Part 5 of 7 (19:00-21:00)
[2012-03-05 19:01:37] <atomic7732> “A joke?” said the pine cone, “This is no joke. I’m stuck. You can see I’m stuck. Please help me.”
[2012-03-05 19:01:41] <atomic7732> lol this is so stupid
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[2012-03-05 19:02:33] <FiahOwl> ALL HUMANS START AS FECES!
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[2012-03-05 19:02:50] <FiahOwl> ChanServ gives "+v" flag to FiahOwl
[2012-03-05 19:03:02] <FiahOwl> Connected.
[2012-03-05 19:03:17] <atomic7732> It began to roll away. Trixie watched it leave in bemusement, questions racing through her head. Was she going mad, or was this pine cone truly sentient?
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[2012-03-05 19:05:19] <FiahOwl> Foerfoal raced in hot pursuit of Stellarfoal as the ground behind him collapsed into the ground.
[2012-03-05 19:06:07] <atomic7732> “You are a very silly pine cone,” she said, drifting away, “But I like you.”
[2012-03-05 19:06:24] <FiahOwl> Archinifoal died as she fell into the ground.
[2012-03-05 19:07:01] <atomic7732> "Oh, it was alright. I didn’t have anything to do so I stuck round here, listening to you breathing. It was nice,” said the pine cone.
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[2012-03-05 19:07:31] <FiahOwl> Meanwhile, Foerfoal was flying up into the Tornado, trying to save Applefoal from certain death.
[2012-03-05 19:08:40] <atomic7732> Rainbow Dash folded her front legs, looking smug. “So much for your flashy exit. Ha, this is priceless! Wait ‘til I tell… wait a minute. Why do you have a pine cone on your back?”
[2012-03-05 19:08:43] <atomic7732> Flustered, Trixie struggled to come up with a suitable retort: “Well, why wouldn’t I have a pine cone on my back?”
[2012-03-05 19:08:44] <atomic7732> Dash was unsure how to respond to that one. She flew close to the stage magician, looking down on her. “Whatever. I hope you enjoy eating humble pie – I’m telling all my friends about this.”
[2012-03-05 19:08:46] <FiahOwl> Silverstar got to Applefoal first, then she kicked Foerfoal out of the tornado up onto of a cold front where she stabilized.
[2012-03-05 19:09:15] <FiahOwl> Flustered, Trixie struggled to come up with a suitable retort: “Well, why wouldn’t I have a pine cone on my back?” -- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[2012-03-05 19:09:52] <FiahOwl> I'm going to Ontario
[2012-03-05 19:11:25] <atomic7732> “This – this is amazing!” she cried, “I have wings! I have wings! I – oh my goodness, I’m an alicorn now! Is that allowed? Is that legal? I – oh, Piney!”
[2012-03-05 19:11:27] <atomic7732> WHAT
[2012-03-05 19:11:29] <atomic7732> NO
[2012-03-05 19:11:31] <atomic7732> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2012-03-05 19:12:11] <FiahOwl> Lol
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[2012-03-05 19:13:32] <FiahOwl> Hello, friend!
[2012-03-05 19:13:43] <Naru523|afk> Hello, enemy!
[2012-03-05 19:14:00] <FiahOwl>
[2012-03-05 19:14:30] <FiahOwl> Bye, mean person I don't even know!
[2012-03-05 19:15:11] <FiahOwl> wtf the population of Niagra Falls, Canada, TRIPLED between 1961 and 1971!
[2012-03-05 19:15:37] <FiahOwl> 22,000 to 67,000!
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[2012-03-05 19:16:35] <FiahOwl> BOSTON WENT FROM 600,000 TO 14,000,000 IN 5 MINUTES!
[2012-03-05 19:17:28] <FiahOwl> atomic7732, does Toronto sound odd to you?
[2012-03-05 19:17:41] <Naru523|afk> sounds like mongolian
[2012-03-05 19:17:53] <atomic7732> not really
[2012-03-05 19:17:54] =-= Naru523|afk is now known as Naru|MC
[2012-03-05 19:17:58] <FiahOwl> Does Boston sound odd?
[2012-03-05 19:18:01] <atomic7732> yes
[2012-03-05 19:18:07] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:18:14] <FiahOwl> It does??!!
