cuba is short for cubanic neuerosynaptic dialysis, which is the process of your brain shrinking over time
lukas is short for lukas quintus gladius, the fifth bringer of the apocalypse, which you could know but you just cant, since i have a time machine that lets me see time at a rate of five seconds per second in the hyperpostmodernist meme paradise known as
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