Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 433769 times)

blotz · « **Reply #780 on:** December 12, 2012, 06:21:22 PM »

[20:19] <ubv> BONG IS THE BEST

[20:28] <ubv> Dar|kraft afk or sleep in blacraft will you
[20:28] <+Dar|kraft> WTF

[20:30] <ubv> !talk 1

vh · « **Reply #781 on:** December 12, 2012, 07:45:28 PM »

[09:44.43] <vh> paradox interactive is a ****
[09:44.52] <kalahwk> inb4 complete
[09:44.53] <vh> eu3 complete is not complete!
[09:44.59] <kalahwk> inafter complete

vh · « **Reply #782 on:** December 12, 2012, 08:07:50 PM »

[10:07.22] <Yqt1001> Parlez vous francais ubv!?
[10:07.24] <ubv> Kolwhatever.

vh · « **Reply #783 on:** December 12, 2012, 08:08:28 PM »

[10:08.01] <ubv> how high can you get
[10:08.09] <vh> depends on how much meth i have left
[10:08.11] <ubv> what a cute

matty406 · « **Reply #784 on:** December 13, 2012, 08:24:07 AM »

Quote from: bong on December 12, 2012, 06:21:22 PM

[20:30] <ubv> !talk 1

It has become aware

atomic7732 · « **Reply #785 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:02:32 PM »

[00:00] <rodvenio> england has fallen
[00:00] <matty406> Good news everyone!
[00:00] * matty406 has quit (Quit: Baruk KhazÃ¢d! KhazÃ¢d ai-mÃªnu!)

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #786 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:27:03 PM »

Quote from: atomic7732 on December 20, 2012, 05:02:32 PM

[00:00] <rodvenio> england has fallen
[00:00] <matty406> Good news everyone!
[00:00] * matty406 has quit (Quit: Baruk KhazÃ¢d! KhazÃ¢d ai-mÃªnu!)

00:00?
you're 2 hours early
or I'm 2 hours late?

matty406 · « **Reply #787 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:41:03 PM »

Timezones, the wraiths are very accurate timekeepers

vh · « **Reply #788 on:** December 20, 2012, 09:25:55 PM »

oh noes!

[11:24.57] <+Yqt1001> what is this
[11:25.04] <+Yqt1001> I dont even
[11:25.06] * Yqt1001 (~Yqt1001@216-211-42-34.dynamic.tbaytel.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.89 [Firefox 17.0.1/20121128204232])

Darvince · « **Reply #789 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:22:59 AM »

from the amalgamate forum

Quote from: Reiyiiketschi on December 22, 2012, 08:49:47 PM

<map to be made>

When it is complete, you will be able to claim <number> of zones maximum. Anywhere on the map, they need not border, but it might look better if they do. Your choice.

No "taken"s allowed until I have posted the map here.

Official colors:

(note to slef: colors, dotted provinces, flag in center)

Quote from: Reiyiiketschi on December 22, 2012, 08:49:47 PM

(note to slef: colors, dotted provinces, flag in center)

Quote from: Reiyiiketschi on December 22, 2012, 08:49:47 PM

(note to slef:

Quote from: Reiyiiketschi on December 22, 2012, 08:49:47 PM

slef

Quote from: Reiyiiketschi on December 22, 2012, 08:49:47 PM

slef

Quote from: Reiyiiketschi on December 22, 2012, 08:49:47 PM

slef

vh · « **Reply #790 on:** December 23, 2012, 03:11:30 PM »

vh · « **Reply #791 on:** December 25, 2012, 05:41:54 PM »

rescue from page 3

blotz · « **Reply #792 on:** December 25, 2012, 05:43:25 PM »

Quote from: vh on December 25, 2012, 05:41:54 PM

rescue from page 3

^+10

vh · « **Reply #793 on:** December 27, 2012, 07:17:46 PM »

[09:12.49] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> <+vh> i still have no idea why people tack numbers onto the end of their nicknames, especially whentheirs is uncommon enough as to not need a number
[09:12.56] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> youuuuu
[09:13.00] <vh> meeeeeeeee
[09:13.06] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[09:13.13] <vh> meeeeee
[09:13.23] <vh> *swallows a dwarf whole*
[09:13.37] <smjraptor21> How do I log in before attempting to verify registration?
[09:13.37] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> The forgotten beast Vh
[09:14.01] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> Vh Mudlurke

atomic7732 · « **Reply #794 on:** December 27, 2012, 07:48:32 PM »

^
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FiahOwl · « **Reply #795 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:43:08 AM »

This message is only viewable with Universe Sandbox Galaxy Edition. Access it and much more with promo-code '95295'.

blotz · « **Reply #796 on:** January 02, 2013, 02:50:48 PM »

* Kalassak has kicked dicks

smjjames · « **Reply #797 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:40:58 PM »

[18:39]   ubv   my server will never work
[18:39]   Arrow_McEyebrow   ubv, Aeridani or Solea?
[18:39]   ubv   kurdistan's
[18:39]   vh   KOL

matty406 · « **Reply #798 on:** January 09, 2013, 03:35:59 PM »

[20:42] <+li> "what's your ideal type"
...
[20:42] <+li> A furry who is taller than them and has hazel eyes and black hair.
[20:42] <+li> MATTY406 YOU'RE A FURRY

vh · « **Reply #799 on:** January 19, 2013, 12:29:33 AM »

Quote from: atomic7732 on September 23, 2012, 08:45:08 PM

Quote from: matty406 on December 06, 2011, 01:29:05 PM
[20:15] <matty406> God's blood, this bard is a terrible singer.
[20:16] <matty406> Thank Talos she's started playing a lute instead.
[20:26] <mudkipz> lol
[20:26] <mudkipz> she took a arrow to the vocal cord prolly.

