Author Topic: Bla's Danish Lessons (Read 106041 times)

Bla · « **on:** June 14, 2012, 03:31:27 PM »

I don't dare putting "daily" in the topic name, but.... Meh.

<RedRainbow>The English word "speed" in Danish is, "fart".
<atomic7732>Bla you should post these on the forum
<atomic7732>in like "Danish lessons"
<RedRainbow>Kolok

Inb4 pentupleposts. :I

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:40:42 PM »

Subbed.

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Bla · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:47:38 PM »

Kolok

Btw, did you know, the English word "bag" is "pose" in Danish?

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atomic7732 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2012, 04:12:01 PM »

Du er fart pose?

Did I break something

Bla · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2012, 04:15:25 PM »

Yes, kol, fart and pose are nouns... You said "You are speed bag". "Speedy" would be "hurtig".

Some Danglish.

* matty406 slopes off
<RedRainbow>You should slap off instead
<RedRainbow>In Danish, "at slappe af" means "to relax".
<matty406>I'm snacking about slapping off
<RedRainbow>Ohes
<RedRainbow>Someone should go and give you some bank!!
<RedRainbow>(bank = beating)

vh · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2012, 04:55:56 PM »

ok, but i still have too many shovels

Bla · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2012, 11:08:35 AM »

Today's Danish lesson.

<kip|craft>i always thought clouds were in the sky
<kip|craft>what cake is this bla
<kip|craft>jk

<Bla|craft>Oh, today's Danish lesson for Matties: The English word "cloud" in Danish is, "sky".

blotz · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2012, 12:52:48 PM »

speed, cloud.

Bla · « **Reply #10 on:** June 20, 2012, 06:21:32 AM »

Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".

Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20, 2012, 01:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Bla on June 20, 2012, 06:21:32 AM

Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".

Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".

my entire art needs smut

Bla · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2012, 03:12:44 PM »

<Arrow_McKnee>"I have hunted great beasts in The Invisible Hill for seven of my years" then goes on to say "I have taken down two barn owls while stalking The Invisible Hill"
<Arrow_McKnee>Truly great and terrifying beasts those barn owls
<RedRainbow>Oh yes
<RedRainbow>Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word for "child" is "barn".

Doesn't that make the owls just a bit more terrifying. :I

vh · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2012, 06:19:48 PM »

i herd if you set a child on fire and give him an owl it becomes fiahowl.

matty406 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2012, 04:25:13 AM »

Quote from: Hellpotatoe on June 20, 2012, 01:59:22 PM

Quote from: Bla on June 20, 2012, 06:21:32 AM
Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".

Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".
my entire art needs smut

Just start drawing smut.

Bla · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2012, 07:46:10 AM »

Quote from: Bla on August 16, 2012, 07:43:40 AM

I'll hit Multiplay so hard, the host will start cursing over the server. (kol, kol, kol...?)

According to Danglish, you could also hit Multiplay so hard that Curse would start hosting all over the server.

The Danish word "host" means "cough".

HOSTING IS WHAT CAUSES VIRUS

vh · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2012, 08:55:16 AM »

my computer has a bacteria.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:31:24 PM »

hosting causes viruses make no sense, that's like saying oceans cause cyclones. They don't they just allow a favorable environment for them to exist.

but I guess you meant it in a different way

vh · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:05:24 AM »

well i heard atomic causes overpopulation.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:25:23 AM »

needs more svenska

Jag var den hÃ¤r banan. (Yes? No? I probably broke it.)

Bla · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:43:44 AM »

I was this banana?

Anyway, the Danish word "hug" interestingly means "cut" or "stroke".

Who wants a hug?

vh · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:48:06 AM »

bla was this banana.

Bla · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:49:50 AM »

Ja, jeg var den her blanan.
(You could say "jeg var denne her banan" or "jeg var denne banan" or "jeg var den her banan" in Danish, so I guess it's legit in Swedish too)

vh · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2012, 07:21:12 AM »

alle dine danskundervisning er tilhÃ¸rer mudkip

atomic7732 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2012, 08:24:01 AM »

Alla din bananen tillahÃ¶ra mig.

Dokument anvÃ¤ndes fÃ¶r fÃ¥ biljetten.

Jag var sova pÃ¥ natten.

Svenska Ã¤r bÃ¤sta sprÃ¥k.

Bortkastad tid under klass talar svenska.

Bla · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2012, 08:52:55 AM »

The Danish word "hive" means "to drag".

HIVEMIND

vh · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2012, 07:55:13 PM »

i'm going to hive bla all over.

Bla · « **Reply #27 on:** October 07, 2012, 11:12:33 AM »

The Danish word "kant" means "edge".

The Danish word "tit" means "often".

Darvince · « **Reply #28 on:** October 07, 2012, 12:36:47 PM »

i push you off the cant tit

Bla · « **Reply #29 on:** October 12, 2012, 07:47:27 AM »

The Danish word "lag" means "layer".