Time: 20:32, 11-13
Gender:Femalesbong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Malesatomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
SettingIn someone's closet, presumably male. The room is brightened by an open door accomplished by Dan Dixon. Several people have fallen into unconciousness, presumably back into it. There are also some piles of clothes on the floor, mostly jeans but a couple shirts. There are shirts and pants obstructing Fiah's, Bla's, Hellpotatoe's view. The temperature is a (hot for some) 85F/29C. Most are completely nude because the clothes didn't teleport with them.
Due to your cloud of confusion from being teleported, you get -2 for all subsequent rolls in this thread until you are out of the closet. For those being affected by the heat, you get an additional -1 to your rolls.
TheMooCows
1-2, -1/10You attempt to stave off unconciousness by sleeping instead. As you fall asleep, you suddenly get very light-headed and fall unconcious. You do not have to take your turn in round 4.
Hellpotatoe
5-2, 3/10You look over at the sleepy Naru to see that she is in fact a woman! You try to follow Fiah, but (he?) has not gone anywhere, and is trying to push through mudkipz.
FiahOwl
5-2, 3/10As you observe the door being opened, you try to get through mudkipz but he doesn't want to move, saying "what the pony are you doing over here you mother of sugg"
matty406
1-2-1, -2/10Observing the light that is falling on mudkipz in front of Fiah in front of you, you try to escape but don't manage to get past Fiah who didn't manage to get past mudkipz. You then look over and see a supposedly sleeping Bla, and go and try to wake him up. You don't succeed.
bong_
7-2, 5/10Even though it is hot, you go and look for clothes. You feel like you're keeping someone from getting out of the closet, but mudkipz is shouting at Fiah, so you reply "if you didn't use my bed so much i might be nuormal.
" All the clothes you see are too big for you, but you examine one smaller pair of shorts and see that they are jean shorts. You put them on, but they begin to fall off slowly.
smjjames
1-2, -1/10You try to find underwear in front of you, on the floor, and behind you, but you don't find anything at all. So, you look for pants instead since underwear isn't visible to the average person you encounter on the street. You find two more pairs of them, one is a more formal black type, and the other is jeans that just barely fit you. You put them on, and find out that they don't fit you even though you thought they did. You give up, and try and get out, only to be blocked by everyone and their brother.
Tuto
5-2, 3/10You don't find any pants, just shirts. However, you do find shorts that could work on you. You try them on, awkwardly trying not to bump in to anyone, and manage to get them on.
mudkipz
3-2, 1/10You try to steal someone's clothes but everyone behind you is trying to get out, so you exit the room and confront the nude Damn Dixon after replying to bong that "well then i should pee on your bed more shouldn't i" and see that Damn is inspecting the room. You ask him "have you even pooped so hard you got ejected?" He replies, "No, crazy mudkipz." Bong, Fiah, and Matty come out after you. Bong is wearing nothing but shorts, Fiah is wearing a strange, blue cow shirt, and Matty is still nude.
People locked in long actions:Darvince & atomic7732 (8/10, fail)
Yqt1001 (10/10, success)
Bla (6/10, fail)
TheMooCows
Darvince and atomic
Darvince continues to wash atomic's face with (his?) tongue. atomic playfully laughs and nuzzles under Darvince's head. Suspendisse consequat faucibus eros aliquam consectetur. Donec sit amet purus eu eros mollis elementum quis vel purus. Etiam scelerisque magna non metus pretium vulputate. Vivamus id neque sapien.
Yqt comes out of unconsciousness, everyone else stays locked in their long term actions.
TheMooCows enters unconsciousness.
Bla is unconscious.
NPC ActionsDan DixonYou are busy chatting with mudkipz, so you do not take any physical action. The conversation goes as so:
Mudkipz: Have you ever pooped so hard you were ejected?"
Dan Dixon: No, crazy Mudkipz.
M: Yes you have, I saw you on the night of the 21st.
D: No you didn't, I live on the west coast, you're on the east coast.
M: Remote control cameras.
D: I don't believe you. *sighs*
M: KOLOK MOMMIE
Naru523
3-2, 1/10You fall asleep and are now locked in the long-term action of sleeping for an undeterminate amount of time.