Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 432676 times)

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1230 on:** January 11, 2015, 11:51:36 AM »

3 years ago:

Quote from: matty406 on November 15, 2011, 05:44:03 PM

[00:42] <matty406> Atomic you can be the queen
[00:42] <+atomic7732> yes
[00:42] <+atomic7732> wtf

E: Okay, he was responding to something before my entry, but still.

nowadays:

Dec 02 21:22:56 <Akani_> i would like to be the cutest princess on the other hand

tuto99 · « **Reply #1231 on:** January 12, 2015, 10:07:54 AM »

matty406 · « **Reply #1232 on:** January 14, 2015, 04:51:35 PM »

[23:49] <Stowaway> lmao the moon's like "lol"
...
[23:50] <Valencitta> "i've been orbiting you for 4.5 billion years you sack of shit finally"

vh · « **Reply #1233 on:** January 18, 2015, 06:26:15 PM »

i feel like my baby analysis wasn't as appreciated as much as it should've been

<osmoti|eu4>i wonder if the volume of babies being born by your ringworld is larger than the flow of the amazon river
<cntrational>120 trillion is the value you get if you have a ringworld of approximately 20 Earth area equivalents and the population density of Manhattan
<osmoti|eu4>with a fertility rate of 20 babies per 1000 people per year
<osmoti|eu4>times 120 trillion
<osmoti|eu4>you get 77000 babies per second
<osmoti|eu4>dividing the mass by the density we find that a baby is 4 liters
<osmoti|eu4>so we have 308 cubic meters of babies being born per second
<osmoti|eu4>unfortunately, the amazon river is 218000 m^3/s
<osmoti|eu4>so the amazon river delivers 707 times more water than your ringworld delivers babies
<osmoti|eu4>sad

tuto99 · « **Reply #1234 on:** January 28, 2015, 12:43:06 AM »

[02:38] <canteloupe> well if you want to
[02:38] <canteloupe> just go
[02:38] <canteloupe> and shake him awake
[02:38] * Tuto teleports to phoenix arizona
[02:39] * Tuto walks to dar's house
[02:39] * Tuto opens door quietly
[02:39] * Tuto sees darcats
[02:39] * Tuto walks to darroom
[02:39] * Tuto slowly and dramatically opens dardoor
[02:39] * Tuto sees darvince dormant on the floor with a cucumber in his anus
[02:40] * Tuto shakes dar
[02:40] * Tuto dar is not waking
[02:40] * Tuto dar is dead?
[02:40] * Tuto pulls cucumber out of anus
[02:40] <canteloupe> in horrible twist of events, dar jolts up and meows.. revealing he is in fact a a cat
[02:41] * Tuto its not cucumber, its gorchul
[02:41] * Tuto gets sucked up by gorchul
[02:41] * Tuto finds himself in a hell-like theme
[02:41] <Tuto> To be continued...

Darvince · « **Reply #1235 on:** January 28, 2015, 07:49:04 AM »

a hell-like theme

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1236 on:** January 31, 2015, 09:08:01 AM »

Quote

Furryism is like an onion. Consider an onion - it has layers upon layers of skin that can be peeled away. Furryism is like that, but instead of layers of onion skins furryism has layers upon layers of what is scientifically known as "Horrible disgusting shit". And, like an onion, as you peel away more and more layers of horrible disgusting shit you tend to start weeping uncontrollably.

Quote

Xevvy: I reach around behind you and rest my hand on your right hip. Slowly, my fingers glide downward, closer and closer... into your pocket. Hey, where'd your wallet go?
Bonobosoph: HOW DARE YOU KINK SHAME

Quote from: Mentova

Quote from: Wrobel
Quote from: Symlus
Quote from: Zabrina
I try to avoid sergals, almost as dangerous as foxes.
Don't say that we're on par with them!We're worse.
Yeah right, cause foxes generally don't try to eat you after getting you all hot and bothered with a [redacted].
Sounds like a good time to me

3 minutes on FurAffinity and I already need a break.

vh · « **Reply #1237 on:** March 18, 2015, 06:57:21 PM »

