"Saguans believe in the theory that this plant will have no affect whatsoever the illegal Saguans and Humans trafficking industry in southwest Ethanthova."
Here's a thing I did that generates British sounding town names. You have no idea how long I've wanted to do one of these.
Syntax
[towngen] is a town near [towngen], in the county of [county].
Data
|towngen
5@[prefix][suffix]
1@[prefix][suffix] [post]
1@[prefix][suffix]ton
3@[prefix]ton
3@[mod] [prefix][suffix]
|prefix
1@Barn
1@Shef
1@Oak
1@Don
1@Rother
1@Waf
1@Kings
1@Al
1@Bath
1@Castle
1@Stone
1@Leaf
1@Roth
1@Slap
1@Kirks
1@Water
1@River
1@Lake
|suffix
1@sley
1@field
1@ley
1@chester
1@ham
1@sham
1@wick
1@ton
1@wall
1@vil
1@way
1@gate
1@fence
1@leigh
1@howe
1@by
1@thorp
1@throp
1@shire
1@comb
1@worth
1@ford
1@wich
|mod
1@Old
1@New
1@Little
|post
1@Annex
1@Downs
1@Sands
1@Green
1@-Upon-[towngen]
1@-Below-[towngen]
1@-Under-[towngen]
1@Estates
1@Borough
|county
3@[Cprefix][Csuffix]
1@[direction] [Cprefix][Csuffix]
|Cprefix
1@York
1@Nor
1@Went
1@Dur
1@Derby
1@Bris
1@Corn
1@Lincoln
1@Lanc
1@Mersey
1@Derb
1@Man
|Csuffix
1@shire
1@wick
1@ham
1@tol
1@wall
1@side
1@shire
1@thon
1@chester
|direction
2@North
2@East
2@South
2@West
1@Greater
If you want to generate single towns just cot the syntax down to [towngen]
It generated "Bathley -Below-Stonethrop -Under-Wafton"
A more complex generator, that creates places, what county they're in, a defining feature of the place, and the disposition of the locals.
Syntax:
[towngen], in [county], is [the subject of a book|infamous|renown|well known|not as quaint as the name may suggest|soon going to have a high-speed railway built through it|regarded as the worst place in the UK|subject to many street parties|going to be demolished soon|avoided|overlooked|known|known|known|remarkable|in the Guiness Book of World Records|the subject of many a folk song] for it's [describing] [feature]. The people there [mood] [who]. A well known [occupation], [forename] [surname], lives here and is [personalemotion].
Data:
|towngen
5@[prefix][suffix]
1@[prefix][suffix] [post]
1@[prefix][suffix]ton
3@[prefix]ton
3@[mod] [prefix][suffix]
|prefix
1@Barn
1@Shef
1@Oak
1@Don
1@Rother
1@Waf
1@Kings
1@Al
1@Bath
1@Castle
1@Stone
1@Leaf
1@Roth
1@Slap
1@Kirks
1@Water
1@River
1@Lake
|suffix
1@sley
1@field
1@ley
1@chester
1@ham
1@sham
1@wick
1@ton
1@wall
1@vil
1@way
1@gate
1@fence
1@leigh
1@howe
1@by
1@thorp
1@throp
1@shire
1@comb
1@worth
1@ford
1@wich
|mod
1@Old
1@New
1@Little
|post
1@Annex
1@Downs
1@Sands
1@Green
1@-Upon-[towngen]
1@-Below-[towngen]
1@-Under-[towngen]
1@Estates
1@Borough
|county
3@[Cprefix][Csuffix]
1@[direction] [Cprefix][Csuffix]
|Cprefix
1@York
1@Nor
1@Went
1@Dur
1@Derby
1@Bris
1@Corn
1@Lincoln
1@Lanc
1@Mersey
1@Derb
1@Man
|Csuffix
1@shire
1@wick
1@ham
1@tol
1@wall
1@side
1@shire
1@thon
1@chester
|direction
2@North
2@East
2@South
2@West
1@Greater
|describing
1@rolling
1@large
1@big
1@small
1@little
1@uneven
1@sprawling
1@dirty
1@clean
1@mucky
1@beautiful
1@pretty
1@awful
1@atrocious
|describing2
1@large
1@big
1@small
1@little
1@awful
1@atrocious
1@uneven
1@dirty
1@clean
1@mucky
1@beautiful
1@pretty
1@grotty
|feature
1@hills
1@knolls
1@skylines
1@fields
1@meadows
1@industrial estates
