Floenne ran her slender fingers through her long silky hair, which glimmered in the sunlight.
"I love being a girl", she whispered to herself reassuringly.
Then Floenne stood up and brushed the grass from her dress.
There was just one more thing she had to do.
She took a taxi to the hospital.
It was time to get her dong removed.
ok now that i've got that out of my system please lock this thread and ban everyone