Need Moar Units

[Bla]

We are units.
Suggest what someone on the forum should be a measurement for. Don't try to offend anyone on the forum by choosing them to be a unit for something bad. The person must agree to it first to be on our list.
You can also suggest units based on people not on the forum for anything.

People on the forum
The Bla (Blas) - unit for lapis density, 1 Bla = INSIGNIFICANTLY LITTLE lapis pr. cubic meter.
The Chris (Chrises) - unit for naturalness times awesomeness.
The Matt (Matts) - unit for Britishness, 0 Matts = British, less = not British, more = stereotypically British.
The Mikkel (Mikkels) - unit for cuteness, 1 Mikkel = 75.4 on the Kitten Softness Rating scale.
The Ruan (Ruans) - unit for Azness

Not on the forum
The Average Standardized Normality Scale - unit for normality
The Bus Surprisal Index - unit for unexpected death rates
The Dash (Dashes) - unit for coolness
The Dawkin (Dawkins) - unit for godlessness
The Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index - unit for environmentafriendlyness
The Mugabe Relativity Rating - unit for corruption
The Ohm-Watt (Ohm-Watts) - unit for uhmwhatness
The Palin (Palins) - unit for ignorance
The Pepperony Propulsion Productivity Index - unit for pizzaness
The Perry (Perries) - unit for stupidity
The Stalin (Stalins) - unit for authoritatianism
The Whatever (Whatevers) - unit for apathy

Combined units
The Mikkel-Dash (Mikkel-Dashes) - unit for cuteness multiplied by coolness.
The Mikkel-Chrisdash (Mikkel-Chrisdashes) - Coolness multiplied by cuteness mult awesomeness mult naturalness.
The Chris-Matt (Chris-Matts) - Awesomeness mult by naturalness mult Britishness (this is 27 Matts, but 0.01 Chris-Matts)

Facts
One cubic meter of stone containing random lumps of gold is 2.25 Mikkels cute.
Blaist Blaland is 0.066 Mikkels cute as of 2nd January 2012.


I suggest:
The Matty (Matties) - unit for Britishness
The Kipz (Kipzes) - unit for randomness

[FiahOwl]

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[Bla]

My unit was the Mikkel. Maybe we should make a rule forbidding people to define units after themself? But yes, there could also be Blas. Inb4 someone makes it the unit for lapis density

[Darvince]

The Bla (Blas) - unit for lapis density
The Fiahatomicdarvincenarumudkipzbongmattybla (Fiahatomicdarvincenarumudkipzbongmattyblas) - unit for measuring bronyism.

[atomic7732]

Darn I was going to make this topic.

And 1 Mikkel was 75.4 KSR, remember?

And we must combine units. Like Newton-meters. We could probably get some pretty crazy stuff with that. Like the Mikkel-Dash. I'm sure you'd like that...

Or the K*w^-1 (Kipz per whatever)

[Naru523]

The ruan - unit for Azness

[Bla]

The ruan? ruaN?... Naru?
Yes, I was going to suggest the Naru for Asiaism. So I guess that's a way of accepting it before I suggest it, kol.

Mikkel-Dash, that sounds both cool and cute. Kol.

The Bla (Blas) - unit for lapis density

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The Fiahatomicdarvincenarumudkipzbongmattybla (Fiahatomicdarvincenarumudkipzbongmattyblas) - unit for measuring bronyism.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA kol.

[atomic7732]

What should I be the unit of?

[Bla]

Chris (Chrises) - unit of awesomeness?
Or the cyclone cyclicness?
Or sequoianess?
HmkolIdk

The Atomic (Atomics) - unit of distance. 1 Atomic = 6.2 * 10^-11 m.
The Chris (Chrises) - epicness multiplied by awesomeness. 1 Chris = Solea's awesomeness multiplied by Epicland's epicness.

Hm?

Also, the Kipz should be a unit of explosiveness.

[matty406]

If 0 Matts is 'british', higher positive amounts run into 'stereotypically british/posh' and lower negative amounts run into 'not british at all'

[atomic7732]

The Atomic (Atomics) - unit of distance. 1 Atomic = 6.2 * 10^-11 m.
The Chris (Chrises) - epicness multiplied by awesomeness. 1 Chris = Solea's awesomeness multiplied by Epicland's epicness.

or naturalness times awesomeness?

[Bla]

So who should be the unit for chunkist severity in Minecraft (like the chunkycliffs at Ampluterra)?
We can also just make the Chunkist Severity Index, if nobody wants to be.

[FiahOwl]

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[Bla]

So who should

who

who

Sorry, it has to be a person.

Not that chunkist severity would fit anyone... Although one of my units doesn't fit me anyway. Yes, the lapis one ofc.

Btw, the Mikkel-Chrisdash! Coolness multiplied by cuteness multiplied by awesomeness multiplied by naturalness.
The Chris-Matt! Awesomeness multiplied by naturalness multiplied by Britishness *FiahOwl may be 27 Matts, but 0.01 Chris-Matts* kolkol. Kol.

[atomic7732]

That unit could have very, very large numbers.  

So if we measured... idk Tropical Cyclone Benilde?

insert really quick analysis here

3.5 Mikkels (cute because small)
115 Chrises (pretty awesome and very natural)
4.3 Dashes (cool because I say so)

1730.75 Mikkel-Chrisdashes

Something like Yasi or Katrina probably wouldn't rate very high...

[Bla]

Not if something is very cool but only moderately awesome, natural and very uncute.

That unit could have very, very large numbers.  

So if we measured... idk Tropical Cyclone Benilde?

insert really quick analysis here

3.5 Mikkels (cute because small)
115 Chrises (pretty awesome and very natural)
4.3 Dashes (cool because I say so)

1730.75 Mikkel-Chrisdashes

Something like Yasi or Katrina probably wouldn't rate very high...

The problem is just that it is only 0.038 Dashes cool. It's tropical - it's hot, not cool.
= 15.3 Mikkel-Chrisdashes.

[Darvince]

Pooian (Pooians) - unit of pooness