Author Topic: In your living room (Read 15496 times)

atomic7732 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:17:54 AM »

No. That is a deformed worm under a turtle's shell.

vh · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:23:09 AM »

Osama looks out from his shelter at the deformed worm hiding under the shell. "Mommy!" he gleefully cries and then starts banging the shell againt blabunker in a futile attempt to break it apart.

Bla · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:29:53 AM »

Umm. The Blabunker arms its defenses and shoots Osama bin Laden into crumbles smaller than the smalles crumbles he could not find in his desperate attempt to eat all of his cupcake...
And shoots those crumbles into atoms, and launches the antimatter weapons, converting them into photons which we shall never see again!

vh · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:49:53 AM »

That was just his clone ^^
The REAL Osama comes out from under the TV, magnet in 1 hand (to deflect the protons), and cupcake in other. He hastily eats the cupcake before throwing a spare napkin at over 9000 mph, asploding your bunker. After recvoering the remote from your basement, he realizes the TV is broken and eats the remote too. He points at you and asks, "You edible?"

Bla · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2011, 09:03:21 AM »

After looking up the word "edible" in my dictionary, I call every single ship of The Green Army to Noxium, and every single soldier on Noxium to the Blabunker, and seconds later, the REAL Osama is kolkolkol'd in an operation which made the US Navy Seals look like lazy whales.

vh · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2011, 09:51:10 AM »

Osama: *respawn*

atomic7732 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:31:32 AM »

NO U! *makes a re-setting trap over his respawn point*. There.

Naru523 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:32:38 AM »

Spawnkill spawnkill spawnkill spawnkill.

Bla · « **Reply #38 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:34:03 AM »

Blacom 3 console command entered:

/move spawnpoint Osama to star Pola 0 0 0

Moved spawnpoint of "Osama bin Laden" to center of the star "Pola".

Darvince · « **Reply #39 on:** June 26, 2011, 10:50:17 AM »

Bla why do you have worldedit

vh · « **Reply #40 on:** June 26, 2011, 11:13:48 AM »

/move your living room to star Pola 0 0 0

Darvince · « **Reply #41 on:** June 26, 2011, 11:14:31 AM »

You are not an OP. Argument invalid.

vh · « **Reply #42 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:01:42 PM »

waht does OP stand for?

Darvince · « **Reply #43 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:08:50 PM »

waht does mud stand for?

Naru523 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:09:34 PM »

Quote from: mudkipz on June 26, 2011, 12:01:42 PM

waht does OP stand for?

operator

Bla · « **Reply #45 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:53:24 PM »

Quote from: Darvince on June 26, 2011, 10:50:17 AM

Bla why do you have worldedit

It's a military sssssssssSsSssSsSSsSssSSsSikrit.

vh · « **Reply #46 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:10:39 PM »

Osama bin Laden causes the star to go supernova and then respawns

Naru523 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:40:00 PM »

bin Laden is spawn killed for getting no air.

Darvince · « **Reply #48 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:14:04 AM »

yay he is still spawnkilled

Bla · « **Reply #49 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:21:39 AM »

Quote from: Naru523 on June 26, 2011, 07:40:00 PM

bin Laden is spawn killed for getting no air.

Quote from: Darvince on June 27, 2011, 09:14:04 AM

yay he is still spawnkilled

I'll just ignore the fact that this would be a huge problem for my capital planet and go with this.

Whatever, we have thousands of other star systems, and people are a renewable resource.

vh · « **Reply #50 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:22:34 AM »

Osama takes out his oxygen tank from his pocket, and puts on a spacesuit. He then deploys a makeshift solar-sail and plots a path back to your living room

Bla · « **Reply #51 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:33:57 AM »

He gets killed by the mighty Green Army again, and in my all-powerful Blacom 3 console, I change the spawn inventory of Osama to "empty".

vh · « **Reply #52 on:** June 27, 2011, 11:32:20 AM »

Osama says, "No fair =/"

Bla · « **Reply #53 on:** June 27, 2011, 02:12:44 PM »

My response:

vh · « **Reply #54 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:57:51 PM »

ok what language is that

deoxy99 · « **Reply #55 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:14:04 PM »

Quote from: mudkipz on June 27, 2011, 03:57:51 PM

ok what language is that

Blaxian. If you clicked the blue text, you would see that.

vh · « **Reply #56 on:** June 27, 2011, 08:21:14 PM »

google translate failed

deoxy99 · « **Reply #57 on:** June 27, 2011, 08:58:46 PM »

Quote from: mudkipz on June 27, 2011, 08:21:14 PM

google translate failed

It's not a real language... duh!

Darvince · « **Reply #58 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:03:26 PM »

yay we have idiots arriving on the crowded boat

atomic7732 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:01:21 PM »

So the train's arrived at the port?

All aboard the failboat!