My life:
mid 1999-late 2002: not conscious
late 2002-mid 2005: screwing around (a few memories here and there)
mid 2005-late 2007: first school & being obnoxious unintentionally (the memories here feel like they're from literally a different person)
late 2007-early 2009: first wave of depression, outlook changes rapidly (school memories/home memories become disconnected)
early 2009-early 2010: i start using the computer for more and more of my free time and stop reading as much and become interested in astronomy programs (first appearance of sexuality & self-conscious attitude)
early 2010-mid 2010: simcity 4, using gravity simulator and discovering universe sandbox, and i become social and gain friendships
mid 2010-mid 2011: (coincidentally 6th grade) beginning of usf period, last stand of my religious beliefs to my developing new worldview, second wave of depression here
mid 2011-mid 2012: (coincidentally 7th grade) a depressed disaster but the intensifying shitposting makes up for it, most-friend-ness period
mid 2012-mid 2013: (coincidentally 8th grade) better mentally, jealousy and repressed sexuality as well as fun trips, it reaches my subconscious that i am a gayuality, joining interguild
mid 2013-late 2013: first hs that i didn't like and my unconscious made my back hurt all the time as a result, joining the clique and screwing with interguild, becoming interested in linguistics
late 2013-december 1, 2014: third wave of depression, participating in the clique and becoming closer friends with thomas&jorster, conscious participation in gayness
december 1, 2014-may 21, 2015: dreamland, first time of treatment for depression, slowly moving away from the clique and regaining interest in meteorology from second and third periods
may 21, 2015-august 20, 2016: a complete disaster in school and missing lots of days (two narratives of my life in my mind fighting for dominance)
august 20, 2016-june 22, 2017: i become a NEET in denial, arctic sea ice forum & freaking out about climate change time (one narrative wins but "i" deny that it has won)
june 22, 2017-now: philosophyvince, or, true NEET status (i accept the narrative that won)