An essay on the Pope
Issues surrounding the Pope can never be over analysed. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of the Pope. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that the Pope is rarely given rational consideration by global commercial enterprises, trapped by their infamous history. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
Society begins and ends with the Pope. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. No symbol is more potent than the Pope in society today. It helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.
Did I mention how lovely the Pope is? Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, the Pope will have its place in society.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will primarily be focusing on the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model. Taking special care to highlight the role of the Pope within the vast framework which this provides.
Annual
Military
Budget
the Pope
Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Recent studies indicate that the annual military budget is in financial terms 'holding hands with the Pope.' Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the Pope and ones own image of themselves.
To quote jazz singer Esperanza Woodpecker 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to the Pope. It speaks volumes. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about the Pope and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Since the Renaissance the Pope has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion
To conclude, the Pope has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It brings peace, influences the influencers, and most importantly it perseveres.
I'll leave you with this quote from Whoopi Hendrix: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without the Pope by my side.' [3]
[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] Everything you always wanted to know about the Pope, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing
Wtf, the Pope isn't really doing his job? WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM!
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