This is my poll. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My poll is my best friend. It is my life. I must master is as I must master my life. My poll, without me, is useless. Without my poll, I am useless. I must vote in my poll true. I must vote more than my enemy who is trying to out-vote me. I must vote before he votes. I will.
My poll and myself know that what counts in this forum is not the posts we make, the length of our post, nor the discussion we make. We know that it is the poll votes that count. we will vote.
My poll is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn it's weaknesses, it's strength, it's options, it's buttons, it's code and it's totals. I will ever guard it against the ravages of flaming and trolling as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eves and my heart against trolls. I will keep my poll clean and ready. We will become a part of each other. we will.
Before Dan, I swear this creed. My poll and myself are the posters of this forum. We are the masters of our boards. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Universe Sandbox's and there is no enemy, but polls!