[2012-03-05 19:18:20] <Naru|MC>
http://i.imgur.com/mZMhD.jpg kol
[2012-03-05 19:18:23] <FiahOwl> Does Seiji sound odd?
[2012-03-05 19:19:16] <FiahOwl> Tripanaze Chicago and New York
[2012-03-05 19:19:27] <atomic7732> The pine cone’s tone of voice darkened: “I can help you get the revenge you so obviously crave. I can help you to defeat Twilight Sparkle.”
[2012-03-05 19:19:29] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:30] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:35] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:38] <Naru|MC> yay
[2012-03-05 19:19:39] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:43] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:45] <atomic7732> I don't like Tripianizing things
[2012-03-05 19:19:55] <FiahOwl> Naru finish your bridge in Geogapoet
[2012-03-05 19:20:01] <FiahOwl> Geogaport
[2012-03-05 19:20:18] <Naru|MC> too lazy to walk over there
[2012-03-05 19:20:27] <FiahOwl> Do EEET!
[2012-03-05 19:20:30] <Naru|MC> nou
[2012-03-05 19:20:38] <FiahOwl> Build skyscraper for me!
[2012-03-05 19:21:09] <FiahOwl> gtg
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[2012-03-05 19:21:12] <Naru|MC> nobla
[2012-03-05 19:22:04] <atomic7732> That one last temptation finally convinced her. One last scale, one last taste of power. She swallowed the morsel down and felt her magical abilities improve greatly.
[2012-03-05 19:27:33] <Naru|MC> wut compasses in stronghold libraries
[2012-03-05 19:27:56] =-= Naru|MC is now known as Naru|afk
[2012-03-05 19:28:27] <atomic7732> “Trixie, don’t you see? Do you think it was mere chance that we met? I have been looking for someone to become one with since the day I became a pine cone. That someone is you. This is not just your destiny – it is my destiny. What possible reason could you give for not wanting to fulfil it?”
[2012-03-05 19:28:29] <atomic7732> “Because…” Trixie squeezed her eyes shut as the words caught in her throat, the strength of the emotion behind them almost causing her to choke. “B… because… I think I’ve fallen in love with you!”
[2012-03-05 19:30:14] <atomic7732> Piney’s silence spoke volumes, telling her everything she needed to know. She struggled to stop herself from tearing up. She had just poured her heart out and the target of her affections had not even replied. A deathly quiet pervaded, with no noise at all except for the sound of munching… wait. MUNCHING?
[2012-03-05 19:30:16] <atomic7732> She whirled round in horror. Piney was gone – in her place stood a pink pony with a poofy mane who was happily swallowing a mouthful of food. Pine cone crumbs dropped from her lips.
[2012-03-05 19:30:17] <atomic7732> “Mmm, that was delicious!” said Pinkie Pie, and she began to bounce away.
[2012-03-05 19:30:19] <atomic7732> oshi-
[2012-03-05 19:31:40] <atomic7732> “No, I mean I think there was something funny in that pine cone I ate. I… uh oh,” Pinkie gasped as she felt a surge of energy rush through her and her body began to glow.
[2012-03-05 19:32:24] <atomic7732> “Yes and no,” it replied, “Our personalities have become one. I am now both Nightmare Moon and Pinkamina Diane Pie – it feels kinda weird, actually.”
[2012-03-05 19:32:26] <atomic7732> wat
[2012-03-05 19:33:52] <Naru|afk> my eaction:
AWW HELL NAW[2012-03-05 19:33:56] <Naru|afk> reaction
[2012-03-05 19:34:04] <atomic7732> “Right,” said Trixie, who was willing to accept anything by this point. Then she gasped and stepped forward. “Wait, so you remember the time we spent together? You remember me telling you… telling you how much I love you? Is my little Piney still in there, somewhere? How do you feel about me?”
[2012-03-05 19:34:06] <atomic7732> The pink pony smiled and moved in close. “Only one way to find out,” she said, then leaned in for a kiss – one that held for a few minutes.
