Author Topic: Johnson Family (Read 15848 times)

Darvince · « **on:** November 02, 2012, 04:27:34 PM »

Deoxy Johnson, age 53, brother of Dan Johnson, and won't move out.
Dan Johnson, age 48, husband of 22 years to Smjjames Johnson.
Smjjames Johnson, age 43, wife of 22 years to Dan Johnson.
Matty Johnson, age 19, oldest son of Dan and Smjjames Johnson.
Bla Johnson, age 17, second oldest son of Dan and Smjjames Johnson.
Atomic Johnson, age 15, son of Dan and Smjjames Johnson, twin of Mudkipz Johnson.
Mudkipz Johnson, age 15, son of Dan and Smjjames Johnson.
Darvince Johnson, age 13, oldest daughter of Dan and Smjjames Johnson.
Naru Johnson, age 13, twin of Darvince Johnson and female.
Fiah Johnson, age 12, whiny daughter of Smjjames Johnson.
Bong Johnson, age 10, twin of Swonx Johnson.
Swonx Johnson, age 10, youngest male member of the Johnson family.
Tuto Johnson, age 4, daughter of Dan and Smjjames Johnson.

Darvince · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2012, 04:36:50 PM »

Deoxy Johnson works at a local call center and makes 14.50 an hour. He helps support the family but often causes arguments with Dan and Smjjames Johnson, but has never been threatened with having to move out because of the family size. He sleeps on the couch and tends to favor Fiah Johnson in everything he does. He often attempts to emancipate Darvince and Mudkipz Johnson, whom he views as being the most annoying. When Darvince and Mudkipz Johnson are home, he is often at the library or out shopping to avoid the two. He goes on car trips every couple months away from the family, and may not be seen for weeks at a time.

Today, he woke up at 4:37, worked from 5:01 to 15:33, and then came back home by 16:55 and dropped off groceries. He came back home from the library for dinner at 19:02 and is currently reading.

tuto99 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2012, 04:42:42 PM »

Lol.
Why am I the youngest one,

? I am actually the youngest in my family, so this is a coincidence.

Darvince · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2012, 04:43:08 PM »

Dan Johnson is an IT manager and has been working on a program called Universe Sandbox in his spare time. He is the main supporter of the family as he makes 22.60 an hour. He will sometimes get into arguments with Deoxy Johnson, trying to convince Deoxy that Mudkipz and Darvince Johnson should stay in the house. He almost always sleeps with Smjjames Johnson, his wife, and has begun to arouse the suspicion of Bla Johnson whenever the door is locked.

Today, he woke up at 6:12, worked from 6:58 to 14:57, and then went to the nearby middle school to pick up Naru, Fiah, Bong, and Swonx Johnson. He arrived home at 15:14 with the children and rested for 31 minutes. He went back at 15:45 to pick up Tuto Johnson from kindergarten. When he got back home at 15:56, he then worked on Universe Sandbox until 18:13 and then began to help Smjjames Johnson and Bla Johnson make dinner. At 18:59, they served dinner and was at dinner until 19:22, after which time he went back to browse the Internet. He is currently browsing the Internet.

Darvince · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2012, 04:52:39 PM »

Smjjames is a chef at a restaurant and makes 10.70 an hour. In her free time she often plays Minecraft or browses the Internet. She will get into arguments with Deoxy Johnson about Mudkipz Johnson, but will rarely interfere when it turns to Darvince Johnson. She will almost always sleep with Dan Johnson but will sometimes sleep wherever she winds up as she will sometimes gets lost as it is a very long way from her work to the house. She will sometimes go to the library with Deoxy Johnson and read.

Today, she woke up at 6:11, played Minecraft from 7:03 to 10:16, then got to work by 10:57 and worked until 17:59 and then went home to help make dinner. She made dinner with Dan and Bla Johnson, got into an argument about something that Bla Johnson kept saying was unhealthy, then served dinner and went back to work. She got back to work at 19:33 and is currently working for three more hours.

vh · « **Reply #5 on:** November 02, 2012, 04:53:31 PM »

is this a random generator or what

Darvince · « **Reply #6 on:** November 02, 2012, 04:54:55 PM »

no it is actually me writing all of this
otherwise none of them would be edited

Darvince · « **Reply #7 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:06:38 PM »

Matty Johnson is the oldest son of Dan and Smjjames Johnson. He is currently going to a nearby university for the next four years and is often locked in his bedroom at night. He brings home a new girlfriend pretty much every other week and does not know sensicle. One time he was not home for three weeks and eventually returned with another girlfriend. His grades recently have been dropping but were very good before. He is suspected to be drawing nsfw every other second when he is not at uni. His costs this year have been upwards of 25 thousand.

Today, he finally went to bed at 3:38 after finishing some work really quickly and woke up extremely tired at 6:03. He tried to go back to sleep but then decided to just get up at 6:50. He "studied" for two hours then went to university at 9:02 for his three classes. His classes finished at 15:30 and he got home by 18:52 and then ate dinner. He is currently "studying".

atomic7732 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:14:26 PM »

make it a random generator

blotz · « **Reply #9 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:19:04 PM »

kol you got my age close

tuto99 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:20:32 PM »

How old are you Bong?
And I can't wait until Darvince makes a description of me. XD

vh · « **Reply #11 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:26:08 PM »

bong is old enough to be bla's great grand father's mother

Darvince · « **Reply #12 on:** November 02, 2012, 05:38:37 PM »

@bong: i purposely messed up the ages so that it would make a little more sense

Bla Johnson is a very politically active son of Dan and Smjjames Johnson. He will often slip into his "Blasement", which is one of the rooms in the house's basement. He is currently a senior in high school where he gets on average 1752 (reality: 0.0001752) texts a minute telling him to kill himself because most of them suspect he is gay. He actually is gay, and the entire family knows this, but has never told anyone else because of the incessant messages that he is sure would increase ninety-fold (reality: it wouldn't) if he told anyone. He is an A student and often limits himself from the Internet to be productive.

