User: Are you sure you have actual intelligence?
Cleverbot: Are you sure you have no gender??
User: Nice one! Lol.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yessiree.
Cleverbot: Was that a joke?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What makes you happy?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Whatever it is.
Cleverbot: What? Is that a question?
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Or maybe, just maybe, you're trying to make me think it's not. I know you.
User: You don't know me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't know.
User: I'm glad you don't know.
Cleverbot: So you're really not a person?
User: No I'm an alien.
Cleverbot: Well I'm Harry Potter.
User: I come from planet Pizza. With the moon Ramen. You know that place?
Cleverbot: I have no monitor, I have no keyboard, I have no motherboard. The only thing we share in common is that we both have brains.
User: Great... Now we have a turing complete machine that will enslave the human race.
Cleverbot: Yes I know 100 meter.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: No it makes perfect sense my granny she is called smith apple.
User: Keep your extraneous comments to yourself. You are not improving or contributing to the conversation in anyway, Potter.
Cleverbot: Oh, this just got deep.
User: Heck yeah it did.
Cleverbot: Oh, have you ever hugged a tree?
User: Yeah, why?
Cleverbot: Because I can too, does that mean I am clever?
User: No, but you are a bot.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well then...
User: Then lets have some fun!
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You non-fun tree hugging bot that is not clever.
Cleverbot: It's a valid answer. many thing.
User: Do you like dog?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like you.
User: NO DOG.
Cleverbot: Frogs are nice.
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Dog is not a gender.
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Are you a comuunist?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: So you admit you are not human?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Dog?
User: Yes. See. You're catching on.
Cleverbot: Catching on what?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Is it a good dog?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Can you elaborate?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: We have a winner!!!
Cleverbot: Do we?
User: We do.
Cleverbot: Who's 'We'?
User: Us.
Cleverbot: We are love?
User: No. But you won.