Author Topic: darvince shitposts as hard as he can (Read 98361 times)

atomic7732 · « **Reply #240 on:** December 08, 2018, 02:07:51 PM »

i just felt like explain

Darvince · « **Reply #241 on:** December 09, 2018, 05:12:17 AM »

expain

tuto99 · « **Reply #242 on:** December 10, 2018, 10:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Darvince on December 08, 2018, 07:26:45 AM

explain lapse rate or i will add a sweat gland on your lips

lmfao

Darvince · « **Reply #243 on:** December 11, 2018, 08:21:12 AM »

This is a serious time. We live in a serious time. A serious bubble in an unserious epoch of seriouspants. Seriously, you should see the shit that's. It's serious. But not bad, nor good. Just serious.

pay attention to me and not them

Darvince · « **Reply #244 on:** March 20, 2019, 10:20:58 AM »

tuto99 · « **Reply #245 on:** March 20, 2019, 05:08:31 PM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #246 on:** March 26, 2019, 01:16:27 PM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #247 on:** November 05, 2019, 12:44:45 PM »

Darvince · « **Reply #248 on:** November 05, 2019, 03:29:47 PM »

https://i.gyazo.com/d3b0000e2a37b8b40ebf733a5f86987e.mp4

wach video

Lord DC · « **Reply #249 on:** November 07, 2019, 02:22:17 AM »

this isn't as hard as you can

atomic7732 · « **Reply #250 on:** November 07, 2019, 05:45:05 PM »

Quote from: Lord DC on November 07, 2019, 02:22:17 AM

this isn't as hard as you can

Darvince · « **Reply #251 on:** December 06, 2019, 03:48:33 AM »

but it may be as hard as lukas can

Darvince · « **Reply #252 on:** December 28, 2019, 01:16:14 AM »

i'm hard and lukas is gone but subby fascists are my favorite

Lord DC · « **Reply #253 on:** December 28, 2019, 01:21:22 AM »

cuba is short for cubanic neuerosynaptic dialysis, which is the process of your brain shrinking over time
lukas is short for lukas quintus gladius, the fifth bringer of the apocalypse, which you could know but you just cant, since i have a time machine that lets me see time at a rate of five seconds per second in the hyperpostmodernist meme paradise known as
t'ru.m-p M'EARE`CA

Lord DC · « **Reply #254 on:** December 28, 2019, 05:08:03 AM »

you really think humans have natural born rights? you fool. (rascal horse) you are clearly a failure. look around. you are nothing but a squirming monkey in clothing lying to yourself, all because you couldn't tell me your tenth grandfather. You (infertile brain) thinks he is special for being a hairless weak ape. hohohohohoh NO, for i am the voice of Lord KRISHNA HIMSELF, and your (authority failure) are not your wisest grandfather of the ten grandfathers you failed to name. Come back when you have named your tenth grandfather, and you will no longer be a slave. And now i shift the burdon of proof of the post onto (((you)))

Darvince · « **Reply #255 on:** December 30, 2019, 07:53:10 AM »

you fraud tiger, you utter pea brain, ( fertile brain ). I know who you are. you converted from christianity four years ago ( fraud tiger ) and never bother learning `1 simplest hindoo belief. any real indian would know your stink of follow ( srila infertile prabhupada ) who gives you this `1 after `1 simplest hindoo belief, and still you ( mother's whore ) do not know it.

Lord DC · « **Reply #256 on:** January 04, 2020, 09:07:43 PM »

I tell you what, man, you see the part where dang olâ€˜ George come in there and heâ€™s talkinâ€™ â€™bout tasting his own burp and Kramer comes slllliiiidinâ€˜ in there, he always does that. Them New York boys, I tell you whatâ€¦just a show about nothinâ€™.

Darvince · « **Reply #257 on:** January 14, 2020, 11:28:17 PM »

launching bones in your general direction at mach 2.28 due to your displeasurable posts

Lord DC · « **Reply #258 on:** January 15, 2020, 12:18:29 AM »

You cannot breach my protection shield, made of the finest shitposts ever devised, reverse engineered from the old gods themselves, you dont even can so why even try to not.

Darvince · « **Reply #259 on:** February 03, 2020, 01:09:29 AM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #260 on:** February 03, 2020, 01:26:30 AM »

レゴシ

FiahOwl · « **Reply #261 on:** February 04, 2020, 12:35:07 AM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #262 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:20:54 PM »

Worldwide we are facing an epidemic called corona. The reason is that the coronavirus epidemic, as well as the abivadaka epidemic (this is an epidemic it was in ancient) is the cause of snake bites. During the outbreak of the abivadaka epidemic, the Gautama Buddha offered blessings to the sick through the Sutras such as the Ratana Sutra and the Kandha Sutra. Nirvana is the way to get rid of all the suffering of the world as preached by the Lord Buddha.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #263 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:05:26 AM »

this is not darvince content

Darvince · « **Reply #264 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:06:09 AM »

excuse you, abivadaka epidemic i invented it.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #265 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:07:05 AM »

darvince pandemic ! darvince pandemic !

Darvince · « **Reply #266 on:** March 17, 2020, 07:29:18 AM »

bless you

atomic7732 · « **Reply #267 on:** March 17, 2020, 09:48:30 PM »

i'm infect

Darvince · « **Reply #268 on:** June 09, 2020, 01:07:58 AM »

Jor L'Guild has been sighted crossing all bridges in North America simultaneously. Please beware, as he is now travelling along all roads in North America. You may see him several times when you drive.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #269 on:** June 09, 2020, 01:12:35 AM »

when do you think sars first invented bats