Author Topic: universian republic will conquer mlp (Read 6521 times)

Cosmos · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2014, 07:39:30 AM »

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/hitler+is+best+pony/wovmGjb/

Xriqxa · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2014, 08:32:34 AM »

Quote from: universe on June 11, 2014, 07:29:50 AM

one of my generals asks what I am planning . I respond that it is to take over equestria he sai should consider having a strong army some there are formidable invasion of equestria ensues this will be easier than I thought it would

I thought Equestria was a planet.

vh · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2014, 11:47:53 AM »

FiahOwl · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2014, 12:20:41 PM »

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matty406 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2014, 12:50:25 PM »

Quote from: FiahOwl on June 11, 2014, 12:20:41 PM

remember when aeridani did this

yes.
remember when they lost.

FiahOwl · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2014, 01:28:37 PM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2014, 03:06:35 PM »

oh god what is happening.

Xriqxa · « **Reply #8 on:** June 13, 2014, 02:36:46 AM »

Once the Anti-Reators reach the Universian Republic, chaos will insue.

Have fun with your new toys, universe. Be careful, they're dangerous.

Darvince · « **Reply #9 on:** June 13, 2014, 04:02:31 AM »

remember when Ethanthova did this.

Xriqxa · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2014, 12:13:39 AM »

The TTAPU espionage satellites ground scans have detected large amounts of uranium 238 under the Equestrian forests, which, of course, the ponies are mining to defended their nation. This shall not succeed, not on the Triforce Alliance's watch. Anyway, a new kind of fungus has been genetically engineered by the TTAPU. It is a painless, but quick, killer, and it's symptoms are only noticeable through thorough diagnosis. Otherwise, it is unknown to the victim, let alone anyone else.

The fungus is called the Termination Cometh. Under a microscope, it's buds are very small blue tree-like creatures. It slowly secretes painkillers before digesting the area that has been neutralized. To avoid notice, the Termination Cometh has been designed to digest the victim from the inside out, so only when the victim dies it is revealed what it's executioner was.

The TC should arrive in a crash pod in Ponyville in 16.17 hours.

matty406 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2014, 05:02:32 AM »

Are you trying to get yourself invaded

Darvince · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2014, 05:06:30 AM »

how do you know the names of equestria's places if you supposedly hate ponies

Xriqxa · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2014, 05:35:32 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on June 14, 2014, 05:06:30 AM

how do you know the names of equestria's places if you supposedly hate ponies

Um....

Quote from: universe on June 11, 2014, 07:29:50 AM

one of my generals asks what I am planning . I respond that it is to take over equestria he sai should consider having a strong army some there are formidable invasion of equestria ensues this will be easier than I thought it would

Anyway, TC is transmittable via water, air, food, birds, mammals, insects, and touch.

TC has been genetically programmed to infect only ponies.

TC reproduces once every 27 minutes.

TC is very adaptable. If the Equestrian laboratories find a way to cure it (which will be unlikely because of TC's stealth) it will automatically build resistance to the drug in about 1.048 days. It is also immune to radiation, bacteria, and the immune system.

TC is a pesticide. Yes, I mean pesticide as in the ponies are pests.

matty406 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2014, 06:26:54 AM »

OBJECTION

You claim that you attained the knowlege of places in Mlp through Universe
however
You also mentioned Ponyville, a place in Equestrian that Universe never even mentioned Ponyville!

Phoenix_wright_Objection.gif

Xriqxa · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2014, 07:31:57 AM »

Ponyville is on the map.

Ponyville will die.

An undersea TTAPU base has been founded near Hewlett. This is where attacks will now be performed from.

(P.S. The base is located over a Uranium deposit. Happy mining, colonists! Don't forget to send it to the bomb factory. )

4 ponies are infected with TC. 1 of them is close to dying.

UPDATE: 17 are infected, 3 are dead.

All of Ponyville is infected. This will be easier than I thought.
Also TC is appearing in Cloudsdale and Canterlot.

matty406 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2014, 01:57:57 PM »

its not even been 16 hours

Xriqxa · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2014, 01:59:39 PM »

For the sake of boredom, speed up the hell out of it.

Ponyville, Canterlot, and Cloudsdale are dead, Coltorado, Rollinghoof, Las Pegasus, and Red Mane are infected.

Um.

Yay?

Manehattan has been lightly bombed (to speed this crap up), Equestria is becoming aware of TTAPU's presence.

Threat Transmissions have been sent to the TTAPU base, thus Magnetic "force fields" have been armed around the base. A new sea parasite has been discovered by the TTAPU, there are plans to see how they can be used against Equestria.

Boi this shit is exciting!

FiahOwl · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2014, 06:34:34 AM »

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Xriqxa · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2014, 06:52:29 AM »

Um, yes. The Principality of Equestria has realized that it is being attacked by an organization known as the Taurican-Tytonian Association of Peace and Unity.

What's- why- what?

Darvince · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2014, 06:59:18 AM »

how did you know that Ponyville was one of the more important cities in the context of MLP?

Xriqxa · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2014, 07:32:59 AM »

It is?

Equestrian soldiers are raiding the general location of the TTAPU base. Good luck fighting off the AI defense systems

The only cities that are not infected/dead are Appleoosa, Crystal Empire, Zenith, Equinox, and Nadir.

Here is the infection log:

Manehattan: Almost Dead
Canterlot: Dead
Ponyville: Dead
Equinox: Safe
Zenith: Safe
Appleoosa: Safe
Las Pegasus: Dead
Crystal Empire: Slightly infected
Nadir: Safe
Dodge: Moderately Infected
Fillydelphia: Moderately Infected
Baltimare: Highly Infected
Hoofington: Moderately Infected
Trottingham: Slightly Infected
Cloudsdale: Dead
Coltorado S.: Mostly Dead
Red Mane: Dead
Rollinghoof: Mostly Infected
Tokenhoof: Moderately Infected

Equestria Overall: Moderately Infected

My Overall Emotion:

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The only thing that is not dead is the island. Everywhere else is devastated. The ponies have developed an anti-magnet sub that has damged part of the TTAPU colony. 6 TTAPU injuries, the whole crew of the pony sub is dead. They're probably making more of them, those subs are pretty good.