Scientists at a research base in Antarctica have recently uncovered an ancient website. It remains unclear when the website was created, but evidence points to an age about 10,000 years ago.
“The website has photos of popular cave paintings from this age and even has a diary that describes the tribe’s recent local hunting activity in a primitive language. We also found a cookbook describing how to cook various wild animals with the help of a fire.”
While examining the website’s infrastructure, the scientists uncovered an ancient virus.
“When we ran it on some isolated test computers, it appeared that they used up all their processing power. We suspect that the ancient tribes may have used them as a weapon to make their enemy diaries inaccessible, while the more recent tribes may have tamed viruses like these for converting their extra processing power into a source of heat.”
The website was initially banned in Turkey as government officials mistakingly confused photos of a cave painting depicting a dancing hippopotamus for leaked photos of Erdogan, but the ban was lifted again after four hours.