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Post your derpy life expo's here!
1. You know those perverted ads that promote meeting females? I just realized that the ugliest one in my country has her boobs showing.
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won't she be stoned to death or are you not in the middle east
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Yeah, and a few others have some in their underwear.
Only in their underwear!
NYAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I HATE ADVERTISEMENTS!
(Good thing I got AdBlock)
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Agreed, advertising is very bad. Putting half-naked people on the clothes and body product advertisements in public is a bad idea. But the whole idea of spending resources on putting up propaganda made with the intent of getting us to buy more products and thus use more of the planet's resources, is in itself a stupid idea and another error of the capitalist system. We should get rid of it.
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Ur telling me? It's not just harmful to the Earth, but harmful to children's eyes. Nyughh, I despise of them.
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won't she be stoned to death or are you not in the middle east
Dude, is that some kind of assumption that Islam kills everyone who is sexually disordered? What's wrong with you, we're not that serious! I mean, what kind of.. How do you.. Nyughh! Why would you think that? We're not the Romans!!!!!
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the countries of yemen and saudi arabia operate off of sharia law
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Found some balloons at my school's Friendship Festival. They cost 40 Qatar Riyals each, which is about $11. Talk about inflation.
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>qatar
ØIL ØIL ØIL ØIL
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Agreed. The surplus of oil makes most native Qataris really rich, which, in turn, causes their children to be kinda spoiled. Their young children are especially rude and do very publicly inappropriate stuff, like talking on the phone in movie theaters. And mock people who tell them to sush. Which ruined Rio 2 for me. although it wasn't that good. I really would like to move back to America.
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>go to theater
>buy tickets
>intend to be entertained
>take calls and socialize
logic!
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No, really? Every movie trip ends in the same way! I'm just waiting for the new movies to come out on my iPad and I can watch them for free.
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Anyway, I met the stupidest flight attendant in the history, present, and possibly future of the universe. She said they had cake, I asked what kinds, *PLONK*, chocolate cake in front of me. I ask if they have apple cranberry juice, she asks me if I want some orange juice.
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Qatari airlines are amazing wow
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Actually it's pretty good.
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That wasn't sarcastic
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Considering the circumstances, that would be pretty hard to infer.
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Here's a common derp:
Your just walking, and you just get a self-wedgie. You wanna pull it out, but you're in a public zone and you don't wanna look like a guy with no self-respect. Same thing happens when sitting.
Solution: put hands in pocket and pull from cloth inside. Should work. If pockets are not available, just pull on the part that's on your hips.
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No you were inflicted with a wedgie by someone else
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Enyuuughhghgh!!! C'mon, I'm not that nerdy!
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my soul when qatari children still pick on nerdy kids in america we pick on suicidal and socially awkward kids
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How helpful. *slow clap* Also I can be socially awkward sometimes. Or do you mean the kind of sexual socially awkward?
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socially awkward all the time
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Ok. I was so annoyed with that flight attendant that I made a rage comic.
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Much le. Very surreal. Wow
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DAE LE REDDITS?????
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YouTube keeps recommending me perverted things...
I think that it was Last year that YouTube recommended an animal porn channel because I subscribed to it (i never even heard of it, I don't know why it said subscribed)
Just today it's recommending Miley Cyrus and Biggest Penis Record Holder.
I'm not surprised.
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you should chill out in 1960 for a bit before returning to the western world
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¿What?
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YouTube keeps recommending me perverted things...
I think that it was Last year that YouTube recommended an animal porn channel because I subscribed to it (i never even heard of it, I don't know why it said subscribed)
Just today it's recommending Miley Cyrus and Biggest Penis Record Holder.
I'm not surprised.
Arnt ads based on search preferences?
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Not for me. Eugh, every computer I use has those ads everywhere, no matter who's it is.
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Waw.
I was just in the market (without my glasses so I couldn't see a thing beyond my arm) and I saw some fluffy cotton things. Of course, my instinct was to tap on them. I looked a little closer and I found out the ugly truth.
The fluffy things were tampons @.@
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Biggest life derp of all history: Currency. And don't give me that B.S of "everything would be chaos" NO IT WOUDN'T!
the human race would figure that out. Just think, we pay to live on our own planet...
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If currency didn't exist we would already have terra formed the moon and have a large, permanent colony in a nearby solar system.
