Author Topic: Life Derp (Read 12998 times)

Xriqxa · « **on:** April 26, 2014, 07:24:08 AM »

Post your derpy life expo's here!

1. You know those perverted ads that promote meeting females? I just realized that the ugliest one in my country has her boobs showing.

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Darvince · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2014, 07:33:05 AM »

won't she be stoned to death or are you not in the middle east

Xriqxa · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2014, 07:34:46 AM »

Yeah, and a few others have some in their underwear.

Only in their underwear!

NYAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I HATE ADVERTISEMENTS!

(Good thing I got AdBlock)

Bla · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2014, 08:36:10 AM »

Agreed, advertising is very bad. Putting half-naked people on the clothes and body product advertisements in public is a bad idea. But the whole idea of spending resources on putting up propaganda made with the intent of getting us to buy more products and thus use more of the planet's resources, is in itself a stupid idea and another error of the capitalist system. We should get rid of it.

Xriqxa · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2014, 09:10:18 AM »

Ur telling me? It's not just harmful to the Earth, but harmful to children's eyes. Nyughh, I despise of them.

Xriqxa · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2014, 08:19:24 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on April 26, 2014, 07:33:05 AM

won't she be stoned to death or are you not in the middle east

Dude, is that some kind of assumption that Islam kills everyone who is sexually disordered? What's wrong with you, we're not that serious! I mean, what kind of.. How do you.. Nyughh! Why would you think that? We're not the Romans!!!!!

Darvince · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2014, 01:25:26 PM »

the countries of yemen and saudi arabia operate off of sharia law

Xriqxa · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2014, 06:54:21 AM »

Found some balloons at my school's Friendship Festival. They cost 40 Qatar Riyals each, which is about $11. Talk about inflation.

Darvince · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2014, 07:49:48 AM »

>qatar
Ã˜IL Ã˜IL Ã˜IL Ã˜IL

Xriqxa · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2014, 08:40:28 AM »

Agreed. The surplus of oil makes most native Qataris really rich, which, in turn, causes their children to be kinda spoiled. Their young children are especially rude and do very publicly inappropriate stuff, like talking on the phone in movie theaters. And mock people who tell them to sush. Which ruined Rio 2 for me. although it wasn't that good. I really would like to move back to America.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2014, 12:10:28 PM »

>go to theater
>buy tickets
>intend to be entertained
>take calls and socialize

logic!

Xriqxa · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2014, 08:46:16 PM »

No, really? Every movie trip ends in the same way! I'm just waiting for the new movies to come out on my iPad and I can watch them for free.

Xriqxa · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2014, 06:41:01 AM »

Anyway, I met the stupidest flight attendant in the history, present, and possibly future of the universe. She said they had cake, I asked what kinds, *PLONK*, chocolate cake in front of me. I ask if they have apple cranberry juice, she asks me if I want some orange juice.

Darvince · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2014, 08:51:13 AM »

Qatari airlines are amazing wow

Xriqxa · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2014, 08:56:32 AM »

Actually it's pretty good.

Darvince · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2014, 10:29:49 AM »

That wasn't sarcastic

Xriqxa · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2014, 10:38:20 AM »

Considering the circumstances, that would be pretty hard to infer.

Xriqxa · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2014, 10:42:20 AM »

Here's a common derp:

Your just walking, and you just get a self-wedgie. You wanna pull it out, but you're in a public zone and you don't wanna look like a guy with no self-respect. Same thing happens when sitting.

Solution: put hands in pocket and pull from cloth inside. Should work. If pockets are not available, just pull on the part that's on your hips.

Darvince · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2014, 10:44:47 AM »

No you were inflicted with a wedgie by someone else

Xriqxa · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2014, 11:09:36 AM »

Enyuuughhghgh!!! C'mon, I'm not that nerdy!

Darvince · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2014, 11:11:04 AM »

my soul when qatari children still pick on nerdy kids in america we pick on suicidal and socially awkward kids

Xriqxa · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2014, 11:13:19 AM »

How helpful. *slow clap* Also I can be socially awkward sometimes. Or do you mean the kind of sexual socially awkward?

Darvince · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2014, 01:21:39 PM »

socially awkward all the time

Xriqxa · « **Reply #23 on:** May 01, 2014, 06:49:26 AM »

........

Ok. I was so annoyed with that flight attendant that I made a rage comic.

Jorster · « **Reply #24 on:** May 01, 2014, 03:14:46 PM »

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Xriqxa · « **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2014, 03:31:49 PM »

Much le. Very surreal. Wow

Darvince · « **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2014, 03:58:38 PM »

DAE LE REDDITS?????

Xriqxa · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2014, 04:56:31 PM »

Xriqxa · « **Reply #28 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:14:36 PM »

YouTube keeps recommending me perverted things...

I think that it was Last year that YouTube recommended an animal porn channel because I subscribed to it (i never even heard of it, I don't know why it said subscribed)

Just today it's recommending Miley Cyrus and Biggest Penis Record Holder.

I'm not surprised.

Darvince · « **Reply #29 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:34:22 PM »

you should chill out in 1960 for a bit before returning to the western world