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vh · « **Reply #480 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:59:09 AM »

"The fact is, the Trololo Man population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Jennifer Falopian. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Trololo Man kebabs, Trololo Man pies, Trololo Man-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

vh · « **Reply #481 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:59:33 AM »

hmm what to pick Following a tragic double-murder, capital punishment has surged as an election issue. There now appears a real possibility that right-wing candidate Maria Trax, running on a "Do the Crime, pay the Penalty" platform, will gain power. While society's intelligentsia is outraged, debate rages as to whether the government should intervene.

The Debate

"This is a democracy, remember?" rhetorically questions Professor Lucas Sato of the University of Greater Holykol. "That means that if the people want something, the people get it. I hate to say it, but in the name of political freedom, we need to accept that our country will have the death penalty."

"I'm sorry," says Civil Rights Unionist Clint Anderson, "but this travesty cannot be allowed to pass. If the government needs to crack down on lunatic fringe groups in order to keep our great nation free of the death penalty, then so be it. We must ban the politics of hatred and fear!"

The Government Position

The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.

If you wish, you may:

FiahOwl · « **Reply #482 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:13:49 AM »

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matty406 · « **Reply #483 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:15:09 AM »

Ohhhhh so It's come down to election campaigns has it?

vh · « **Reply #484 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:16:07 AM »

why do you have a capitalist blue fist

* mudkipz slams door in aeridani's face

Naru523 · « **Reply #485 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:16:49 AM »

So, it has come to this.

vh · « **Reply #486 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:17:07 AM »

also i'm about twice as socialist/communist as you are. @aeripoopie

KOL NARU

vh · « **Reply #487 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:17:34 AM »

i must bring in the sysadmins

matty406 · « **Reply #488 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:18:06 AM »

and now, a party political broadcast from Mattias Drake, of Ethanthova:
Spiderjack

Bla · « **Reply #489 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:24:09 AM »

So much kolkol in this thread.

Kipz, I chose the ban death penalty myself. I don't think you should be able to vote on human rights like that, but that's just my opinion.
Then comes the problem of defining human rights.

vh · « **Reply #490 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:32:43 AM »

Aeridani: 67 civil rights
Holykol: 78 civil rights

Aeridani: 73 political rights
Holykol: 80 political rights

Aeridani: 58% public
Holykol: 82% public

Aeridani: 10th most beautiful in UPS
Holykol: 8th most beautiful in UPS

Aeridani: 99.5 ecofriendly
Holykol: 116.25 ecofriendly

Aeridani: -13 compassion
Holykol: 0 compassion

Aeridani: 10 happiness
Holykol: 11 happiness

vh · « **Reply #491 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:36:07 AM »

Aeridani: -5 niceness
Holykol: 8 niceness

Aeridani: 75 wealth gap
Holykol: 6 wealth gap

Aeridani: -31 weather
Holykol: 19 weather

Aeridani: 26 welfare
Holykol: 48 welfare

FiahOwl · « **Reply #492 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:38:12 AM »

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FiahOwl · « **Reply #493 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:40:05 AM »

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vh · « **Reply #494 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:42:44 AM »

i'm holykol, not starrie.

FiahOwl · « **Reply #495 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:43:30 AM »

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Naru523 · « **Reply #496 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:51:56 AM »

Endorse me you bloody gits!

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vh · « **Reply #501 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:57:01 AM »

they're seperate so you cannot treat them as one.

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vh · « **Reply #503 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:09:18 AM »

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71275.html#msg71275

1. yes is there a problem with not caring about leaders? all holykol's leaders are fair and cute.

2. nothing to get corrupt with when everything is public... thats a lie

3. It's better than dying expectedly!

4. It's only because you have higher economy...

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71276.html#msg71276

1. holykol is funded by the kallistan pr department

2. less deaths = less healthcare req.

3. What if we don't need to be intelligent...

4. longer life =/= good

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71277.html#msg71277

1. Yeah we have the freedom to be obese...

2. A communist state dunt need gov

3. Freedom of religion isn't a problem.

4. Yur people dunt take risks

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71277.html#msg71278

1. Work from home.

2. nationstates isn't very accurate with this. communism has 100% employment theoretically.

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71280.html#msg71280

last week =/= this week

also religious is not a bad thing necessarily. fighting over it is.

FiahOwl · « **Reply #504 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:16:51 AM »

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vh · « **Reply #505 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:18:03 AM »

Since you can apply the above post to anything anyone says i'm not going to respond to it just as you didn't respond to my post at all by posting after it.

FiahOwl · « **Reply #506 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:27:01 AM »

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vh · « **Reply #507 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:36:43 AM »

Quote from: FiahOwl on May 30, 2012, 10:27:01 AM

Quote from: mudkipz on May 30, 2012, 10:09:18 AM
@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71275.html#msg71275

1. yes is there a problem with not caring about leaders? all holykol's leaders are fair and cute.

There's a problem when nobody gives a fuck about who gets elected.

why

2. nothing to get corrupt with when everything is public... thats a lie

You're no communist then.

if communism, nothing to get corrupt with because nothing is anyone's

3. It's better than dying expectedly!

I'd rather know that I'd probably die in 80 years rather then getting the plague tomorrow

I'd rather not know when I'd die than knowing I'd die in 5 minutes

4. It's only because you have higher economy...

MEANWHILE IN SOLEA

they have more population, thus monies.

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71276.html#msg71276

1. holykol is funded by the kallistan pr department

Makes sense

yes it does. holykol is like, the pretty side of kallisto

2. less deaths = less healthcare req.

It really depends on howthe NS stats work.

So does everthing... population depends on ns stats too...

3. What if we don't need to be intelligent...

Then you are the laughing stock of the world for not knowing how to make a car.

cars? eww bicycles ftw

4. longer life =/= good

Explain why.

well you could have a long life in misery or a shorter one filled with happiness

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71277.html#msg71277

1. Yeah we have the freedom to be obese...

So do my citizens

less of yours are obese which means it's discouraged by your gov not subsidizing unhealthy foods or something.

2. A communist state dunt need gov

Why does NS stats say you have a government then?

because max barry isn't communist

3. Freedom of religion isn't a problem.

I think it's better to have smarter citizens

religion =/= dumb

4. Yur people dunt take risks

That has nothing to do with it..

then what does

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71277.html#msg71278

1. Work from home.

If you are working from home then you are not unemployed.

If i work from home i don't need transport or this public transport. we use bicyles

2. nationstates isn't very accurate with this. communism has 100% employment theoretically.

You're not communist then. Suck it up.

i am communist. 82% public. the rest is lemonade stands.

@http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5461.msg71280.html#msg71280

last week =/= this week

also religious is not a bad thing necessarily. fighting over it is.

FiahOwl · « **Reply #508 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:50:05 AM »

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Naru523 · « **Reply #509 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:56:09 AM »

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