah> shit it is soviet, the shit doesnt work
<Fiah> >ship breaks down in the middle of a cyclone
<Fiah> so now
<Fiah> now we need to get into lifeboats
<Fiah> and we are stranded for weeks
<Fiah> during this time we eat swonx and hellpotatoe
<Fiah> finally landing in hong kong
<Fiah> we rent a couple tank
<Fiah> and tank over to indonesia
<Fiah> where we rent a thai aircraft carrier
<Fiah> and then we sail to australia
<Fiah> and pick up swonx
<Fiah> shit australia
<Fiah> so now we sail to aeridani and go through a portal
<Fiah> ok we have everybody but we're back in mogidashu
<Fiah> so we ask somalian pirates for help
<Fiah> and we take their ship
<Fiah> and we sail to america because kip forgot his laptop
<Fiah> and then finally we take an airplane to japan
<Fiah> we land in kyoto and go take a shinkansen to tokyo
<Fiah> and then there
<Fiah> we rent an apartment
<Fiah> and like
<Fiah> rent a stripper
<Fiah> and then we do stuff like illegal stuff
<Fiah> like under aged drinking
<Fiah> then we take another airplane to the netherlands and smoke some d

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #890 on: September 02, 2013, 08:34:21 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #891 on: September 08, 2013, 09:41:16 AM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #892 on: September 08, 2013, 04:38:22 PM »
I SAID *FRAPS

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #893 on: September 11, 2013, 05:38:17 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #894 on: September 14, 2013, 03:18:55 AM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #895 on: September 15, 2013, 07:05:54 AM »
Kol I remember that but I can't remember where I did it

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #896 on: September 15, 2013, 08:08:38 AM »
"Quote from: matty406 on 2013-08-13, 17:38:28" links to the post.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #897 on: September 16, 2013, 05:00:33 PM »
[00:54] <+blotz> nothing is impossible
[00:54] <+blotz> but i do nothing every day!
[00:55] <+blotz> -winnie the pooh

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #898 on: October 05, 2013, 11:01:39 AM »
<osmotischen>my pen excreted what looked like a small kidney stone
<osmotischen>i squeezed it
<osmotischen>it was a ink fetus
<osmotischen>now everything is black

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #899 on: November 15, 2013, 07:01:38 PM »
after the oppression of the forum proletariat by the supremist beta testers, the working-class staged a coup and took over control of the forum. over the period of a few months, they declared themselves the alpha testers and conducted a systematic genocide, wiping out the beta testers.