I also like tea, but I'm Danish.
*Smell of breaking glass, sound of broken stereotype*
Ok, that'd be "I like tea, so I MUST be British."
I MUST be effiminate, I MUST be a part of [insert enemy politcal group], I MUST have chosen it, but it MUST have been caused by some wierd event earlier in my life, but it MUST have been because my dad never spent any time with me, but it MUST have been caused by a disease, wait, it MUST be a disease itself, but at the same time, I MUST have been recruited and I MUST be trying to recruit people to join my evilness, however, if I just accept [insert fairy tale], I WILL become "normal", and otherwise, it MUST just be a phase, and wait, I MUST be greedy, I MUST be racist, I MUST be white, I MUST be hysterical and scared about every single thing on this planet, I MUST be playing The Sims, I MUST be good at making food, and if I had any friends IRL, they WOULD all have been girls, also, I MUST always be happy, I MUST be proud of myself, in fact, I MUST be promiscious, my eyes MUST constantly hunt every single person on this planet of my own gender, I MUST like pink, I MUST like rainbows, I MUST like dancing, I MUST become a hairdresser, I MUST have a long index finger, and I MUST be looking at my nails in a certain way which heterosexual girls also do, but not straight guys or lesbians, but nobody can see it anyway because my hands are constantly rotating at the speed of light because I MUST have loose wrists, but still they must be tied to the ground because I MUST be weak, I MUST not have any point in living because I can't have children, and that's the only point of living, but whatever, since I'm an AYTHIEST I MUST think that life is meaningless anyway, because life isn't eternal, I MUST just be denying [insert fairy tale] so that I can sin, and I MUST hate EVERYTHING related to religion, and I MUST have no morality, I MUST hate religious people, which is hypocritical since my atheism MUST just be another religion, I MUST be intolerant, I MUST claim to know there are no gods, but I somehow still MUST believe in and worship Satan, of course, when I'm not too busy worshipping myself, which I also MUST, and actually, I MUST simply be rejecting God, not denying it, but I MUST also just have never been able to find God, also, I MUST not be patriotic - I CAN'T be in a foxhole, and I MUST believe that the universe came from NOTHING, and that all life just came about by ACCIDENT, and I MUST be a Nazi, a Fascist, a Social Darwinist, a Socialist and a Communist, and maybe also an Anarchist, all at the same time, and since I'm a Communist, I MUST want to take over the world by killing innocent people, and then I MUST be planning to exterminate a lot of people afterwards, and I MUST be worshipping the state, or the leader of the state anyway, I MUST support all Communist societies and leaders, and MUST want all the worst elements from their societies, and I MUST be against freedom, democracy and human rights, and good night.
Hello, I'm a gay atheist Communist. 99.99% of Earth's population probably hates me. How exciting.
Yes, stereotypes are stupid.
Really? You're gay? That's interesting.
Yes, so I assume this doesn't count anymore?
I don't like the ideology of being gay, it just bothers me.