How do you make flames to burn her?
Reflective deoxy tears 3 (60%)
Get coal 1 (20%)
Raid house for matches 1 (20%)
You set out to get deoxy99 to get him to complain so that his reflective tears may reflect sunlight onto this "Michelle Bachmann"s body. You trek for several weeks throughout the nation until you decide to look at the USForums. You find out that he is from Arizona, so you adventure all over Arizona for a long time. You finally find him in a suspiciously wooden home in *censoblue*, Arizona wearing nearly nothing. You tell him that he needs to burn Michelle Bachmann's body, and he begins to question why you murdered her:
"Why would you murder an innocent person?!"
"She was a village idiot homophobic bigoted Republican senator."
"So? She was in the government. You're going to be arrested."
"I don't have any reason to stay in the states, do I?"
"No, but who the hell are you anyway?"
"I am Francolio, the personification of USForums."
He decides to follow you to where Michelle Bachmann's body lay. It is slightly rotted, and there is a vulture floating around. You begin to bash him for being an idiot and he begins to cry and attempt to hurt you. You block him, and the smell of her body drifts to your nose. You increase the bashing tenfold and his tears begin to reflect the sunlight. Michelle Bachmann's body is now on fire. You then apologize to him severely, as he continues to cry and attempt to punch you. He then flees off for home, as her body catches the potato skin on fire. You laugh and grin evilly as the body burns. When it finishes burning, your evilness feels renewed. What do you do with this evilness?
New poll: What do you do with your evilness?
1. Stalk deoxy back to his home.
2. Flee the United States to Mexico to escape the government.