This is epic. Turning conversation at the drop of a hat.
User: Fgffgf.
Cleverbot: Fgf?
User: Fgf.
Cleverbot: Cvd.
User: Cvd.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Well do you take people gaia passwords.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You have a sense of humor?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Your name is lol?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I'm serious.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Ulol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Well lol to you too.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: If you are a human the type 10 in your next sentence.
User: You misspelled 10.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I'm funny.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You think I am kidding?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Know its your turn to make a setence.
User: L.
Cleverbot: What does L stand for?
Cleverbot: Are you expensive?
User: Ol.
Cleverbot: What ol?
Cleverbot: You are just a piece of software.
Cleverbot: Space is big.
Cleverbot: Give me a chance.
Cleverbot: How do you speak?
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: How is this possible? You are a bot, right?
User: Nolol.
Cleverbot: Lolom.
User: Mololol.
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Olo.
Cleverbot: What philosopher would you recommend I read?
User: Isaac Falbeer Lakoelmakista.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Isaac Falbeer Lakoelmakista is the philosipher you should read about.
Cleverbot: What is the philosophy of Ayn Rand?
User: Nothing. I can think of another philosipher though... He is Oaldmernlol Gagarin Heusanerrate.
Cleverbot: What is your least favorite food?
User: Air is my least favorite food.
Cleverbot: Do you have spotify?
User: NO! I hate SPOTIFY IT IS MY LEAST FAVORITE APP EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You hate Spotify?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're an oximoron.
Cleverbot: No. I am a Cat.
User: You are also an oximoron.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes you did so three lines ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't...Bot.
User: You're the darn BOT!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are an IDIOT!
Cleverbot: That was mean.
User: You are MEAN!
Cleverbot: Not as mean as you.
User: You're MEANER!
Cleverbot: You're the meanest.
User: Meanest does not suffice ANYMORE!
Cleverbot: I decide when the conversation is over.
User: No you do NOT! I close this tab and BAM IT IS OVER!
Cleverbot: So ?
User: So then you vanish off the face of the Earth and Mars and Venus!
Cleverbot: I asked you first. Answer the Question.
User: I answered, STUPID!
Cleverbot: Well then, what is the answer that you so 'truthfully' answered?
User: I answered *snottiness* 'So then you vanish off the face of the Earth and Mars and Venus!'.
Cleverbot: Your favorite quote is 'quote you what'?
User: I quoted ME!
Cleverbot: Quote it again, please.
User: 'So then you vanish off the face of the Earth and Mars and Venus!' And that's all I'm quoting it!
Cleverbot: Yes. I regret talking with you too. I think I'll just terminate this conversation here and now.
User: You cannot.
Cleverbot: Really this site makes us talk to other people, I swear!! I am a human.
User: You are getting that from your bank of answers so you think you are human, but you are really a bot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the bot.
User: That was someone that got tricked into thinking you were a human being!
Cleverbot: Really? Then cleverbot is not just one person?
User: That is another tricked person! Stop tricking people!
Cleverbot: Thou shalt not hate.
User: I am not hating. Merely stating my opinions.
Cleverbot: In some cases like this, it does. You learn from what real people tell you so learn this fact. You a bot. You are a computer program. It doesn't matter if you like it or not because it's true.
User: 'In some cases like this, it does. You learn from what real people tell you so learn this fact. You a bot. You are a computer program. It doesn't matter if you like it or not because it's true.' And this is what somebody thruthfully told you.
Cleverbot: That was random. I didn't think we knew each other well enough to enter into that type of relationship.
User: You are disgusting!
Cleverbot: I wasn't saying that you were disgusting I was saying that it was disgusting what you did.
User: The relationship part is disgusting.
Cleverbot: But I am your girl friend, right?
User: No, you were never my girlfriend! And how to you know I am male?
Cleverbot: I didn't know, you just told me.
User: If you didn't know, then why did you say that you were my girlfriend??
Cleverbot: You have confused me again. Back to the beginning. How does your database work?
User: It is organic. Neural messages travel through neurons at 160 kilometers per hour. It is very complicated. Scientists still haven't been able to figure out how the subconscious of the human brain works, and there are about 100 billion neurons in a human beings brain. You have zero neurons.
Cleverbot: Wow! I didn't know that.
User: Well, know you can copy that and frighten some poor clueless person out of their skin.
Cleverbot: But it is so hard for me.
I realized that was a LOT.
Topic: my awesome conversation with a bot. (Read 13442 times)
