http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com"I hope Rick Santorum tries to ford the river on Oregon Trail only to have his wagon spontaneously explode."
"I hope rick santorum uses invisalign but everyone notices"
"I hope Rick Santorum is playing Halo and no one believes he’s not a 7 year old girl."
"I hope Rick Santorum decided to play Animal Crossing: Wild World after a month of inactivity, and he finds his town empty and covered in weeds and he gets a visit from Resetti because he forgot to save his game last time."
"I hope Rick Santorum is Sent to the moon by princess Celestia (Trollestia)"
"I hope Rick Santorum forgets his towel every time he gets out of the shower."
"I hope Rick Santorum steals a balloon on “Free Balloon Day”. "
"i hope rick santorum walks face-first into a sliding glass door."
"I hope Rick Santorum breaks a mirror and is super paranoid, and then, exactly 7 years later when he releases a sigh of relief, he breaks another mirror"
"I hope Rick Santorum hears about tumblr as a cool and accepting of everyone place and joins only to realize everyone here hates him."
"I hope Rick Santorum never finds out what teen spirit smells like."
"I hope that Rick Santorum realizes that the annoying ringing sound in his ear is his voice."
"I hope Rick Santorum gets all excited for his birthday and goes around the whole day waiting for someone to say “happy birthday” and no one does."
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