Create a dystopian timeline!

[Darvince]

No ending the world on this timeline, and nothing ridiculous. However, you can do anything else to create havoc and hellishness on Earth.

January 14^th, 2012: Vatican City is ransacked and hundreds of Catholic churches around the globe are set on fire, causing chaos in the religious community for months. Also on this day, the Russian dictator prime minister Vladimir Putin is assassinated and Moscow's government buildings are set on fire.

[Naru523]

February 14^th, 2012: After a month of the Catholic Crisis, a group of the Central African states go corrupt after civilians report of flying spaghetti monsters circle around the sky for ten times, then creates a spiral which sends down memes. The United States begin to take action and mobilize the troops to venture the land of the memes.

[atomic7732]

February 29, 2012: The final debate in Congress on SOPA allows it to be put into action, setting the universal standard for the internet. Tens of thousands protest, riots break out in several U.S. cities and some across the world.

[Darvince]

March 3^rd, 2012: A fire is set in Rome and the second Great Roman Fire begins, nearly 2000 years later. Also in South Sudan, the Nile River has been blocked by one of the flying spaghetti monsters, as Egypt and Sudan begin to dry.

[Naru523]

March 22^nd, 2012: Northern Mexico is overall controlled by gangs. They establish the Libre de la República del Norte de México (English: Free Republic of Northern Mexico). No one recognizes the country, and once again, the United States begin to ready its regiments to defeat the gang, despite protests and riots in the American country.

[atomic7732]

April 4, 2012: Google, Mozilla, and several other companies are shut down for violation of copyright laws. Google's plan to declare California and Oregon a separate country to start up a new internet is put into action and met with retaliation from the U.S. military.

[FiahOwl]

April 18th, 2012: The plan is put into action, California, Oregon, Arizona, And Nevada declare independence and form the Aeridani State Union. A local with the handle Fiah, governs the new Socialist country. San Luis Obispo is declared capital.

[Darvince]

Google isn't Aeridani? Seriously wtf?

[atomic7732]

April 21, 2012: Following actions of "Fiah", a resident of Phoenix, "atomic" sends a letter to Congress formally seceding from the United States with the states of Wyoming, parts of Montana, eastern Idaho, Utah, western Colorado, and removes Arizona from the Aeridani State Union.

(I'll change this if Fiah can't do that, and yes I agree Google is not Aeridani )

[FiahOwl]

April 21, 2012: Following actions of "Fiah", a resident of Phoenix, "atomic" sends a letter to Congress formally seceding from the United States with the states of Wyoming, parts of Montana, eastern Idaho, Utah, western Colorado, and removes Arizona from the Aeridani State Union.

(I'll change this if Fiah can't do that, and yes I agree Google is not Aeridani )

April 22nd, 2012: Fiah drafts the CA Population to defend the turf from the USA.

[Darvince]

April 23rd, 2012: This thread is locked. Waitwut.