[2012-03-05 19:34:11] <atomic7732> wtftftftftftftf
[2012-03-05 19:34:41] <Naru|afk> "my reaction if ron paul doesnt become the next president. " my reaction when ron paul becomes president
[2012-03-05 19:35:04] <atomic7732> I thought pinkie was just going to become the feeling pinkie keen pinkie
[2012-03-05 19:37:10] <atomic7732> what just happened
[2012-03-05 19:37:13] <atomic7732> I don't even know
[2012-03-05 19:37:33] <atomic7732> I am very very confused
[2012-03-05 19:38:42] <Naru|afk> mfw deoxy's suggestion
[2012-03-05 19:39:25] <Darv|hw> what the eff
[2012-03-05 19:39:35] <Naru|afk> ">know this pretty rave girl
[2012-03-05 19:39:37] <Naru|afk> >try to get closer
[2012-03-05 19:39:39] <Naru|afk> >feel like creeper
[2012-03-05 19:39:41] <Naru|afk> >people think I'm gonna rape her
[2012-03-05 19:39:42] <Naru|afk> >mfw she rapes me."
[2012-03-05 19:39:54] <Naru|afk> wot
[2012-03-05 19:40:11] <atomic7732> so poetic
[2012-03-05 19:42:54] <Darv|hw> i love you
[2012-03-05 19:43:20] <Darv|hw> lame skirtisan left
[2012-03-05 19:43:26] =-= YOU are now known as Darvince
[2012-03-05 19:43:36] <atomic7732> deoxy is failing
[2012-03-05 19:43:52] <atomic7732> darv should be a pinecone
[2012-03-05 19:43:56] <Darvince> wat
[2012-03-05 19:43:57] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 19:44:06] <Darvince> oshit pg 100 of blacrafti thread
[2012-03-05 19:44:20] <atomic7732> yes
[2012-03-05 19:44:36] <atomic7732> I WILL GET FIAH TO SYRINGE YOU WITH PINEKONE MEDICINE
[2012-03-05 19:45:15] <Darvince> mfw deoxy's suggestion
[2012-03-05 19:45:46] <atomic7732> mfw afk
[2012-03-05 19:45:49] =-= atomic7732 is now known as a7732|afk
[2012-03-05 19:46:09] <a7732|afk> I'll be back!
[2012-03-05 19:46:15] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a stick
[2012-03-05 19:46:19] <a7732|afk> he's dead
[2012-03-05 19:46:21] <Darvince> wt
[2012-03-05 19:46:21] <a7732|afk> meh
[2012-03-05 19:46:22] <Darvince> NO U
[2012-03-05 19:46:24] <Darvince> I
[2012-03-05 19:46:26] <Darvince> AMSH
[2012-03-05 19:46:27] <Darvince> ALIEV
[2012-03-05 19:46:32] <a7732|afk> oh
[2012-03-05 19:46:37] <a7732|afk> y u sleep without breathing
[2012-03-05 19:46:47] <Darvince> you're just not with me
[2012-03-05 19:46:58] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a pencil
[2012-03-05 19:47:02] <Darvince> ow
[2012-03-05 19:47:11] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a pencil sharpener
[2012-03-05 19:47:16] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-03-05 19:47:17] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with an eraser
[2012-03-05 19:47:24] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a laptop
[2012-03-05 19:47:29] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with naru
[2012-03-05 19:47:32] * Darvince pokes nue with a monitor and runs away
[2012-03-05 19:47:44] * Naru|afk pokes chanserv with darvince's heart
[2012-03-05 19:47:47] <Darvince> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:47:50] * a7732|afk runs after darvince with a server password
[2012-03-05 19:48:10] * a7732|afk pokes naru with an integrity
[2012-03-05 19:48:12] <a7732|afk> brb
[2012-03-05 19:48:14] * Darvince teleports irl to atomic's bedroom
[2012-03-05 19:48:25] <Darvince> ohi
[2012-03-05 19:48:39] <a7732|afk> but I'm c- I mean... going to take a shower
[2012-03-05 19:48:43] <a7732|afk> seriously
[2012-03-05 19:48:44] <a7732|afk> I am
[2012-03-05 19:48:46] <a7732|afk> so
[2012-03-05 19:48:51] <a7732|afk> stop bothering me!
[2012-03-05 19:48:53] <a7732|afk> !!!!!!!!!!
