Author Topic: health tips from kalassak (Read 13002 times)

atomic7732 · « **on:** February 27, 2013, 07:33:50 AM »

sleep more

"A study finds that sleep loss can alter gene behavior, which may explain why it often precedes medical problems such as diabetes, obesity, and heart disease."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

DARVINCE GET MORE SLEEP

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2013, 08:00:12 AM »

Quote from: atomic7732 on February 27, 2013, 07:33:50 AM

sleep more

"A study finds that sleep loss can alter gene behavior, which may explain why it often precedes medical problems such as diabetes, obesity, and heart disease."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

DARVINCE GET MORE SLEEP

FAST DARVINCE
SLEEP

Darvince · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2013, 02:16:07 PM »

holykolok

vh · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2013, 01:23:32 PM »

ctamming restores 10 hp every thousand numbers

Darvince · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2013, 01:54:00 PM »

atomic7732 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2013, 03:11:52 PM »

what if we have 105494384339222 hp

matty406 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2013, 03:43:42 PM »

Ban for hacks

atomic7732 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2013, 07:11:37 AM »

walking is good

"A study concludes that continous standing and walking reduces the risk of type II diabetes better than either sitting/lying or exercise."

well then

matty406 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2013, 04:54:09 PM »

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: Brule's Rules "Milk Expiration"
for your health

tuto99 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2013, 06:55:38 PM »

I heard that looking at women's breasts (at least pictures) boosts your health, ecspecially your cardiac health.
I hope this is not going overboard. XD

atomic7732 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:28:52 PM »

neither of you are kalassak! that's how you are going overboard!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!

Darvince · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:51:33 PM »

this is going so overboard that all boards were lost about 3 bly ago

atomic7732 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:02:11 AM »

"A study finds a correlation between insufficient sleep and weight gain."

Yqt1001 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2013, 09:27:27 AM »

Sleep is for blaists, what a horrible role model.

Bla · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2013, 11:19:19 AM »

Lies. Everyone should follow my official health recommendations!

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2013, 11:50:08 AM »

Quote from: Bla on March 13, 2013, 11:19:19 AM

Lies. Everyone should follow my official health recommendations!

atomic7732 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2013, 03:41:22 PM »

http://robrhinehart.com/

this is interesting

atomic7732 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 01, 2013, 02:51:39 PM »

i'm supposed to revive this

Darvince · « **Reply #18 on:** December 01, 2013, 03:28:22 PM »

yes you are

TheMooCows · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2013, 07:12:38 PM »

Probably ironic considering you are one of the most unhealthy people I know

atomic7732 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2013, 09:27:55 PM »

i'm not that unhealthy i just don't exercise or eat right

next tip: exercise and eat right

TheMooCows · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:51:53 PM »

How about a tip somewhere along the lines of
"Just because you are skinny doesn't mean you are healthy and just because you are fat doesn't mean you are unhealthy"

Darvince · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2013, 04:06:48 PM »

all fat people are unhealthy

it is unhealthy to be fat

FiahOwl · « **Reply #23 on:** December 05, 2013, 04:11:01 PM »

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matty406 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 05, 2013, 05:52:49 PM »

You can have fat but live healthy.

blotz · « **Reply #25 on:** December 05, 2013, 05:56:34 PM »

you mean be not have
because you can't live healthy without fat

Darvince · « **Reply #26 on:** December 05, 2013, 06:23:02 PM »

if you didn't have any fat at all you would die. but i'm talking about reasonable amounts (2-6% for males, 10-14% for females)

blotz · « **Reply #27 on:** December 05, 2013, 07:23:42 PM »

we should keep track of what we eat with nutrition facts
but stpud school cafe no nutrition factss

Darvince · « **Reply #28 on:** December 05, 2013, 07:36:12 PM »

just keep track of weight
and then we can escalate slowly until we're keeping track of penis length daily

Bla · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2013, 10:44:13 PM »

I keep track of that kol.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhyGV27WETcEdDZSSGVKX19jVG05N1VHVjVmdTlxZGc#gid=3

I plan to add minerals/vitamins/etc. some day.