Here you go my peeps...
What the hell did you just edit, you little noob? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cartography Class, and I’ve been involved in numerous edits on the USFM, and I have over 300 confirmed edits. I am trained in editing with pixels and I’m the top map editor in the entire US community. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the pixel out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Universalis, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with editing that crap over the Internet? Think again, you sack. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of editors across Universalis and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can erase you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my eraser tool. Not only am I extensively trained in GIMP and Paint.NET, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Photoshop 7 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable buttocks off the face of the planet, you little hoe. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” edit was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your disgusting tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will unleash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.