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Map size and turn order

2150 x 2400, Fiah goes first
2 (28.6%)
2100 x 3400, Kipz goes first
0 (0%)
2000 x 2000, Bla goes first
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10 x 10, free for all!
1 (14.3%)
3000 x 3000, Darvince goes first
4 (57.1%)
2100 x 2800, Nue goes first
0 (0%)
1900 x 2700, Naru goes first
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2300 x 2300, the shady deoxy goes first
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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 28, 2012, 09:56:17 AM »
Awesome awesome awesome.
inb4 UPSalia

Also, I've been booking the facts in the factbook, the book of facts.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=ethanthova/detail=factbook
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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #91 on: April 28, 2012, 02:26:13 PM »
AHAHAHAHA FIAH EPIC FAIL
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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #92 on: April 28, 2012, 06:49:02 PM »
"War? Huh... I'd rather not." - Kaeshar

"War? What's war?" - Solea

"Does it involve me protecting some tiny and puny and helpless country, then I get named hero? If so, I'm in :D. A bloody war that ends with my near-destruction is not approved unless I'm on the defensive." - Aeridani

"Yes, war... I like war... I like it a lot... A lot... Waaaarrrrr... WAAAARRRRR! CONQUEST! I LIKE WAR A WHOLE LOT A LOT!" - Starrie

"I'd war with anyone. I hate everyone >:(" - Lyintaria

"Bostonians hate everything just like Lyintarians. The thing that they hate more than anything else are other Bostonians. This is why they try to kill each other with their cars. this isn't true but it's the funniest thing ever.]" - Boston

"Hahahaha... Against Aeridani or anyone who threatens my younger kids any day." - Bielosia

"I have to war with other regions to keep you safe from foreign aggression, and I'm sick of it." - Ethanthova

"War is okay with me, just when I'm on the winning side." - Sphereon Rilmu

"Bong your muskets together, load the gunpowder. We're going to invade another country today." - Bongatar

"I agree with Solea, what is this war you speak of?" - Darvincia



"Aeridanians? I like 'em" - Kaeshar

"They make our special pony-adapted guns (we prefer magic, but back-up weapons are always good) and supply us with other non-WMD things like pine tree saplings." - Solea

"We're literally their protectorate" - Alternate Solea

"You're letting our brother get a topic? No fair." - Bielosia & Starrie

"Hmmm... I think that Aeridanians are really cool and cute and they have swag and they are beautiful and awesome and less corrupt then Starrie and cute and very glorious and brave..." - Aeridani

"What have they done for us?" - Darvincia

"We were some close to conquering Boston until Loviniosa backstabbed the Kallisto alliance in the knee, then Aeridani took the chance to liberate it's citizens. F**k them, I almost had an empire." - Bongatar

"Well, they do supply a whole lot of the weapons to me so I can defend the UPS... We'd be dead if we used the half-assed cheap Starrie weapons." - Ethanthova

"They're cool and all, but sometimes annoying." - Sphereon Rilmu



"Well... How I grew up? Like all the other children of course, except I have a few things I'd rather not tell you..." - Kaeshar

"When I was growing up, it was a never ending mess of fighting with my siblings. It still is, actually, but now instead of getting punched in the nose we almost kill each other." - Bielosia

"I want to be the very best, like no one ever was... Journeying far and wide! Friends and siblings! I gotta rule them all!" - Starrie

"Back in my day, you could go from one side of your hometown to the other in less than 15 minutes and see at least 15 losers you graduated with doing the same exact same thing they were doing the last time you saw them. Can't do that anymore. Too many f*cking Crown Victorias." - Boston

"Well... I had an obsession with ponies.. And I was protected by Aeridani and Kaeshar... I also fell in lesbian love with Darvincia for a while... I think that's it?" - Solea

"I grew up under the iron fist of my dad, who said I was a stoner and a drunk, even though I was not. I soon moved out, then I realized when someone tried to take my house over, I had to defend myself and not rely on other nations for help. I loved Solea for a little while, and we almost started living in the same house. But then my body separated into 3 people and I was a lot weaker.." - Darvincia

"Well, when I was growing up, there was no big nation to protect me, Ethanthova and Tri-National were at war for a long time... By the time Ethanthova was able to help me, I already learnt to support myself. That's the problem with the younger nations, they have the luxury of older nations to protect them. They're pampered and spoiled little b*tches who believe in "pacifism" and don't know how to defend themselves properly, so I have to jump in and save them when a crackpot dictatorship tries to invade." - Aeridani 

"i am new and young. i get protected" - West Auspikitan

"Spent my young days killing maxtopians and defending the UPS." - Ethanthova

"I grew up on an island full of little blue sphere people." - Sphereon Rilmu

Being Starrie's younger brother was always hard for me. She would compel me to join her in wars, but I didn't, until I got annexed by her. Then I was forced to work for her." - Bongatar

I don't think these ones are as good, but whatever.



"Whooooashhhh" was the sound that was blown through the room as the portal to Equestria was closed. This was the last portal to close, and just in time.
  Starrie had declared war on Solea for the second time, but this time all of Kallisto united with Starrie. The war would not be won unless Loviniosa and Lasexia united, in which the Loviniosan states refused to do so as they voted to stay out of the war. And so the Solean government decided to evacuate as many citizens to Equestria as possibla. They did so, but millions were left behind and were told to evacuate to the capital city of Auspikitan, where boats would evacuate them to Boston, Vincent, and many many more cities.
  Lasexia and Ethanthova fought viligently to defend Solea, but it was no use. The invasion pushed on.
  Starrie invaded to find only a couple million of Solea's 62 million people to rape and kill, and no gold as the Soleans were able to move the entire gold reserve to Equestria. The Starrie army was disappointed.



