Thank Richard Dawkins I live in Europe.
Haha, I say "Thank atheism!"
Well, the real ones I should be thankful to in this case would be my parents (in a way, if I lived in North America, I wouldn't be me anyways, because I'd have different parents, but nvm). I occasionally read people thanking gods for things which they should really thank other people for, last time on a mod for SimCity 4 yesterday, where someone thanked God for a mod. It's probably just a way of speaking, but... Still...
Anyways, thanking [insert secular word] could be just as "wrong". But fun anyways.
In fact, the first spider I posted can't survive in nature anymore, but relies on our houses.
I also find these occasionally, they're the largest spiders living naturally in Denmark. If they get really big I don't like them either, but they almost always get trapped pathetically in my kitchen sink.