Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Q: How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.
A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.
What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight?
I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert
Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse
Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones
Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.
(Comment) An alot of calories, huh? Haven't seen one of those before. I better let Allie Brosh know that there is another breed of alot to document. Tell me: does this alot have a particular weakness to fire that you were testing? Or are they a common pest from where ever you live and you needed to removeit somehow?
When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat?
Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
But Roses can also be White.
And Violets should be Purple
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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