[2012-03-05 19:48:54] <a7732|afk> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2012-03-05 19:48:58] <Darvince> you're an early
[2012-03-05 19:48:59] <a7732|afk> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2012-03-05 19:49:04] <a7732|afk> I am but I want to be
[2012-03-05 19:49:06] <a7732|afk> so
[2012-03-05 19:49:11] <a7732|afk> QUIET
[2012-03-05 19:49:17] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 19:49:22] <Naru|afk> nue's trying to fap
[2012-03-05 19:49:23] <Naru|afk> shhhh
[2012-03-05 19:49:32] <Darvince> 0.025% of the way to 10^6
[2012-03-05 19:49:35] <a7732|afk> ...
[2012-03-05 19:49:39] * a7732|afk goes to take a shower
[2012-03-05 19:49:39] <Darvince> tf naru
[2012-03-05 19:49:40] * Naru|afk gets knifed
[2012-03-05 19:50:01] <Naru|afk> poo you imgur for making jpeg imgaes
[2012-03-05 19:50:10] <Darvince> kolkolkol
[2012-03-05 19:51:24] <Darvince> inb4 march for ctam is like all of late january
[2012-03-05 19:51:35] <Naru|afk> dat world
[2012-03-05 19:51:39] <Darvince> NAERU CTAM
[2012-03-05 19:51:43] <Darvince> NARU|AFK CTAM
[2012-03-05 19:51:48] <Darvince> BECAUSE SKIRTISAN IS A SLEEP
[2012-03-05 19:51:52] <Naru|afk> nou
[2012-03-05 19:53:11] <Darvince> done
[2012-03-05 19:54:07] <Naru|afk> brb for a min
[2012-03-05 19:57:39] <Darvince> that's moar than a min
[2012-03-05 19:59:53] <Darvince> naru|afk you brb'd for a while
[2012-03-05 19:59:54] <Darvince> ttttttttt
[2012-03-05 20:00:23] <Darvince> kol, in one week ctam went from 345 to 1140
[2012-03-05 20:01:16] <Darvince> NARU YOU ARE AN UNRELIABLE POO
[2012-03-05 20:02:05] <Darvince> kol smjjames
[2012-03-05 20:03:59] <Darvince> ttt
[2012-03-05 20:04:03] <Darvince> spring break is POO
[2012-03-05 20:04:20] <Darvince> ok, final time i'm doing this
[2012-03-05 20:04:23] <Darvince> *for today*
[2012-03-05 20:04:27] =-= YOU are now known as Darv|hw
[2012-03-05 20:05:34] <Darv|hw> wtf purim is thursday
[2012-03-05 20:06:21] =-= a7732|afk is now known as atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:06:22] <atomic7732>
[2012-03-05 20:06:41] <Darv|hw> kolwut my birthday is nurses day
[2012-03-05 20:13:03] <Naru|afk> seems like your dream is to be a nurse, non?
[2012-03-05 20:20:25] <atomic7732>
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=167744&f=20&view=unread#unread[2012-03-05 20:32:03] <Darv|hw> foodtime
[2012-03-05 20:32:06] =-= YOU are now known as Darv|food
[2012-03-05 20:32:08] <Darv|food> wtf naru
[2012-03-05 20:36:42] <atomic7732> " People favor liberal causes, but are fearful (and justly so) of new things." justly?
[2012-03-05 20:36:46] <atomic7732> They're just stupid
[2012-03-05 20:37:01] <atomic7732> That's what's just about it
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[2012-03-05 20:46:32] <Darv|food> ohi
[2012-03-05 20:46:36] =-= YOU are now known as Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:46:46] <Darvince> kol atomic
[2012-03-05 20:48:21] <Naru523|afk> I feel depressed.
[2012-03-05 20:48:27] =-= Naru523|afk is now known as Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:48:30] <Darvince> wtf ohio gets school off on the primaries
[2012-03-05 20:48:39] <Darvince> atomic7732 wharu
[2012-03-05 20:48:45] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v Naru523 by ChanServ
[2012-03-05 20:49:01] <atomic7732> here
[2012-03-05 20:49:02] <atomic7732> there
[2012-03-05 20:49:05] <atomic7732> everywhere!
