Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 433573 times)

Pinkythefoxxywasp · « **Reply #1170 on:** December 09, 2014, 10:48:38 AM »

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4:46 AM - [REDACTED]: Also, I made quite a discovery about myself:
4:46 AM - Santa Pinkachu: You have a penis?

Pinkythefoxxywasp · « **Reply #1171 on:** December 10, 2014, 07:57:34 AM »

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1:55 AM - [REDACTED]: Btw I searched Clitoris on google
1:55 AM - [REDACTED]: I need jesus
1:55 AM - Santa Pinkachu: Hahaha

Darvince · « **Reply #1172 on:** December 10, 2014, 10:32:33 AM »

i search clitoris every day

matty406 · « **Reply #1173 on:** December 10, 2014, 11:14:03 AM »

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[16:00] * rmunroe (~Randall@aram.xkcd.com) has joined ##universesandbox
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[16:20] <sagua> ARE YOU DOING WHATIF RIGHT NOW
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[17:37] <Akani> randall im so sorry i havent bought the what if book yet

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1174 on:** December 10, 2014, 12:15:21 PM »

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matty406 · « **Reply #1175 on:** December 10, 2014, 12:59:31 PM »

He wanted to know something about us2

blotz · « **Reply #1176 on:** December 10, 2014, 05:14:14 PM »

am i the only one that remembers safq at 26 pages
like not 25 or 30 but 26

Jorster · « **Reply #1177 on:** December 10, 2014, 05:42:42 PM »

/r/lewrongsafq

vh · « **Reply #1178 on:** December 11, 2014, 06:58:43 PM »

<Kalassak>i should make a soleani census
<anyways>kalassak all 9 million of them?
<Kalassak>12.6
<osmotischen2>all 12.6 people
<Kalassak>no!!!!
<osmotischen2>the .6 person died of blood loss soon afterwards
<Kalassak>12.6 milliard
<osmotischen2>rip
<osmotischen2>wrong sig figs kill

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1179 on:** December 12, 2014, 04:41:39 PM »

<Darvince> i'm sorry i want to be able to have sex with a saguan!

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #1180 on:** December 13, 2014, 08:41:59 AM »

Quote from: atomic7732 on December 12, 2014, 04:41:39 PM

<Hellpotatoe> i'm sorry i want to be able to have sex with a saguan!

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1181 on:** December 13, 2014, 08:50:04 AM »

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Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1183 on:** December 14, 2014, 08:10:41 AM »

<Businessman> What is the meaning of this futile existence? Can you remember a time when we were not being constantly trampled by prancing beasts?
<Businesswoman> No, I cannot.
<Jesus> Hello, my children! Come join me on my turtle!
<Businesswoman> Don't do it. He looks crazy.
<Businessman> What choice do we have?
<Businesswoman> We have the choice not to ride the crazy man's turtle.
<Jesus> That is correct. However, if you choose not to come with me, you will live in this realm for the rest of eternity.
<Satan> Don't listen to him! Come with me on my journey!
<Jesus> Get lost, Satan! I saw them first!
<Satan> Oh, please. My domesticated house cat is soft and luxurious. Your turtle is hard and lumpy!

Jorster · « **Reply #1184 on:** December 14, 2014, 02:05:37 PM »

3edgy5me

Darvince · « **Reply #1185 on:** December 14, 2014, 04:59:59 PM »

NedgyN+2me

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1186 on:** December 14, 2014, 05:56:14 PM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #1187 on:** December 14, 2014, 06:04:45 PM »

4edgymeme

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1188 on:** December 15, 2014, 01:59:09 AM »

((√2.82842712)+edgy)+((2-2+4)+me)

vh · « **Reply #1189 on:** December 15, 2014, 06:08:02 PM »

<anyways|work>my muscles are so dense
<anyways|work>women like me

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1190 on:** December 18, 2014, 02:32:09 AM »

"dense"

Nayat: My anaconda dont
Nayat: my anaconda dont
Alice: unless you got buns hun
Cerras Kusi: Fail

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1191 on:** December 19, 2014, 05:02:32 AM »

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Alice: MY PRINCESS IS ON MARIO
Pepe Tito has changed their name to Mario.

vh · « **Reply #1192 on:** December 21, 2014, 12:13:52 PM »

<Stowaway>oh sad I might not have money in my account in time to pre-order a thing I want
<ConlangCottage>pre-order a job application

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1193 on:** December 21, 2014, 01:00:40 PM »

How does that make you feel? Good? Great.

Jorster · « **Reply #1194 on:** December 21, 2014, 06:57:39 PM »

Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her members back

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1195 on:** December 21, 2014, 07:01:30 PM »

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Lord DC · « **Reply #1196 on:** December 21, 2014, 07:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Jorster on December 21, 2014, 06:57:39 PM

Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her members back

Quote from: FiahOwl on December 21, 2014, 07:01:30 PM

i didn't know your mother had multiple dicks

LMAO I loled way more than i should have

Jorster · « **Reply #1197 on:** December 22, 2014, 12:03:29 AM »

I blame autocorrect. That should have read:
"Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her memes back"

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1198 on:** December 22, 2014, 03:08:14 AM »

Bla · « **Reply #1199 on:** December 22, 2014, 01:32:06 PM »

<Darvince>use the blacraft system
<Darvince>!
<osmotischen2>everyone walks into the white house
<osmotischen2>and writes down their vote
<osmotischen2>in a book