Quote from: FiahOwl on December 19, 2011, 07:43:30 PM
   Auivilxa   Did you like me instantly?
   Auivilxa   When did you fall in love with me?
   ivan_braginski   Last night.
   ivan_braginski   When we were in bed.
   Auivilxa   Which is the best age to marry?
   ivan_braginski   12.
   Auivilxa   What is the thing you love most about me?
   ivan_braginski   Pasta.
   Auivilxa   What is on your bedside table?
   ivan_braginski   A cup of shut the fuck up
   Auivilxa   If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
   Auivilxa   Name one of my body parts you simply love?
   ivan_braginski   .The bananas.
   Auivilxa   What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
   ivan_braginski   Your crotch.
   Auivilxa   Can you share 3 good points about me?
   ivan_braginski   You
   ivan_braginski   You're stupid, you're nice, and you're stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?
   ivan_braginski   Hi.
   Auivilxa   Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
   ivan_braginski   Yes, because you are stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
   ivan_braginski   Eat it.
   Auivilxa   How many girls or guys have you slept with?
   Auivilxa   When you have sexual fantasies, who do you usually think of?
   ivan_braginski   Ten, six from darvince.
   ivan_braginski   My friends.

Quote from: mudkipz on January 16, 2012, 04:26:48 PM
posted again because its win

[18:25] <matty406> Whennnnn will Bla update the server.
[18:25] <+skirtisan> when bukkit comes out
[18:25] <+skirtisan> >.>
[18:25] <+Naru523> When Darvince gets pregnant <3
[18:25] <+Darvince> wtf
[18:25] <matty406> Hurry up then.
[18:25] <+Darvince> that's im-
[18:25] <+Darvince> MATTY

Quote from: atomic7732 on January 20, 2012, 11:06:15 PM
FictilePegasus: asdftgjgtuihuiht
matty406: asdgfdsaacslopclmjfds
FictilePegasus: Cslop?
FictilePegasus: matty...
matty406: heee

Quote from: atomic7732 on January 22, 2012, 02:01:36 AM
[01:57]   Darvince   yyg
[01:59]   atomic7732   dra
   asleeporsumthin   sil

best 5 quotes from first 10 pages imo

vh · « **Reply #800 on:** January 19, 2013, 12:30:31 AM »

sadly, no: http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg84072.html#msg84072

Quote from: vh on February 04, 2012, 08:19:04 PM

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[22:17] <@Naryan> spam or get banned
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[22:17] <+fiahpee> trol
[22:18] <+fiahpee> naru
[22:18] == mode/##universesandbox [-o Naru523] by Naryan
[22:18] <+fiahpee> what kind of moderating is that
[22:18] <+fiahpee> "spam or get banned"

vh · « **Reply #801 on:** January 20, 2013, 09:20:58 AM »

Anonymous User 1 has opened the document.
me: hi
Anonymous User 1 has opened the document.
me: hi
Anonymous User 1 has opened the document.
me: hi
Anonymous User 1: hi
Anonymous User 1 has left.
me: bye
Anonymous User 1 has left.
Anonymous User 1 has left.
me: bye
bye

blotz · « **Reply #802 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:52:00 PM »

blotz · « **Reply #803 on:** January 22, 2013, 05:53:36 PM »

my work in teting

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atomic7732 · « **Reply #804 on:** January 29, 2013, 10:03:58 PM »

"so you've listened to projections front to back and you loved / hated / admire / despise / ate lunch while listening to / drove to the moon while listening to / rode a roller coaster while listening to / anything else while listening to it."

yes wolfgun i drove to the moon listening

vh · « **Reply #805 on:** February 10, 2013, 08:04:30 AM »

Quote from: Dan Dixon on February 07, 2013, 10:39:23 AM

I'll share some screenshots once we're a little further along and are sure that we'll be shipping our latest experiments.

>shipping

ok

Bla · « **Reply #806 on:** February 12, 2013, 07:18:14 AM »

Quote from: Hellpotatoe on December 29, 2012, 12:28:41 PM

Big Blautyfull Blanoxium Bla,
I humbly present myself to use, with your permission, your incredible wisdom. I would ask you, meekly, if I have the right and permission to possess some region, besides having Kaktocity.
Gladly I thank you for your valuable attention, happy to wait for an answer from someone as great as you.

From a insignificant nether potatoe.

kol

Quote from: Hellpotatoe on December 29, 2012, 05:15:52 PM

Thanks for enlightening me with your illuminating answer from your great wisdom.

Sorry for taking up so much of your time with silly questions, but I wonder if there are required buildings for cities, like the colletive storages? There is something I should do in regard to maintenance of the regions (excluding development)?

Once again I apologize for the inconvenience that this tuber infernal may have caused to you.

Already happy with your response,
Hellpotatoe.

Everyone should speak to me like this.

Darvince · « **Reply #807 on:** February 12, 2013, 07:34:00 AM »

Nobody should speak to you like that.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #808 on:** February 12, 2013, 07:54:30 AM »

tuber infernal omg

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #809 on:** February 12, 2013, 08:03:41 AM »

Quote from: atomic7732 on February 12, 2013, 07:54:30 AM

tuber infernal omg

google tradutor is fail