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Cant find any serious topics where this'd be relevant so I'll just throw it here
[REDACTED]: Prostitution is the stupidest thing I've heard of since FaceBook. Sex is a precious time you can share with your loved one. You can't buy or sell love. You can buy the pleasure of sex but is it really sex if you don't care about your slut?
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Your world view is all sorts of twisted. Sex is a thing that people do for fun, and pleasure, and on rare occasions, for procreation. What gives you the right to tell people that enjoy sex without strings sluts or whores?
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My mind is a lot more twisted than my view on the world.
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le edgy zirkza
my mind is a black hole u will nevr understand my internal pain
ninja'd by fiah
YEP
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My brain forces itself to take that as a a compliment.
@Jorster you say sex is for fun but how do you fun with a skanky stranger in a car/alley/behind the facade?
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I'm pro legal prostitution because it would provide regulation to an industry that will always exist, and could benefit from regulation, purely to prevent the nasty back alley sex. You do know there's a such thing as high quality prostitutes, right? They're not all just "streetwalkers"
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Being called an edgy teen is the farthest thing from a compliment.
I can't believe that you think like that
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Yes but selling your body just because you can and ingoring the other successful careers doesn't seem... "right(?)"
I don't have anything aginst desperate prostitutes, though
But what do I know about sex; Necromorph Renamon turns me on
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the netherlands exists too
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ten million edgy one billion me
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holy shit zirkza.
"Yes but selling your body just because you can and ingoring the other successful careers doesn't seem... "right(?)""
This assumes that no one in the prostitution industry wants to be there. That is blatantly false, and is akin to saying people only ever work at strip clubs because they are sluts who just want to exploit their bodies for cash.
You need a huge wake-up call
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But can you really blame me?
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Yes?
Why couldn't I?
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Because it's not like I have direct access to any of this kind of information.
Maybe you should step out of your shoes for once and think about what it's like to get an education in a traditionally conservative school environment.
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You are literally on the internet right now. You can literally fucking click in the search bar, and type prostitution, and learn a few things. Just because you were schooled in a conservative environment doesn't prevent you from purposefully seeking knowledge, and for a self declared lover of knowledge or truth or whatever you sure don't care enough to Google anything.
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Well th daily life derp for me:
I've been looking around for my house keys for like a week, turns out they were in the bottom of my bag.
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You are literally on the internet right now. You can literally fucking click in the search bar, and type prostitution, and learn a few things. Just because you were schooled in a conservative environment doesn't prevent you from purposefully seeking knowledge, and for a self declared lover of knowledge or truth or whatever you sure don't care enough to Google anything.
Now tell me, how would I know, let alone care, to search "Why do sluts whore?"
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Why would you word it like that unless you literally want to get shitty answers. You very clearly do not seek knowledge in any form or capacity, and that cannot be helped. Have a nice day!
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I do seek knowledge, in fact. I just do not have the incentive to seek this kind of knowledge.
I love how you call me an ignorant shit when you assume that I am so because I only have superficial knowledge on prostitution.
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But you're ignorant on how the world works as a whole. You've only lived for 12 years, I don't know why you feel the need to believe you know literally everything on how to make the world a better place. Slow down, live a little more, then you can start talking about how things should be different
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To see what you have to say so that I can
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This thread gave me herpes
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You need a huge wake-up call
This counts as a wake-up call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xvlzrbOqJw
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Yes youtube is literally the only way to learn anything. You are the most sheltered person I have ever seen in my life
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explain
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You don't see it because you're sheltered as hell but you have draconian views on a lot of things. Go out in to the real world, get some street sense, then you can come back and talk about topics as if you know anything about them
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get some street sense
Where?
If you're going to complain about me then maybe you should suggest specific ways I could improve
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Maybe the fucking street? Instead of being a slacktivist that only sits at his computer go out and do something.
Go out in to the real world
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Cousins came over from USA. First complaint about the region was "There's no porn in the Middle East!"
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>implying that's not a valid complaint
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>*implying that there are so many other things you could have noticed that are bad about the Middle East before attempting to e621
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>*implying that there are so many other things you could have noticed that are bad about the Middle East before attempting to e621
How do you know of this place
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Furry friend sends me some dodgey links sometimes
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Surre
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You can't blame everything on puberty you know =P