Starrie was spontaneously formed with hawking radiation in the beginning of the universe. Oh yes.
The high density of the primordial universe created many stuffs. It was extremely cute.
Among the objects formed were numerous MBHs, micro black holes, approximately several planck lengths in size and having energy of only several billion electron volts. Oh yes.
An average MBH, with a mass-energy equivalent of 1.8e-23 grams, would last approximately 5e-91 seconds, emitting around 0.12 joules each and creating several hundred subatomic particles. This is declared epicute by the Starrians.
At this time the MBH's have slowed down to under relativistic speeds and quarks and gluons fused into protons/neutrons. Then, atoms formed. The probability of the particles left over from the Hawking Radiation of a MBH forming a proton and neutron is calculated to be around 1e-10. Them forming atoms is also around 1e-10. This is a true story.
Suddenly, a human named mudkip formed, with approximately 7e27 atoms. The chance of each atom forming, 1e-20, to the power of all 7e27 atoms in the correct positions is 1e-(3101.4), which written out, would take about 1e28 numbers. The cuteness is becoming unbearable.
But you see, not only was mudkip formed, but all one billion plus citizens of Starrie, which leads to a probability of approximately 1e-(1e9*3101.4).
Note that Starrian scientists smoked at least 2 billion planck masses worth of shrooms before coming to this conclusion.
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