Kon'nichiwa watashi wa kompasu desu

[atomic7732]

What random senste.ce

fail

[matty406]

"Hello I am"
That's all I understand from memory.
Desu links the subject to the verb. But what is the subject, and what is the verb? We'll never know.
Also:

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

[deoxy99]

Nope Matty. Desu is a verb "to be". That conjugates to "am", "is", and "are.

In this case: Hello, I am a compass. The subject in the Japanese translation is "Watashi", the verb is "desu", and the object is "compass".

The verb always goes after the object in Japanese, and adjectives are considered objects in all languages.

The article "a" is assumed.

[atomic7732]

KOMPASU KOMPASU KOMPASU

[deoxy99]

The reason the m is there is because it sounds like an m when before a b or a p.

[Darvince]

wtf deoxy

[deoxy99]

Darvince, the reason it's there (for your... err... weird mind) is because when an n is before a b or a p, it sounds like an m. Therefore, you can write the m there...

[Darvince]

your going to make me go crazy. stop pushing my buttons pl0x

[Naru523]

I noticed some words usually have 'u' at the end.

[deoxy99]

That's because they are verbs.

Korosu - Kill
Taberu - Eat
Nomu - Drink
Shinu - Die
Tobu - Fly
Yomu - Read
Yobu - Call
Suru - Do
Naru - Do
Yaru - Do
Desu - Be
Gozaru - Be
Aru - Be, Exist
Iru - Be, Exist
Hanasu - Speak

[atomic7732]

Do523 wtfwtfwtf

[deoxy99]

No, Naru also means Naruto.

So he is Naruto523.

In Kanji and Hiragana:

殺す - Kill
食べる - Eat
飲む - Drink
死ぬ - Die
飛ぶ - Fly
読む - Read
呼ぶ - Call
為る (suru) - Do
為る (naru) - Do
やる - Do
です - Be
御座る (usually ござる) - Be
在る、有る (usually ある) - Be, Exist
居る (usually いる) - Be, Exist
Hanasu - Speak

[matty406]

minecraftu mai waifu.
Wait what? I don't know, I just went random.

[deoxy99]

No, it's "mainkurafuto".

What you said is "mainkurafutu".

That's pronounced "mainkurafutsu".

[atomic7732]

remember when i tried to japanese

[atomic7732]

never forget