Today, Bla Johnson finally fell asleep at 0:13 and woke up at 6:01 from his alarm. He then ate oatmeal, which Mudkipz Johnson tried to throw out, and biked to school by 7:57. He was at school from 7:57 to 15:01, and he promptly left school to go home. He was at home by 15:19 and did his homework. He finished his homework at 16:44 and then spent one and a half hours on the Internet and then went out to help prepare dinner. He argued with Smjjames Johnson about the healthiness of the meal but lost. He then ate dinner at 19:00 and finished at 19:13 and is currently playing video games.

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2012, 04:51:17 AM »

AND HELL POTATOE JOHNSON??

tuto99 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2012, 08:27:02 AM »

You will be born soon when Bla or Matty Johnson will find their future wife

.
Or when incest might occur, but that's going too far.

Darvince · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2012, 01:03:05 PM »

smjjames is pregnant with hellpotatoe johnson

Darvince · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2012, 01:51:40 PM »

Atomic Johnson goes to the same high school as Bla Johnson, and is currently a sophomore. He is also politically active like Bla, but is very non-caring about school. On many days he will not go to school and is currently creating a Python program in his free time to hijaack the school computer system. He often goes into Matty's room when Matty is "studying" and stays there for hours. Sometimes he will make dinner, but not often. He will go with Smjjames when she goes on car trips, and also goes to the library often.

Today, he woke up at 6:03, went on the Internet for an hour, and got to school by 7:52. He was in school from 8:00 to 15:02, and then came home with Bla, hijaacking Bla's bicycle. He attempted to do homework but failed, ate dinner from 18:59 to 19:16, and is currently working on his program.

Darvince · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2012, 02:07:34 PM »

Mudkipz Johnson has mild asperger's and as a result goes to high school at different times than Atomic and Bla Johnson. He is often found in his room shared with Bong, trying to figure out the electron combination of element 9001, making blueprints for new nuclear power types, running one of his hundreds or maybe thousands of Python scripts, or just on lunae621. He created a "ctam" but now is pessimistic about it.

Today he finally went to bed at 2:23, woke up at 8:11, made himself a nuclear breakfast, got to school at 8:56, and was there for quite a bit of the day. He got home at 17:02, planned his next 19 Python projects, then ate dinner from 19:00 to 19:13. He is currently writing Python scripts and IRCing.

tuto99 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 06, 2012, 04:31:56 AM »

Waiting for my bib too

Darvince · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:02:07 AM »

Darvince Johnson is an avid obsessor over the Internet and is the oldest that hasn't graduated grade school yet. She hates her life, and is currently being counselled. Recently, she has become rather lazy and refuses to do anything. She also assumed ownership of "ctam" in September but has been losing motivation to do anything about it since. Her English is also so evolved that it can be regarded as another language.

Today, Darvince Johnson collapsed at 00:03, woke up at 06:32, did homework, ate breakfast, and arrived at school by 08:16. She was at school from 08:16 to 03:36, and promptly came home and walked in the door at 03:50. She was on the Internet for 3 hours, then ate dinner at 18:58 and is currently taking a nap.

tuto99 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:00:09 AM »

Tuto Johnson is a four year old pre-k student at Narcoosee Elementary School. She is a happy kid, but is usually shy. She was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome three months ago and since then took speech therapy in school. She is into astronomy and likes to stargaze during the night time. She is a healthy, tall kid, standing 3 foot 9(115 cm) and weighs roughly 40 lbs. Her favorite food is macaroni and cheese.
Today, Tuto woke up at 7:30:22, arrived to school at 8:10:09, ate breakfast at 8:22:46, and came home at 16:03:16. She took a bath from 16:04:57 to 16:08:20, and played with her toys til' 18:49:40. She ate mac' n' cheese from 18:53:53 to 19:01:00. She watched T.V. from 19:01:45 to 20:32:39. She went to sleep at 20:40:30. She is currently at school.

Darvince · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:10:40 AM »

you are female

blotz · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:10:51 AM »

add me meme

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:14:06 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on November 03, 2012, 01:03:05 PM

smjjames is pregnant with hellpotatoe johnson

NO, I'm BLADOPTED AND I'M A MALE!!11!1

tuto99 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:41:32 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on November 18, 2012, 11:10:40 AM

you are female

No no no, I want to be man.

Darvince · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:44:15 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on November 18, 2012, 11:10:40 AM

you are female

blotz · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:45:43 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on November 18, 2012, 11:44:15 AM

Quote from: Darvince on November 18, 2012, 11:10:40 AM
you are female

~~or else you will be mudered~~

tuto99 · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:51:34 AM »

Could I be intersex? Nevermind.

blotz · « **Reply #28 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:52:09 AM »

tuto99 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2012, 11:57:14 AM »

Fixed description.