1@housing estates
1@villages
1@town, [towngen]
1@town, [towngen], which [towndesc]
1@lamp posts
1@roads
1@locals
1@post boxes
1@streets
1@alleys
1@weather
1@attitude
1@football team
1@standing stones
|mood
1@are friendly to
1@are hateful of
1@are aggressive to
1@are dangerous to
1@are nice to
1@are welcoming to
1@are warm to
1@are wary of
1@are indifferent to
1@are resentful of
1@are watchful of
1@are interested in
1@are prone to assaulting
1@will not tolerate
1@are intolerant of
1@won't talk to
1@won't look at
1@won't go outside in the presence of
1@are commonly seen fighing
1@are commonly seen outside the local pub, picking fights with
1@will drink and be merry with
|who
1@those from the neighbouring town and rival, [towngen]
1@those who support the rival football club of [towngen]
1@anyone from [towngen]
1@anyone from [towngen] or [towngen]
1@anyone from the neighbouring county of [county]
1@tourists
1@strangers
1@outsiders
1@chavs
1@young people
1@the upper class
1@the working class
1@Tory party supporters
1@Labour party supporters
1@Libdem supporters
1@noisy people
1@rowdy parties
1@those who drive recklessly
1@the police
1@the monarchy
1@foreigners
1@BNP supporters
1@UKIP supporters
|towndesc
1@is not that good
1@is a bit too crowded
1@is full of gangs
1@is a mugging hotspot
1@is the HQ for the county police force
1@is a nasty place
1@is a lovely place
1@is a nice place to stay for the weekend
1@is full of nice little pubs
1@is the location of the famous restaurant, [cafe1] [cafe2]
1@is the location of the famous pub, [pub1] [pub2]
1@is the location of an [describing2] pub, [pub1] [pub2]
1@is the location of the [describing2] restaurant, [cafe1] [cafe2]
|cafe1
1@Le
1@The
1@Little
1@Big
|cafe2
1@Réstaraunte
1@Food Place
1@Diner
1@Atheist
|pub1
1@The
1@Train
1@Waterwheel
|pub2
1@Inn
1@Local
1@Pub
1@Public House
|occupation
1@poet
1@politician
1@writer
1@singer
1@artist
1@musician
1@town drunk
1@town fool
1@flasher
1@tramp
4@local
|forename
1@John
1@Adam
1@Michael
1@Mikkel
1@Chris
1@Matt
1@Ryan
1@Lucille
1@Lucy
1@Lauren
1@Mary
1@Betty
1@Boris
1@Bob
1@Marty
1@Sally
1@Kipper
|surname
1@EirÃkursson
1@Adams
1@Johnson
1@Harson
1@Jackson
1@McSikkel
1@Roberts
1@Morgan
1@Anders
1@Butcher
1@Wood
1@Green
1@Hyde
|personalemotion
1@hated
1@loved
1@adored
1@despised
1@ignored
1@patronised
1@praised
1@sent hate mail almost every day
1@sent love mail almost every day
1@welcome in any pub in town
1@banned from every pub in town
1@banned from the local supermarket
1@in hiding for [crime]
1@an advocate of same sex marriage
|crime
1@tax evasion
1@manslaughter
1@indecent exposure
1@being drunk and disorderly
1@throwing a bucket of water on a police officer
"Waterbyton, in Derbthon, is known for it's little attitude. The people there are prone to assaulting noisy people."
"Rothgate, in Norshire, is known for it's beautiful alleys. The people there are aggressive to the working class."
"Castleham, in East Durshire, is known for it's big town, Shefton. The people there are friendly to anyone from the neighbouring county of Yorkwall."
"Stoneton, in Cornham, is in the Guiness Book of World Records for it's awful lamp posts. The people there are intolerant of foreigners."