Author Topic: Universalis Daily Lives/News (Read 14608 times)

blotz · « **on:** June 18, 2013, 05:23:21 PM »

Bongatar:

will update later

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:07:21 PM »

news:

will update later

Darvince · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2013, 12:39:26 AM »

world:

will update continuously

vh · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2013, 04:20:08 PM »

lyk dis if u cri errytim

FiahOwl · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2013, 04:58:06 PM »

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blotz · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2013, 05:57:42 PM »

news: bong is now legal in bongatar, but only in 4 ounce [word i can't find]... pakages?

Darvince · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2013, 05:59:50 PM »

bongs are devices not drugs wth

atomic7732 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2013, 06:15:22 PM »

really tiny ones are now legal did you not get that or

Darvince · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2013, 06:31:51 PM »

"but only in 4 ounce packages"
that doesn't sound like a device would come in it

blotz · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2013, 06:35:47 PM »

you do not understand, bong in bongatar is different.. bong is symbonglic

atomic7732 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2013, 06:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Darvince on June 19, 2013, 06:31:51 PM

"but only in 4 ounce packages"
that doesn't sound like a device would come in it

i am kiddayng

tuto99 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20, 2013, 03:37:10 AM »

Polls reveal that Tutonian citizens have the highest average I.Q. in Universalis.

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 20, 2013, 08:35:23 AM »

Quote from: tuto99 on June 20, 2013, 03:37:10 AM

Polls reveal that Tutonian citizens have the highest average I.Q. in Universalis.

And that Issaggan nations have the highest level of weapon per capita of Universalis.

blotz · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20, 2013, 11:22:52 AM »

bongatar: studies show that other polls were biased

Darvince · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2013, 03:17:33 PM »

Nausikaan scientists reveal that the Tutonian IQ test involved finger coordination, something that many Saguans and other species do not have.

tuto99 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2013, 08:55:51 PM »

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #16 on:** June 21, 2013, 11:08:01 AM »

Quote from: swonx on June 21, 2013, 04:19:17 AM

Studies have shown that on the Community USForum Map layers are growing at a 1 per month speed.

blotz · « **Reply #17 on:** June 21, 2013, 06:42:27 PM »

Jyvette Syfc has told the media all about Bongatarian Government spying and tracking people with chips inserted at birth!

Darvince · « **Reply #18 on:** June 21, 2013, 07:03:47 PM »

Jyvette Syfc doesn't exist!

blotz · « **Reply #19 on:** June 21, 2013, 08:36:33 PM »

he does in Bongatar
he is currently in a boat in hiding with hobos

Darvince · « **Reply #20 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:40:56 AM »

what the hell is bongatar even

swonx · « **Reply #21 on:** June 22, 2013, 12:43:31 AM »

'All Bongatar is is a country full of illegal drugs led by underground hippies' ~Unknown Sources

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #22 on:** June 22, 2013, 03:59:20 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on June 22, 2013, 12:40:56 AM

what the hell is bongatar even

Quote from: swonx on June 22, 2013, 12:43:31 AM

'All Bongatar is is a country full of illegal drugs led by underground hippies' ~Unknown Sources

SWONX
WIN
BONG
LOSE

FiahOwl · « **Reply #23 on:** June 22, 2013, 05:09:08 AM »

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blotz · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:28:45 AM »

Bongatar has successfully split the cat

blotz · « **Reply #25 on:** July 10, 2013, 04:20:51 PM »

Blotzian News.

CRISIS AT SPAWNTOWN
The world in Blacraft falls apart as terrorist Shmoopy Riddle bombs the center of the world, Spawntown. After weeks and even months of inactivity, Blacraft is weak and no one knows what has happened or where things are. After everyone curses at the new launcher, they finally find Spawntown griefed and Shmoopy is the behind the terror. He claims that "[18:23] Shmoopy It actually was sgteaglefort, if you'll believe that". No one is sure who to believe, and it is up to the BIS, Blacraft Intelligence Services top two men to figure it out: Blanoxium and Yqt1001. They were not available to take questions so soon, but expect an update. Who did what and when and why? Those are questions only ~~God~~ Bla knows the answer to. Let's hope for the best.

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #26 on:** July 11, 2013, 06:27:33 AM »

СОВЕТСКИЙ CЯАФTMIИЕ ИЕМS Date: 11.07.2053

ДЕSTЯОУЕД ВУ СЯЕЕРЕЯ ?
ДЕSТЯОУЕД ВУ СЯЕЕРЕЯ ?
Yesterday, Steve has been discovered Crepeer, that can blow up. But Creeper had the most powerful TNT in the world, blowing up and Creeper can fly into the sky. Notch says: "The most powerful TNT in the world, that can destroys all radius powers and they can fly into the sky."
CЯAФTMIИE Team and Vladislav Voskubenko, finds to solve problem about Creeper with the most powerful TNT in the world.
Let's do it, comrades, it's time to solve it !

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #27 on:** July 11, 2013, 06:56:20 AM »

СОВЕТСКИЙ ИЕМS Date: 12.07.2053

МЕ ФОПИДЕД ТНЕ ТЕЯЯОЯIST, МНО НЕ МАИТ ТО ВЛОМИ SPAМИТОМИ
МЕ ФОПИДЕД ТНЕ ТЕЯЯОЯIST, МНО НЕ МАИТ ТО ВЛОМИ SPAМИТОМИ
2 days ago, terrorist Shmoopy Riddle has been bombed the center of the world, Spawntown from Blacraft. But today, we founded the unknown terroirist who want to destroy all cities from Blacraft. Soviet Generalisimus Yuri Dolgorukiy says: "Terrorist - is the most aggresive unit across the universe, terrorist can destroys all, take example in September 11, 2001, when Al-Qaeda terrorists ordered to destroy WTC and Pentagon, after destruction of WTC and Pentagon, President George Bush ordered to stop terrorising across the world and kill Osama bin Laden, in May 1, 2011, Osama bin Laden has been founded by USA soldiers, who leave from Pakistan and USA soldiers ordered to kill and Osama bin Laden successfully killed by USA soldiers, after killing of Osama bin Laden, Barack Obama congratulating with victory and across the world. Today, terrorists is too many from Blacraft and we must stop it, before is too late."
After words of Soviet Generalisimus Yuri Dolgorukiy, Soviets armies and armies from Blacraft ready to plan "How to stop terrorise from Blacraft".
Let's do it, comrades !

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #28 on:** July 11, 2013, 07:29:29 AM »

v.vsovsskek.ubenvsokubenko, please, GTFO

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #29 on:** July 11, 2013, 08:42:29 AM »

Quote from: Hellpotatoe on July 11, 2013, 07:29:29 AM

v.vsovsskek.ubenvsokubenko, please, GTFO

LOL
This is our news, СОВЕТСКИЙ ИЕМS
And please, GTFO