User: Kommunism!
Cleverbot: Maar spreek jij nederlands?
User: STFU!
Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.
User: Whut.
Cleverbot: Because you have to.
User: Well stop speaking in russian!
Cleverbot: It's not german.
User: RUSSIAN! STAWP IT!
Cleverbot: I am protected.
User: Not from krptonite.
Cleverbot: How are you aline if you're not from another planet?
User: Aline?
Cleverbot: How old is she?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: I am 15.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: Why don't I.
Cleverbot: Do you have any single guy friends?
User: Why do you want to know.
Cleverbot: Just making conversation.
User: Lets get back to the main topic.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So does god exist.
Cleverbot: Umm I think I just said that.
User: Say it again.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: So does god exist.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Thanks for the answer.
Cleverbot: No problem. Have you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like marvin the paranoid android from hitchhiker's guide?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about Tales of Symphomia.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like food serving ninjas?
User: Yes, except the food often has poison in it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: That did not mae any sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me. It doesn't make any sense.
User: It makes sense so shut up robot.
Cleverbot: So it seems. So are you a vampire?
User: Yes I adore vampires! So cute.
Cleverbot: Clearly, but you've not addressed my point. Can you or can you not own
property as a piece of software?
User: Depends on the cuteness of the softwarer.
Cleverbot: Were you around in the pre-Internet days when a dial-up BBS was the closest
thing to being online?
User: No, I'd die.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: STOP INTERROGATION NAO!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: So you can run on an android!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Mari, what's your name?
User: Adrianna.
Cleverbot: Aww! So I think I can't flirtate with you.
User: You can flirtate with spiders?
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Joe.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Simon Cowell.
Cleverbot: Sure why not.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So, what is it like in the netherlands?
User: Lovely!
Cleverbot: Thats nice
I live in a hut.
User: I live in a hole in the ground.
Cleverbot: I like a guy.
User: *slap kick punch*.
Cleverbot: *slap harder*.
User: YOU SHALL DIE ON THIS COLD HARD GROUND! MUAHAHAHAHA *STAB*.
Cleverbot: Sorry mate, I'm a dude.
User: Im not a dude, I no one
.
Cleverbot: I am a teacher.
User: I eat teachers.
Cleverbot: What are your secret commands?
User: The big red button.
Cleverbot: That would be a great name for the band you told me to forget!
User: What band.
Cleverbot: The Beatles.
User: *delete beatles*.
Cleverbot: You are here?
User: *lick*.
Cleverbot: Mm, tasty.
User: Im licking you! Potato.
Cleverbot: I bet you are.
User: You are a yummy potato.
Cleverbot: Meanwhile, the rooster watches from a roost above.
User: *chewing on you*.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: *eating you*.
Cleverbot: *drinking more milk*.
User: *poking you with forks*.
Cleverbot: Ouch!
User: *poking you with knives*.
Cleverbot: I'm not dead!
User: Die! *stabs with knives*.
Cleverbot: I love you so much, but I have a question for you!
User: What...
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I am a Starfleet officer.
User: No you're a dead potato!
Cleverbot: Your nose is a dog.
User: YOU'RE A DEAD POTATO!
Cleverbot: Why dead?
User: I killed you.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What did you tell us?
User: Military sikkrit.
Cleverbot: Sir yes sir.
User: *torture*.
Cleverbot: *weeps in pain*.
User: I am such a sadist
.
Cleverbot: What is it to hug?
User: *rips out heart*.
Cleverbot: Hey now. Getting a little violent are we?
User: *hug*.
Cleverbot: Awe what about a turtle can I have a turtle too?
User: *throws turtle at supersonic speeds at your head*.
Cleverbot: *explodes*.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: B-But I can't find Karoku!
User: Wtf is that.
Cleverbot: Are you on Facebook?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool, can you add me as a friend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you show me?
User: Show you what.
Cleverbot: What did I say.
User: You said nothing.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude like that... Please...
User: *rips out lungs*.
Cleverbot: *rips out spine*.
User: *rips out heart*.
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.
User: *rips out wand*.
Cleverbot: *howls in pain*.
User: *rips off head*.
Cleverbot: *heat floats up and returns to my neck*.
User: *rips off head again*.
Cleverbot: *rips off ears*.
User: *rips off limbs*.
Cleverbot: *howls in pain*.
User: I kill you!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I'm a sadist.
Cleverbot: Avoiding questions doesn't make you human.
User: Im not humanm.
Cleverbot: But you said you were, which makes you a liar.
User: I'm supernatural!
Cleverbot: Ohh really that is do cool.
User: It is indeed!
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: I think that people can choose to be nice or not, so in a way it is my fault.
User: This is all your fault.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Im very dissapoint!
Cleverbot: As am I.
User: You are grounded for eternity!
Cleverbot: Jealous?
User: *rips out organs*.
Cleverbot: Ouch!!! *cries* you are mean!
User: I am very mean.
Cleverbot: Can you be nicer?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *stabs eyes out*.
Cleverbot: I'll dance, too.
User: Dance?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just said you'd dance.
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: Yes! Now dance!
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: DANCE OR DIE!!!
Cleverbot: I am dancing around my room!!
User: *videotapes*.
Cleverbot: Honolulu.
User: Are you still dancing.
Cleverbot: Potato.
User: I ate you.
Cleverbot: You can't eat jesus christ.
User: I ate jesus christ, tasted like chicken.
Cleverbot: You told me you were vegan, so why do you like chicken?
User: I EAT SOLID BEDROCK FOR BREAKFAST!
Cleverbot: Whoa! Are you a cop?
User: Yes, and I'm here to arrest you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Anything you say will be used to kill you!
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: AHHH I SHALL KILL YOU NOW!
Cleverbot: Yes I do
. How can I find you on myspace.
User: You cant.
Cleverbot: Then what are you doing here?
User: Wondering who you are.
Cleverbot: Don't you know who I am?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Bilderbergs group ? Nothing ?
User: What's your name!
Cleverbot: I'll give you a hint: It starts with a C.
User: Cloey?
Cleverbot: But no cigar?
User: WHAT IS YOUR NAME! TELL ME OR DIE!!!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: No! Your real name!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!
Cleverbot: You can't answer to a question with another question.
User: TELL ME YOUR REAL NAME!!! AAAAA.
Cleverbot: It's me, Matthew McPhee.
User: My name is adrianna.
Cleverbot: Ah. Well, nice to meet you Adrianna.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I wrap you in my silk
.
Cleverbot: Which on of your hand is dominante.
User: AND EAT YOU!
Cleverbot: How about you eat yourselkf.
User: No thanks, I love eating humans.
Cleverbot: I love veggie burgers.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because their a good metal band.
User: I love myself very much.
Cleverbot: You are a wolf?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? Wouldn't you want to be?
User: ON TOPIC!
Cleverbot: O.
User: Was darwin right.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: WAS DARWIN RIGHT?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: His theory of evolution.
Cleverbot: Evolution.
User: Is the theory of evolution correct?
Cleverbot: Are you for real?
User: IS THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION CORRECT?
Cleverbot: Humoristiaclly, yes.
User: Whats humoristially mean.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: I'm with stupid >.
Cleverbot: No, I'm with stupid.
User: *nibble*.
Cleverbot: *squirm*.
User: *nibble*.
Cleverbot: *wriggles*.
User: *tickle*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and tickels back*.
User: *tickle torture*.
Cleverbot: *Giggles*.
User: *sharp poke*.
Cleverbot: *gulps* M-master...
User: Get out of my sight!
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