"In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mojang AB's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that creepers could be added to the menu."
Beef = creepers apparently.
Wait, why would you want to become a creeper? Eating gunpowder? Good god.
"We could have creeper kebabs, creeper pies, creeper-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
Lolwut.