The sky roared louder then a boeing 747 taking off as a single Aeridanian light cruiser swept by faster then Mach 3, soon followed by several ear-deafening Bielosian heavy cruisers in hot pursuit. This casualty would be the first of The Second Great War, over two hundred years after the original Great War.
  While the Aeridanian light cruiser was faster, the four Bielosian ships had more firepower. In about 5 minutes, the ships would be crossing the border into Aeridani. The Bielosian pilots knew they had to finish quick or a Titan would be on their tail.
  "TPSS-732 to Boston control center, do you read me? Over."
  "We read you TPSS-732, over."
  "Four Bielosian heavy cruisers in pursuit, request assistance[1]"
  "TPSS-723, do you read me? Over."
  "Sir, TPSS-723 is down, light neutronium bomb explosion in left side of hull."
  "F*ck, dial the president now."

[1] Note that he did not say "Over" at the end.

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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #93 on: April 28, 2012, 07:02:30 PM »
"War? What's war?" - Solea
I think we very much know what war is, thanks. Back in the old days, when we were liberating the Auspiks... Good times, good times. Totally srs bizniz though. :P

Also, why would we import stuff. Eww. Especially pine tree saplings?

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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #94 on: April 28, 2012, 07:04:56 PM »
kol, nice, darvince, made me laugh.

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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #95 on: April 28, 2012, 07:09:03 PM »
I'd imagine Ethanthova doesn't actively war unless it's a last resort or they've been asked to help somewhere.
They'd rather rely on their display of defensive armaments than go out and attack. :P

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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #96 on: April 28, 2012, 07:15:54 PM »
kol, nice, darvince, made me laugh.

skirty what the actual %&#@

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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #97 on: April 28, 2012, 07:17:29 PM »
Can we have a FiahOwl confirmation over here that he is FihaOwl?

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« Reply #102 on: April 29, 2012, 04:36:43 AM »
lets decide on the size. i think 2100x3400 is good.

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« Reply #104 on: April 29, 2012, 04:38:10 AM »
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« Reply #106 on: April 29, 2012, 04:51:08 AM »
what is this crap about going first
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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #107 on: April 29, 2012, 05:01:12 AM »
I don't think we should make this a turn game. I think we should continue on Darvince's map (which contains some of our nations already) and just update it whenever we have a reason to.
If people want lands different from how Darvince drew them, I guess they can just change some areas on the map to how they want them.

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« Reply #108 on: April 29, 2012, 05:01:55 AM »
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« Reply #111 on: April 29, 2012, 07:33:25 AM »
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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #112 on: April 29, 2012, 11:19:09 AM »
I think if we're going to use Darvince's map, we should maybe... make it a bit smaller?

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« Reply #113 on: April 29, 2012, 11:31:24 AM »
Nah, make it larger.

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Re: Official NationStates History Thread
« Reply #117 on: May 01, 2012, 11:26:02 AM »
"In 2089, during an allied peacekeeping mission in Apony occupied Equestria, an Ethanthovan rifle platoon is wiped out by an unknown assailant."
"Traces of cupcakes were found"

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« Reply #118 on: May 01, 2012, 12:01:53 PM »
"Traces of cupcakes were found"
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« Reply #119 on: May 01, 2012, 12:24:49 PM »
Approximately 900 years ago (-300), the two major tribes - the Auspiks and the Soleani - of Eastern Nazkafvvi first settled down to found cities along the coast. They were divided by political ideals from the dawn of civilization on Nazkafvvi. The Auspiks, calling themselves the Prudent Republic of Auspikitan, lived in harmony with nature with very little actual government to speak of. Each member of their society was free to do almost whatever they wanted, because it was believed natural selection dictated all life on the planet. Their influence left an impact in history forever after the pony tribes of Eqwestrii were united under one flag, but without a supreme ruler, allowing Discord to rise to power. To the south of the Auspiks were the Soleani and the smaller tribe of the Ihpqals, their nations called the Socialist Autarky of Solea and the Pegasocialist Mountain State of Ihpqalik. The people and ponies of Solea believed in naturalist ideals to preserve the environment but looked down upon the anarchic and chaotic practically-governmentless state of Auspikitan. The Ihpqaliks, who settled down much later, and to the west of Solea and in the Ihpq Mountains, as opposed to along the coastline were highly influenced by Solea, becoming a vassal state in -136 and integrated only 52 years later. The rivalry between Solea and Auspikitan fueled several diplomatic incidents until full-scale war broke out in -127, when Solea launched an invasion to liberate the southern - or "Rift" - Auspiks, named after the fault lines across the region, who grew increasingly tired of the tyrrany of several local powers because of the lawlessness. Meanwhile, recently in Eqwestrii, the ruler Discord came to power, likely borrowing Auspik ideals. Naturalist Equestria did little to aid Auspikitan and tensions grew between the two states. After several months of fighting Solea came through, holding over half the Auspik territory. The Treaty of Auspikitan ceded most of southern Auspikitan to Solea, who renamed their nation to Solea and Rift Auspikitan in honor of their victory. After this liberation, tensions slowly subsided as Solea became increasingly pacifist. In recent days, Solea and Rift Auspikitan have confidence in the protection from other states in Nazkafvvi, one being a descendant of the ancient empire of Lysteriok, Ethanthova.

(To be continued: mention Pegasi armies and Ihpqalik's tight relations with Pegasopolis)
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