Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 432677 times)

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1200 on:** December 22, 2014, 08:20:47 PM »

<MicTheMicrophone> but none of it matters since i just sit here collecting cookies

Darvince · « **Reply #1201 on:** December 23, 2014, 09:03:38 AM »

[2013-07-01 03:49:33] <osmotischen> so do spammers archive their spam in open office files for posterity?

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1202 on:** December 23, 2014, 10:41:17 AM »

Your mother: I LIKE BIG DOGS
Alice: I have a dog
Alice: :3
Your mother: yeah but it's like the size of a big mac

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1203 on:** December 23, 2014, 11:02:51 AM »

<Stowaway> uuuuuughughgu
<Stowaway> my throat is all
<Stowaway> ouchie
<Darvince> i will repair you
<Darvince> for i am Doctor Vince
<Stowaway> thank doctor vince
<Darvince> it appears you have lemongitis
<Darvince> this can be fixed by eating two lemons a day for the next week

Darvince · « **Reply #1204 on:** December 23, 2014, 11:14:44 AM »

[2013-07-04 04:26:36] <osmotischen2> SHIT A WALL OF SOCKS IS BANGING AT THE FRONT DOOR
[2013-07-04 04:26:38] <osmotischen2> WHAT DO I DO

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1205 on:** December 24, 2014, 07:59:21 AM »

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Straight cat-ladies get even more pussy than polygamous lesbians

And just when you thought you were masters at love

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1206 on:** December 25, 2014, 08:31:38 AM »

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SNOOP PUSSY C3T: i'm still fangirling over this pic of my GF
SNOOP PUSSY C3T: just omg yes
Yalloo: I read "fangirling over" as "fingering over"
Yalloo: my new prison is shame

Jorster · « **Reply #1207 on:** December 25, 2014, 06:14:58 PM »

Wow, that's really funny and strange! You're a master at your craft

Darvince · « **Reply #1208 on:** December 25, 2014, 06:16:09 PM »

Quite funny, I don't think I've ever seen such hilarity as original as yours. You should really consider a lifestyle as a comedian.

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1209 on:** December 26, 2014, 05:53:21 AM »

Your name is Podavlennyy

vh · « **Reply #1210 on:** December 26, 2014, 07:30:26 PM »

<osmotischen4>voltaire said to hold a pen is to be at war
<Kalassak>did voltaire try pencils

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1211 on:** December 27, 2014, 02:44:32 PM »

Dog Logic:
I could've taken a crap in the grass but where you walk looks better.

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1212 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:53:27 AM »

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Sizzle Clause: imagine looking into a mirror, and like when you look away, other you doesnt
Sizzle Clause: Just keep staring
Sizzle Clause: I'd shit a tungsten heat shield

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1213 on:** December 28, 2014, 11:42:20 AM »

Quote from: penguinz0

Even though the car fell ontop of him he shot up into the sky like a leprechaun on viagra

tuto99 · « **Reply #1214 on:** December 28, 2014, 06:02:18 PM »

"leprechaun on viagra"
...cr1tikal said that.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1215 on:** December 28, 2014, 07:38:21 PM »

"Quote from: penguinz0"

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1216 on:** December 29, 2014, 05:49:22 AM »

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I just checked the NORAD website, and it's not looking good.

They lost contact with Santa somewhere over the Ukraine.

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I got my name from an Egyptian named Oliver Clothesoff

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Aliceri: You touched my dick your gay
204863: *you're
Aliceri: Fuck
204863: *I love being gay
Aliceri: Its time for a happy gay time
204863: "its time for a gaygay time"
204863: is that like a motorboat or something

matty406 · « **Reply #1217 on:** January 01, 2015, 03:07:41 PM »

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1218 on:** January 01, 2015, 03:52:09 PM »

What even

#2015AI

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Joel: Nuke Norway! 5000 Missles!
AI: Bad idea.
AI: Death count: 3.5M+

tuto99 · « **Reply #1219 on:** January 03, 2015, 12:29:55 AM »

[02:28] <Tuto> Peacock my mouth has shit in it
[02:28] <peacock> do you want me to use soap?
[02:28] <Tuto> yes

vh · « **Reply #1220 on:** January 03, 2015, 07:29:04 AM »

<stowaway>who are these nubs on everything else

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1221 on:** January 03, 2015, 09:02:59 AM »

strange and/or furry quotes thread

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1222 on:** January 03, 2015, 10:21:28 AM »

Why isnt that a thing

vh · « **Reply #1223 on:** January 04, 2015, 11:58:46 AM »

<osmotischen11>you can plug the polynomial and tell wolfram alpha to "expand"
<matty406>expand dong

vh · « **Reply #1224 on:** January 05, 2015, 02:06:13 PM »

vh · « **Reply #1225 on:** January 07, 2015, 06:14:34 PM »

<ubv>fuck da government, you want yourself

<ubv>i am just shy when I WAS NOT EXIST

matty406 · « **Reply #1226 on:** January 07, 2015, 06:36:20 PM »

[01:35] <ubv> Lord shall fuck off, end of a broad

[01:51] <ubv> spam or get banned in Baghdad

Lord DC · « **Reply #1227 on:** January 07, 2015, 07:33:05 PM »

[20:29] <Lord_DC_> !mk eat my

[20:29] <ubv> puny humans

vh · « **Reply #1228 on:** January 07, 2015, 08:10:54 PM »

<osmotischen11>does anyone pronounce pope as po-pee
<Stowaway>nop-ee

Haxor1337 · « **Reply #1229 on:** January 08, 2015, 02:02:39 AM »

derp derp derp derp, im not a brony, im not an anti brony, i am a unicorn and a sponge