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[blotz]

*blacraft, not usforum

[blotz]

[16:22] <+Darvince_> tiem to do darvince's blacraft story
[16:22] <+matty406> I think you're overlooking the fact Bla is being active
[16:22] <+Darvince> kol matty
[16:22] <+Darvince_> one day, i found a website called universesandbox.com
[16:23] <+vh> no
[16:23] <+Darvince_> it was about a really cool simulation program, and i became an active member on the forums
[16:23] <+vh> no
[16:23] <+matty406> I found Universe Sandbox from looking for galaxy simulations
[16:23] <+Darvince_> but then, something called Off Topic sucked me in
[16:23] <+vh> no
[16:23] <+Darvince> no
[16:23] <+Darvince_> it was a server called blacraft. i join the UBRS, and was nice
[16:23] <Tuto99> I found it from searching astronomy-related programs.
[16:23] <+Darvince> no
[16:24] <+vh> no
[16:24] <+Darvince_> then, i saw a sword
[16:24] <+vh> no
[16:24] <+Darvince> darvince_ you forgot about like 16 months
[16:24] <+Darvince> no
[16:24] <Tuto99> No what?
[16:24] <+Darvince_> a large blue sword
[16:24] <+Darvince> no
[16:24] <+Darvince_> in 4 hit's it killed me
[16:24] <+Darvince> no
[16:24] <+vh> no
[16:24] <Tuto99> ...
[16:24] <Tuto99> yes
[16:24] <+matty406> I consider this community my internet home
[16:24] <+Darvince_> i was an enimy to the Red Front from then on
[16:24] <+Darvince> tuto99 bong is making fake history of darvince
[16:24] <+Darvince> no
[16:24] <+Darvince_> i raged against Bla, prepared to defeat him
[16:24] <+Darvince> no
[16:25] <+Darvince_> then, this punk named yqt1001 came along
[16:25] <+matty406> One does not simply walk into Spawntown
[16:25] <+Darvince> no
[16:25] <+Darvince> no
[16:25] <+Darvince_> he joined bla's side, and fought me
[16:25] <+Darvince> no
[16:25] <+Darvince_> he then got admined, and stole all my items
[16:25] <Tuto99> Oh. I didn't distinguish the underscore in his name.
[16:25] <+Darvince> no
[16:25] <+Darvince_> i tried to post in blacraft forums, but to no avil
[16:25] <+Darvince> no
[16:26] <+Darvince_> yqt1001 deleted all my post, leaving no evidence
[16:26] <Tuto99> Ignore Bong, Darvince.
[16:26] <+Darvince> no
[16:26] <+Darvince> no
[16:26] <+Darvince_> to this day, i hate Blanoxium and Thunderday
[16:26] <Tuto99> Okay...
[16:26] <+Darvince> no
[16:26] <+Darvince_> then, this epic dude called LOTZuBUTT came along
[16:26] <+Darvince> no
[16:26] <+Darvince_> i stole all his butts
[16:26] <+Darvince> no
[16:26] <+Darvince_> he was muad at me, very muad
[16:26] <+Darvince> NO
[16:27] <+Darvince_> then, while i had all my vauables in my inventory, planning on hiding them in a skirit chest
[16:27] <+Darvince> NO
[16:27] <+Darvince_> he came at me, with a great big sword, swining a great big sword
[16:27] <+Darvince> NO
[16:28] <+Darvince_> in a hit he killed me
[16:28] <+Darvince_> i cried
[16:28] <+Darvince> [Edited out]
[16:28] <+Darvince_>  i was crin and crin and crin
[16:28] <+Darvince_> i quit b lacraft, never to return
[16:28] <+Darvince> [Edited out]
[16:28] <+Darvince_> i swore to haunt everyone
[16:28] <+Darvince_> to their last days
[16:28] <+Darvince> [Editing out]
[16:28] <+Darvince_> Continue? [y=yes, n=no]
[16:28] <+Darvince> n
[16:28] <Tuto99> n
[16:29] == Darvince_ has changed nick to bong_

[tuto99]

Fun fact: Bong is annoying.

[Darvince]

did you mean:
Truest fact of all: Bong is annoying.

[tuto99]

did you mean:
Truest fact of all: Bong is annoying.

Either way, it's a fact.

