Once lived a certain pone, In The Lands long ago
She was rich and potent, her eyes a flaming glow
Most slaves looked at her, with terror and with fear
But to Cleona, she was but a louses' ear
She could command them like a general, filled with power and desire
But she was also the kind of devil
That deserved to be put on fire
Ra, Ra, Rarity
Holder of a million slaves
There was a pact that really was gone
Ra, Ra, Rarity
The worlds' faithless money machine
It was a shame how she treated them
She ruled all the land, and forget the CRV
And the parties she hosted where the knees of bee
In all affairs of state, she was the pone to please
But she was real great when she had a skull to tease
For Celestia, she was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things she'd done
She believed she was a godly trader
Who would trade all her stuff
Ra, Ra, Rarity
Holder of a million slaves
There was a pact that really was gone
Ra, Ra, Rarity
The worlds' faithless money machine
It was a shame how she treated them
"This one's just got to go!" said the CRVs
But the traders begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rarity had many export routes
Though she was a brute, they bought all her fluff
Then, one day, some unjust gryphon
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And she really came
Ra, Ra, Rarity
Holder of a million slaves
They drugged her 'til they filled her head with stupor
Ra, Ra, Rarity
She slept it off and said "I feel super"
Ra, Ra, Rarity
Holder of a million slaves
They didn't quit, they wanted her head
Ra, Ra, Rarity
The worlds' faithless money machine
So they struck the sickle 'til she was dead
Oh, those rebels...
What am I doing with my life, parodying Boney M. songs...