<Stowaway>holy hell this guy is an asshole
<Stowaway>no wonder nobody likes him
<EastCoastBoner>is he satan
<Stowaway>practically
<osmotivation1119>we can't blame him
<osmotivation1119>he doesn't have control over the chemical processes in his mind
<Darvince>oh my god
<osmotivation1119>no one has free will
<Stowaway>don't start this again

Darvince · « **Reply #1238 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:17:57 AM »

hhhhhey osmotischen what if you were free will at age 4

vh · « **Reply #1239 on:** March 22, 2015, 06:00:09 PM »

<osmotivation1111>if i handed you all a gun
<osmotivation1111>would you go to school tommorow
<osmotivation1111>and start shooting people to prevent overpopulation
<FordFocus>no
<Tuto>no
<Darvince>yes

vh · « **Reply #1240 on:** July 06, 2015, 05:19:17 AM »

this topic is liek, so ded

matty406 · « **Reply #1241 on:** July 06, 2015, 07:19:34 AM »

rip my only worthwhile post on the forum

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1242 on:** July 06, 2015, 07:34:31 AM »

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tuto99 · « **Reply #1243 on:** April 02, 2016, 06:07:23 PM »

[20:52]   syule   stowaway do you know of the anime
[20:52]   syule   girls and panzer
[20:52]   Stowaway   yes
[20:52]   syule   it's great
[20:52]   Stowaway   it looks dump
[20:52]   syule   >dump
[20:52]   Tuto   IT LOOKS TRUMP
[20:52]   Stowaway   just
[20:52]   Stowaway   mirror that p horizontally
[20:52]   syule   dumq
[20:53]   Stowaway   vertically then jeez
[20:53]   Tuto   dumd
[20:53]   syule   ^
[20:53]   Stowaway   horizontally again
[20:53]   Tuto   lmao
[20:53]   Tuto   bumd
[20:53]   Stowaway   fuk yuo
[20:53]   Tuto   lmfao

Darvince · « **Reply #1244 on:** July 11, 2016, 12:06:22 AM »

Quote from: FiahOwl on July 06, 2015, 07:34:31 AM

I bet feudcraft/ftb would be a worthwhile post;)

Naru523 · « **Reply #1245 on:** September 11, 2016, 10:31:48 PM »

<Floenne> "The Universe Sandbox forums, the community, and the Internet have made me a better place ..."

DiamondMiner10 · « **Reply #1246 on:** September 12, 2016, 12:00:41 AM »

"Finally! It's Sunday night! I sure can't wait to wake up early tomorrow and take that maths exam I studied *extra* hard on!" said no one ever.

vh · « **Reply #1247 on:** September 12, 2016, 10:10:41 AM »

Quote from: Naru523 on September 11, 2016, 10:31:48 PM

<Floenne> "The Universe Sandbox forums, the community, and the Internet have made me a better place ..."

can confirm

Quote from: DiamondMiner10 on September 12, 2016, 12:00:41 AM

Finally! It's Sunday night! I sure can't wait to wake up early tomorrow and take that maths exam I studied *extra* hard on!

that's probably happened to me a few times

DiamondMiner10 · « **Reply #1248 on:** September 16, 2016, 07:27:44 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1YLkpl1Do
the best quote

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1249 on:** October 03, 2017, 07:04:48 PM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #1250 on:** March 19, 2018, 05:16:30 PM »

"Say it ain't so! Say it ain't so!"

Gurren Lagann TSS · « **Reply #1251 on:** March 19, 2018, 05:20:08 PM »

<shimao> currently universe sandbox forums run on an engine called google chrome, so i would suggest universe sandbox 3 to run on internet explorer instead, because it is much better

Gurren Lagann TSS · « **Reply #1252 on:** March 19, 2018, 05:21:25 PM »

Full version

21:15] <+Darvince> Â«Currently, Universe Sandbox 2 run on an engine called Unity3D. Space Engine runs on an engine called OpenGL, so I would suggest Universe Sandbox 3 to run on OpenGL as well, because it will have much better performance and run much, much faster with super realistic graphics.Â»

[21:15] <+Darvince> holy shit this dude

[21:15] <GurrenLagannTSS> yep

[21:15] <GurrenLagannTSS> he is terrible

[21:17] <shimao> currently universe sandbox forums run on an engine called google chrome, so i would suggest universe sandbox 3 to run on internet explorer instead, because it is much better