[blotz]

depends on your operational definition of annoying.

[Hellpotatoe]

Fun fact: Bong is annoying.

depends on your operational definition of annoying.

Annoying level:
Annoying Orange < bong_

[tuto99]

depends on your operational definition of annoying.

What other definition of annoying can someone think of?

[FiahOwl]

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[Hellpotatoe]

Pesado means heavy in portuguese. Bong is fat?

[tuto99]

Maybe, maybe not.

[FiahOwl]

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[Darvince]

portguês != español

[Hellpotatoe]

português ≠ portguês = español
so português ≠ español

[blotz]

my right hand's thumb is always very cold

[blotz]

[17:14] <@_Yqt1001> [17:10] <+_Yqt1001> i was looking for a good MINECRAFT server
[17:14] <@_Yqt1001> i was looking for a good MINECRAFT server
[17:14] <@_Yqt1001>  i found one called blacraft, andd bong_ (btw he's a pro) invited me in
[17:14] <@_Yqt1001> in 2 months time, i was op'd
[17:14] <@_Yqt1001>  i needed diamonds
[17:14] <@_Yqt1001> so i spawned 1 diamond every day
[17:14] <@_Yqt1001> and soon got 300, overtaking Bla
[17:15] <@_Yqt1001> i felt so good, i started to beat everyone up except Bla and mudkipz
[17:15] <@_Yqt1001> i tried to beat up bong_, the pro, who invited me in
[17:15] <@_Yqt1001> but as i said, he was a pro
[17:15] <@_Yqt1001> slish! slash! crack~
[17:16] <@_Yqt1001> my puny sword gave away to his mightily enchanted one
[17:16] <@_Yqt1001> i had to give up and surrender everyhint i had
[17:16] <@_Yqt1001> then, i secrectly respawned all 35 diamond blicks
[17:16] <@_Yqt1001> i built a high tower
[17:16] <@_Yqt1001> it was fun
[17:18] <@_Yqt1001> then, Bla called me and mudkipz to arms
[17:18] <@_Yqt1001> against He, the proist of all
[17:18] <@_Yqt1001> shits
[17:18] <@_Yqt1001> i just got banned from ubox
[17:18] <@_Yqt1001> #teting
[17:19] <@_Yqt1001> anways, we were battleing
[17:21] <@_Yqt1001> man, he was a rpo
[17:21] <@_Yqt1001> pro
[17:21] <@_Yqt1001> easily, he eliminated mudkipz with a well aimed tnt cannon
[17:21] <@_Yqt1001> his next target was bla
[17:21] <@_Yqt1001> he drank a few potions, becomming invisible
[17:22] <@_Yqt1001> he sparred until Bla was on his last heart, me shooting at him all the while
[17:22] <@_Yqt1001> then, the sneaked behind Bla, and i accidentially shot Bla! :O
[17:22] <@_Yqt1001> Blanoxium was shot by yqt1001.
[17:22] <@_Yqt1001> ho, i was scared
[17:23] <@_Yqt1001> but no time to waste, i charged at yqt
[17:23] <@_Yqt1001> or rather he charged at me
[17:23] <@_Yqt1001> from the shock, i was still holding my hands to my head, staring with wide eyes and mouth
[17:24] <@_Yqt1001> stab! bong_ expertly critical hit me with his sharpness sword 4 times
[17:24] <@_Yqt1001> even with my epic diamond armour, i died, hands reattached to my head
[17:24] <@_Yqt1001> we LOST i shouted!
[17:25] <@_Yqt1001> i will never forget how good bong_ was

[Darvince]

protip: heil hitler

[blotz]

should i make a version where the people who got bad before gets a good ending and the people who got good before get's bad endings?

[Darvince]

if u want

[tuto99]

Fun fact
You have a higher chance of getting attacked by a dog than getting struck by lightning.

[atomic7732]

I have been bitten by dogs twice... I don't think either would count as being attacked though.

[tuto99]

Fun fact
Neanderthals were shorter in the past, to conserve heat better than other humans.
But the first homo sapiens were taller, since heat they absorbed was more spread out, to avoid heat stroke or hyperthermia.

[blotz]

homo sapiens or homo sapiens sapiens?

[tuto99]

homo sapiens or homo sapiens sapiens?

What?
Homo sapiens...