my probable conversation with qwerty:
me: okay, i came up with a challenge to see how much you really love nyan cat
him: what is it
me: watch 100 hours of nyan cat, and you can pause, or the 23rd episode of my little pony, and you can pause
him: no
me: YES
me: YES YES
him: i'm doing nyan cat so i won't need a bucket to puke in
me: you HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL
him: what the crap *name*
me: i said you can pause
him: oh
me: *chuckles*
me: and don't lie like *name* does all the time about it
me: okay *name*?
him: okay...
him: but what got into you
me: i'm being normal
him: no you're not
me: no this is the real me i've been hiding from you
him: shit
him: you are not my friend anymore
him: g'bye
me: okay then...
him: leaves/hangs up
me: wtf...
Several hours later...
him: hello
me: hi?
him: sorry about what i said
me: okay then...
him: but i'm 3 hours in and its fine
me: how about so-
him: btw you're my friend again
him: hangs up/leaves
The next day...
him: i stayed up until 1am and now i'm grounded from the computer
me: figures
him: yeah
me: so then, i guess yo-
him: no. just no.
me: okay then, bye
me: hangs up/leaves
Three days in...
me: hello
him: i need to switch i need a life
me: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL
him: yep
him: i need to do other things like homework
me: okay then...
me: i'll let you switch
him: but i need a bucket and since i don't have one
him: ... you'll have to bring it over
me: for puke, i take it?
him: yep
me: but shouldn't you have a bucket?
him: yep
me: then why don't you have one
him: because *name* always uses it
me: okay then...
me: btw you can switch
him: bye... *gulp*
me: hangs up/leaves