[2012-03-05 20:49:11] * atomic7732 is shot
[2012-03-05 20:49:38] <Darvince> ohdeer
[2012-03-05 20:49:43] <Darvince> you are god
[2012-03-05 20:49:53] <Darvince> so i'm satan
[2012-03-05 20:50:00] <Darvince> ctamming
[2012-03-05 20:50:14] <Darvince> inb4 satanxgod fics
[2012-03-05 20:50:15] <Naru523> I'm the Master
[2012-03-05 20:50:20] <Naru523> you are all my children
[2012-03-05 20:50:29] <atomic7732> but
[2012-03-05 20:50:34] <Darvince> naru you should make a satanxgod fic
[2012-03-05 20:50:34] <atomic7732> I am the FiktylPegasus
[2012-03-05 20:50:39] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 20:50:43] <atomic7732> nothing in the master of the FiktylPegasus
[2012-03-05 20:50:44] <Darvince> DEN BEKUM IT
[2012-03-05 20:50:46] <Darvince> TO PROVE
[2012-03-05 20:50:48] <Darvince> YOU ARE GOD
[2012-03-05 20:50:58] <atomic7732> But that is not my claim, silly one
[2012-03-05 20:51:13] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 20:51:16] === The nickname ``God'' is already in use, use the /nick command to pick a new one.
[2012-03-05 20:51:20] <Darvince> wtf god is in use
[2012-03-05 20:51:23] =-= YOU are now known as satan
[2012-03-05 20:51:23] *NickServ* This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
[2012-03-05 20:51:23] *NickServ* You have 30 seconds to identify to your nickname before it is changed.
[2012-03-05 20:51:27] <satan> locking
[2012-03-05 20:51:44] =-= Naru523 is now known as dog
[2012-03-05 20:51:53] =-= YOU are now known as Guest70332
[2012-03-05 20:51:54] =-= YOU are now known as Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:52:11] <Darvince> someone come ctam wif me
[2012-03-05 20:52:15] =-= dog is now known as Guest65389
[2012-03-05 20:52:17] <Darvince> if they have nothing else to do
[2012-03-05 20:52:35] <atomic7732> dogma
[2012-03-05 20:52:37] <atomic7732> catma
[2012-03-05 20:52:50] <atomic7732> I have to color Fluttershy
[2012-03-05 20:52:55] <atomic7732> DO NOT BOTHER ME
[2012-03-05 20:53:04] <atomic7732> inb4 pings
[2012-03-05 20:53:10] <atomic7732> ^ I didn't say that
[2012-03-05 20:53:22] <Guest65389> atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:53:24] <Guest65389> atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:53:26] <Darvince> *resists the urge to ping you*'
[2012-03-05 20:53:26] <Guest65389> atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:53:28] =-= Guest65389 is now known as Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:30] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:31] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:31] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:32] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:33] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:42] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:44] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:44] <Darvince> ctam wif meee
[2012-03-05 20:53:45] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:47] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:48] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:51] <Naru523> I dislike you
[2012-03-05 20:53:54] * atomic7732 facehoofs
[2012-03-05 20:53:56] <Naru523> you nid more underwear
[2012-03-05 20:53:58] <Darvince> CTAM WIF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[2012-03-05 20:54:01] <Darvince> wtf underwear
[2012-03-05 20:54:50] <atomic7732> AGILEDASH
[2012-03-05 20:56:11] <Darvince> atomic7732 you should ctam wif me when you're done
[2012-03-05 20:56:29] <Naru523>
River Flows In You- Lindsey Stirling dat violin
[2012-03-05 20:56:32] <atomic7732>
JACKLEMIC.MOV kolwut
[2012-03-05 20:56:34] <Naru523> and
[2012-03-05 20:56:37] <Naru523> harp
[2012-03-05 20:56:43] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-03-05 20:57:58] <Darvince> godxsatan
[2012-03-05 20:58:01] <Darvince> get to it naru
[2012-03-05 20:58:32] <Darvince>
[2012-03-05 20:58:44] <Naru523> nou
[2012-03-05 20:59:00] <Darvince> ok naru
[2012-03-05 20:59:44] <Darvince> post'd
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