Author Topic: How To 2.0.1 (Read 16533 times)

deoxy99 · « **on:** October 24, 2009, 01:00:30 PM »

Format
How to Eat Pie
1. Grab fork
2. Eat

Rules
Title must begin with How to and what you are teaching, and be in Title Case.
List Numbers can only be in the following formats and must have a space after them:

1.
(1
I, I., (I, or (i
(A or (a

How to Watch TV:
1. Grab Remote
2. Push Power
3. Pick Channel
4. Watch and Relax

Bla · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2009, 01:11:30 PM »

How to respond to the topic.
1. Grab your mouse.
2. Left click the message field on the bottom of the page.
3. Place both your hands above the keyboard.
4. Press the correct buttons in order to create a message. Check the screen meanwhile to check you've written what you wanted to.
5. If you want to respond to the topic, you should start the message with "How to", and enter what you want to explain afterwards.
6. Left click on the post button below the message field.

Naru523 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:19:36 PM »

How to look

1. Look at the screen

Plox?

monmarfori · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2009, 12:39:10 AM »

How to eat food
Cook
Now eat.

Naru523 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:42:30 AM »

Quote from: monmarfori on October 25, 2009, 12:39:10 AM

How to eat food
Cook
Now eat.

How to eat food

1. Buy a recipe
2. Get home
3. Turn on the fire
4.Cook it in a pan
5.Put the ingredients in it
6. Wait, then turn off the fire
7. Wait for it to cool off
8. Put it on several plates
9. Grab a fork/spoon
10. Eat

Bla · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:05:00 AM »

How to speak Danglish:
1) Find a Danish sentence you want to say.
2) Find the closest looking English words of those in the Danish sentence.
3) Replace the majority of the words in the Danish sentence with the new English words.
4) Toluck! Do hair lavet one Danglish setting!

...

atomic7732 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2009, 05:39:59 PM »

How to live

1. Breathe
2. Eat
3. Sleep
4.

deoxy99 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2010, 06:24:37 PM »

How to smile:

1. Curve your lips.
2. Profit!

atomic7732 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:08:33 PM »

Kasplode

1. get a dynamite (Yes "A dynamite")

deoxy99 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:13:36 PM »

How to sell a game:

1. Make a game.
2. Go to the publishing companies you want to go to.
3. Sell books out of your stock everywhere you want to sell it at.
4. Profit!

atomic7732 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:41:36 PM »

How to buy a game:

1. Find the nearest store.
2. Ge tin your car
3. turn on your car
4. Drive your car
5. Get to the store.
6. Turn off your car.
7. Get out of your car.
8. Walk to the store from your car.
9. Turn the handle or push to open the door.
10. Find the game you want.
11. Grab it.
12. Walk to the cashier.
13. Give the money to the cashier.
14. Take the game.
15. Open the door and leave the store.
16. Get in your car.
17. Turn on your car.
18. Put the game down.
19. Drive your car home.
20. Park your car.
21. Turn off your car.
22. Get out of your car.

deoxy99 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:44:07 PM »

How to get a flu shot:

1. Grab shot.
2. Stab it in your arm.
3. Scream.
4. Die.
5. Undie.
6. Unscream.
7. Unstab it in your arm.
8. Ungrab shot.
9. Profit!

atomic7732 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:06:41 PM »

How to gain profit

1. Make a product.
2. Sell
3. Sell
4. Sell
5. Sell
6. Sell
7. Sell
8. Spam
9. Sell
10. Sell
11. Sell
12. Sell
13. Profit
15. i stopped at 13!
16. Whoa! Skipped 14.
14. There you are 14.
P. AAAAAAHHH!!! P isn't a number and 14 isn't after 16!!!!

deoxy99 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:10:32 PM »

How to spam:

1. Say Spam.
2. Eat Spam.
3. Sell Spam.
4. Profit!

atomic7732 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:11:35 PM »

How to get deoxy to stop saying "Profit!" as the last way.

1. tell him

deoxy99 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:21:33 PM »

How to make profit:

1. Profit!

atomic7732 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:29:35 AM »

How to Undie

1. Wait for "Game Over" Screen
2. Let it reload

deoxy99 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 07, 2010, 06:53:14 PM »

How to stop saying "Profit!" as the last step:

1. Tiforp!
2. Fisorp!
3. Rororp!
4. Rorp!
5. Rop!
6. Rp!
7. P!
8. -

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:03:41 PM »

How to write a story

1. Think
2. Get a pencil
3. jot down ideas
4. WRITE ABOUT ALL OF THEM TOGETHER!!!

or... How to write a story atomic's way...

1. scrap your organizer
2. Grab a paper
3. Think of your main idea
4. Just write.

deoxy99 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:15:22 PM »

I admit I wrote that earthquake story Atomic's way.

How to eat a banana:

1. JUST SHOVE IT IN YOUR MOUTH

Naru523 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:36:29 PM »

How to do nothing:

1. Do nothing. Win.

deoxy99 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:38:33 PM »

Ummm, doing nothing is doing something.

How to do nothing:

1. You are done.

Bla · « **Reply #22 on:** April 08, 2010, 05:35:45 AM »

How to get dry gangrene:

1) Prevent the blood from entering the part of the body you want gangrene in. For example by freezing it.
2) Wait until it turns black.

Caution: Do not do this unless you know the consequences (the body part dies and might need to be removed). I don't want to be responsible for it, at least.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2010, 07:32:08 AM »

How to look at a cyclone

1. Know it's name
2. Know where it is
3. Awe...

deoxy99 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2010, 10:20:39 AM »

How to scream

1. Push out air.
2. Move vocal cords.
3. SCREAM YOUR HEAD OFF!

sean2323 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2010, 01:15:47 PM »

How to launch a nuclear warhead,

1. bribe gaurds with a glased donut
2. take the little key and put it in the hole next to the black box
3. the black box will open
4.the last one wasnt a step.. AHH I FORGOT THE SPACE DARN!!!
5. anyway, say the code fraze
6. the code fraize should open a glass box under the black box.
7. press the button
8. say pie pie pie lolol pie pie. lolol is pronounced like lawl lawl.
9. the button will turn a greenish bluish red... or orangish bluish... or something like that.
10. press the button 45 times
11. look as the nuke launches
12. the easyer way next.

the easy way
step 1, get a hammer
step 2, bang the black box and bang the button and the 2 wires connected to the button should be touched with eachother, the nuke will launch, enjoy pwning more then a million noobs

deoxy99 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2010, 01:19:27 PM »

How to Solve a Rubik's Cube:

1. Buy a rubik's cube.
2. Turn one face left.
3. Turn it back.
4. Done!

matty406 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 13, 2010, 01:21:33 PM »

How to defeat the Cyberdemon:

1. Shoot at it until it dies.

deoxy99 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2010, 10:38:47 AM »

How to Lose the Game
1. Think about the game.
2. You lost. And so did I.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2010, 12:59:41 PM »

How to say I lost the game

1. I FRICKIN LOST THE GAME IDIOT.